The characters aren't mine. I borrow them just to turn them to ridiculous XD
It's an idea I had on the monday morning during the maths lesson …
I hope you'll spend good time reading this
This is a translation of my original story. I apologize for the mistakes you'll met in this text.
Kuroko no Facebook.
Momoi you identified into status, you and 5 others people.
" Kuroko Tetsuya - So unobtrusive that he could penetrate all places.
Aomine Daiki - An outsized talent, you should see in every hole … should see all the colors ...
Akashi Seijuro - The only one who can using real scissors as a sex-toy … It cuts attention !
Midorima Shintaro - It is always right to shot, and "pan" Shutoku ! *
Murasakibara Atsuchi- A big and limitless appetite, it will last !
Kise Ryota - He can reproducing all positions ! ''
Momoi commented a status which you appear.
Momoi Satsuki - Wonders, is the case to say it, that's the "Kiseki no sedai" !
Kuroko Tetsuya - Momoi-san ! [ 6 people like your comment ]
Midorima and others have commented on the status which you appear.
Midorima Shintaro - Momoi ! [ 6 likes ]
Aomine Daiki - Satsuki ! [ 6 likes ]
Murasakibara Atsuchi - Momo-chin ... [ 6 likes ]
Kise Ryota - Momoicchi [ 6 likes ]
Akashi Seijuro - Momoi ... [ 6 likes ]
Momoi Satsuki - He's always there Nigou, for those leaning zoophile ...
Kuroko Tetsuya - No.
Momoi Satsuki - Oh ? You volunteered to dress up and take his place ?
Kuroko Tetsuya - No.
Momoi Satsuki - What pities ... Oh, Dai-chan you do all sink ** ...
Aomine Daiki - Eh ?!
Momoi Satsuki - Don't play innocent ...
Aomine Daiki - Oi, Momoi you go too far ...
Akashi Seijuro - Oh ? You hide something from me ?
Momoi Satsuki - Akashi You didn't know ?
Aomine Daiki - But stop telling bullshit !
Midorima Shintaro - Look, This is a first, Takao isn't invading my notifications. [1 like ]
Momoi Satsuki - The other day … in the locker room c: ... Oh, Midorima ! :D . [ 1 like ]
Aomine Daiki - ?
Kuroko Tetsuya - I have one for Kagami-kun ... [ 2 likes ]
Kise Ryota - Eeh ?! Momoicchi ! What is that ?! :,C Aominecchi ! me too ! I saw you in the locker room ! I was with Momoicchi that time ... [ 2 likes ]
Murasakibara Atsuchi - Yes, I have a big appetite Momoi-chin, that isn't a revelation ... Mine-chin I was there too, and I see you're did a things with your right hand. [ 2 likes ]
Momoi Satsuki - What idea Tetsu-kun ? Tell me ! Tell me ! Tell me ! These sentences are just observation about all of you C: ... Ah you see Dai-chan !
Kagami Taiga - What I have doing here?
Aomine Daiki - ... You will stop your bullshit ?! I just reading my magazines ... Oi, Tetsu' , pull back your words ! [ 1 j'aime ]
Kuroko Tetsuya - Kagami-kun = Always jumps higher and back down more faster and more stronger ... He always pushes its limits. [ 4 j'aimes ]
Midorima Shintaro - Aomine, you did « that » in the locker room ? ...
Kise Ryota - Ah ah ! Well done Kurokocchi [ 1 j'aime ]
Kagami Taiga - … In training, I will kill you ...
Aomine Daiki - LOL ! Great this one Tetsu' ! But now saves your ass … I DID NOTHING IN THE LOCKER ROOM, SHIT !
Akashi Seijuro - Oh ...
Murasakibara Atsuchi - Aka-chin, If I tell you what he did, am I have the rights to get a few chips in another time ?
Aomine Daiki - Ass licking ...
Kagami Taiga - How suddenly quiet O_O
Midorima Shintaro - Bakagami -_-
Kise Ryota - Bakagami -
Kuroko Tetsuya - Bakagami ._.
Aomine Daiki - Bakagami XD
Murasakibara Atsuchi - Bakagami '-'
Akashi Seijuro - I have to come here for learn that Daiki masturbates in the locker room after some practice where he's participate, that Momoi gives free way to her yaoi need here, that Tetsuya develops a little sense of humor ... You are all become suicidal ? *scissors* I have with me …
Aomine Daiki - ...
Kuroko Tetsuya - ...
Momoi Satsuki - Ah ah ! You are discovered Dai-chan ! And it's not humor, they're all facts !
Midorima Shintaro - Hum, Kuroko and Aomine made a suspension point contest ?
Murasakibara Atsuchi - Oh ! That would be fun, I participate : ...
* - - French joke. Pronounced at the french « Shutoku » It's look like this « shoot au cul » and in english : « Shot in the ass » … It's hard to explain my bad joke sorry XD
** → Here … It maybe didn't make any sense but on my sheet, I spent a hand on the ink which I used to write his sentences And suddenly it sank and I was everywhere cover of ink XD
This is the end of … this thing ? XD
Reviews ? :3