Ayumi Farted
Co-written by Aynaki Hayami a.k.a. Saeahm Kim
Daniella: We're back to "Super Melee Blue Storm" here on BSMS, 98.4. Hey, guess what? I got hooked onto Wave Race!
Rita: Yep, she can't stop playing it. Now I have a boyfriend!
Ricky: Hey everyone!
Serena: Right. Anyway, this is a Wave Race: Blue Storm story.
Lugia: We don't own Wave Race: Blue Storm. Enjoy the story!
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A low fart was heard in Arctic Bay on a very sunny day.
Riders were falling of their jet skis, people were running out of the stadium, screaming, and all of the sudden, we only saw five more people in the water: Ricky Winterborn, Serena Del Mar, Akari Hayami, Ryota Hayami, and Ayumi Stewart (who sucks) and who farted.
"Ugh, this smell is so stinky!" Akari yelled, "I need to retire!"
"Do you really have to?" asked Ricky. "It's just a stupid thing that happened!"
"No. I'm out of here before I die!" Akari said and retired.
"I'm out of here too!" Ryota said and left. Ricky heard him say, "I am SOO going to dump Ayumi."
Now since that Akari and Ryota retired, Ricky, Serena, and Ayumi were the only ones left. Serena and Ricky started racing to beat Ayumi.
"The weather's just about perfect Ricky, all you have to worry about is the chump who farted." Russ told Ricky before fainting.
"Give me a break!" yelled Ricky. "Hey Ayumi, better hold your breath before you faint from your fart."
All of the sudden, Ricky, who was currently in first, dropped down to third because he started cracking up. Serena, who was still in the race stopped her craft and turned around to face Ricky.
"Ricky!" she yelled, "You're in third place! And Ayumi's in first!"
Then, Ricky got so mad. He did his turbo charge for a minute. This is something nobody has ever done before.
"And Ricky's in first!" the announcer shouted, holding his nose. "No, Ayumi! No Ricky! No Ayumi! No Ricky!" and so it went.
Just then, Serena missed her fifth buoy and had to retire. Now Ricky was really mad. He knew this was Ayumi's fault because before he had seen Ayumi pushing Serena away from the buoys. Ricky did another turbo charge, but it lasted for only a few seconds, but he got in first. Ricky was only a few inches from the finish line, but Ayumi was really close too! Ayumi was going to win, no! Ricky miraculously got another turbo (that lasted 20 minutes) and passed Ayumi before she could cross the finish line! What a beautiful performance!
Later that night, at the awards, Ricky came in first, Serena came in second, and Ayumi came in third.
"In third place. . .Ayumi Stewart!" the announcer shouted.
Suddenly, Akari and Ryota jumped on her and started beating her up.
"You made me retire, you little fart-face!" Akari yelled.
"By the way, I'm breaking with you." Ryota said.
"Um. . .right. And in second place, Serena Del Mar!" the announcer shouted.
Serena waved to the audience.
"And in first place, Ricky Winterborn!" the announcer shouted.
Ricky did a back flip off his craft.
"Congratulations champions, especially Ricky Winterborn!" the announcer shouted.
Ricky dropped his handlebar and waved out to the audience. Serena and Ayumi just waved. All of the sudden, Ricky jumped into the water and started waving while in the water. Serena grinned and jumped in after Ricky. Then they knocked Ayumi off her craft and waved out to the audience.
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Daniella: So, this story bashed Ayumi. So what?
Legend: It was still funny. And hilarious too.
Vaporeon: See you next time!
Co-written by Aynaki Hayami a.k.a. Saeahm Kim
Daniella: We're back to "Super Melee Blue Storm" here on BSMS, 98.4. Hey, guess what? I got hooked onto Wave Race!
Rita: Yep, she can't stop playing it. Now I have a boyfriend!
Ricky: Hey everyone!
Serena: Right. Anyway, this is a Wave Race: Blue Storm story.
Lugia: We don't own Wave Race: Blue Storm. Enjoy the story!
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A low fart was heard in Arctic Bay on a very sunny day.
Riders were falling of their jet skis, people were running out of the stadium, screaming, and all of the sudden, we only saw five more people in the water: Ricky Winterborn, Serena Del Mar, Akari Hayami, Ryota Hayami, and Ayumi Stewart (who sucks) and who farted.
"Ugh, this smell is so stinky!" Akari yelled, "I need to retire!"
"Do you really have to?" asked Ricky. "It's just a stupid thing that happened!"
"No. I'm out of here before I die!" Akari said and retired.
"I'm out of here too!" Ryota said and left. Ricky heard him say, "I am SOO going to dump Ayumi."
Now since that Akari and Ryota retired, Ricky, Serena, and Ayumi were the only ones left. Serena and Ricky started racing to beat Ayumi.
"The weather's just about perfect Ricky, all you have to worry about is the chump who farted." Russ told Ricky before fainting.
"Give me a break!" yelled Ricky. "Hey Ayumi, better hold your breath before you faint from your fart."
All of the sudden, Ricky, who was currently in first, dropped down to third because he started cracking up. Serena, who was still in the race stopped her craft and turned around to face Ricky.
"Ricky!" she yelled, "You're in third place! And Ayumi's in first!"
Then, Ricky got so mad. He did his turbo charge for a minute. This is something nobody has ever done before.
"And Ricky's in first!" the announcer shouted, holding his nose. "No, Ayumi! No Ricky! No Ayumi! No Ricky!" and so it went.
Just then, Serena missed her fifth buoy and had to retire. Now Ricky was really mad. He knew this was Ayumi's fault because before he had seen Ayumi pushing Serena away from the buoys. Ricky did another turbo charge, but it lasted for only a few seconds, but he got in first. Ricky was only a few inches from the finish line, but Ayumi was really close too! Ayumi was going to win, no! Ricky miraculously got another turbo (that lasted 20 minutes) and passed Ayumi before she could cross the finish line! What a beautiful performance!
Later that night, at the awards, Ricky came in first, Serena came in second, and Ayumi came in third.
"In third place. . .Ayumi Stewart!" the announcer shouted.
Suddenly, Akari and Ryota jumped on her and started beating her up.
"You made me retire, you little fart-face!" Akari yelled.
"By the way, I'm breaking with you." Ryota said.
"Um. . .right. And in second place, Serena Del Mar!" the announcer shouted.
Serena waved to the audience.
"And in first place, Ricky Winterborn!" the announcer shouted.
Ricky did a back flip off his craft.
"Congratulations champions, especially Ricky Winterborn!" the announcer shouted.
Ricky dropped his handlebar and waved out to the audience. Serena and Ayumi just waved. All of the sudden, Ricky jumped into the water and started waving while in the water. Serena grinned and jumped in after Ricky. Then they knocked Ayumi off her craft and waved out to the audience.
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Daniella: So, this story bashed Ayumi. So what?
Legend: It was still funny. And hilarious too.
Vaporeon: See you next time!