There once was a young ginger girl named Ginny. She had 6 older brothers and all of them were gingers too, but in spite of this, Ginny always felt out of place. The only thing she ever really felt connected to was cats. When her mother told her she was required to go to Hogwarts, a school of wizardry, she was devastated. The only place she really wanted to go was Slugrash, the school of cat and cat-lady training. There she could fulfill her dreams of living with hundreds of cats and training to be an old cat lady who tricked a poor helpless boy into marrying her. She wanted this so badly that before she went to Hogwarts, she wrote a letter to Slugrash asking if she could attend part time. She was accepted, and it was arranged that every Tuesday she would sneak out and go take cat lessons. This went on for almost a year. Ginny was so happy, that she started writing about it in a magic journal that wrote back to her. Unfortunately, this journal turned out to be an evil, dog loving sorcerer names Tom Riddle. When Tom took her into the chamber of secrets, and Harry came to rescue her, she was terrified. She knew that if Tom didn't die quickly, he would reveal her secret of being a cat lover to Harry, who she had decided was easily trickable. People thought that Dumbledore had sent the sword to Harry, but really Ginny, who was very advanced for her class, communicated telepathically with her cats to freeze time and bring him a sword. When Tom was dead, Ginny was very relieved and was happy to let Dumbledore take credit for the sword. When they asked her about the journal, of course she couldn't tell the truth, so she made up a story about how the journal had trapped her into writing. They all believed her, which was good because she was able to continue with her cat training. For years Ginny continued on with her secret training, until Umbridge arrived and the school was put on lock down. Ginny was very disappointed, she liked Umbridge at first because she was a cat lady and had even attended the Slugrash! However, she was also very strict and caught Ginny trying to sneak out and go to school, so Ginny didn't like her after that. The only reason she joined the fight against the Death Eaters was so that they could regain peace and she could continue with her cat studies. Fighting in the battle ended up having double benefits because she helped get freedom, and she tempted Harry into falling in love with her. When they finally married, Harry was slightly scared of all Ginny's hundred cats, but she quickly convinced him to like them (she may or may not have a used a powerful potion). And when she and Harry eventually had children, they turned out to be Animagus cats, although she never told anyone else. Ginny, Harry, their kids and their hundreds of cats (by that time they had more), lived happily ever after.
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