Author's Note: Wrote this because I could and I thought it'd be humorous. Enjoy! David Shore created House and I had nothing to do with it.
House woke up to the annoying sound of an alarm and almost automatically went for the snooze button went he felt a piece of paper. He sat up interested wondering who it came from and what it said. He almost thought it'd be something from Wilson, but he was surprised when he read: Clinic duty is required for every doctor including you.
House smirked. It was definitely Cuddy's doing. He noticed another sticky note under it that said: Don't even think about coming in late today. House shrugged and took his time to get ready. He wasn't surprised when he found another sticky note on his flame decorated cane that read: Sexual harassment will no longer be tolerated.
House rolled his eyes and went to toss the sticky notes in the trash and on the trash can there was another one that said: Quit having your team break into the patients's homes. He was beginning to get annoyed when he found another sticky note on his fridge that read: And don't even think about performing a surgery without my permission. And another on his bottle of scotch that read: Don't even bother going to work drunk.
House was beginning to get feed up real fast with the sticky notes and when he found one on the door that said: You better not play that handheld device all day again, he cursed out loud to himself.
There was another one on his motorcycle that read: Be careful and wear your helmet. Sunglasses aren't adequate protection. This time he laughed an annoyed laugh. Wilson probably did help Cuddy with all these sticky notes. He was going to make sure that he would get revenge on both of them for annoying him all mourning with sticky notes.
In his helmet, there was another one that said: Stop calling your team names. House sighed and put the helmet aside and rode to work with only his sunglasses despite what the sticky notes said. When he got in the elevator, he opened his vicoden bottle and found a sticky note that said: Try taking less today. You've been popping to many pills lately. House grinded his teeth and swallowed two dry and limped to his office.
He came into his office and looked into the differential diagnosis room and saw entertained looks on his ducklings's face. He limped in there quickly to find his white board covered with sticky notes of hospital rules that he had broken and other stupid lit reminders.
"Dammit!" House said angrily as his Chase tried to suppress his laughter, Foreman smiled, and Cameron smirked.
He stormed to Wilson's office and on his door there was a note on his door that read: Knock before entering. He knocked loudly and inpatiently with his cane not even waiting for an answer before he stormed into Wilson's office.
"Dammit Wilson, you and mommy's sticky notes are everywhere!" House complained loudly and child like.
"Maybe if you behaved, we wouldn't have to put those sticky notes there." Wilson replied.
"Fine. Have it your way, but I will get you two back just you wait."
"I like to see you try."
When Wilson woke up the next day and wished he hadn't said what he said. Sticky notes were all over his apartment. He imagined Cuddy's own house was the same way and laughed knowing with House this was only the beginning of his vengeance.
Author's Note: So how'd you like the story? Was it any good?