Title: The Best Games
Authors: Keitorin (Chou ni Natte here) & TomatoGraffiti (BakaChan003 here)
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairing: Japan x America
Rating: PG-13 or so, cursing and non-explicit sex
Inspiration: (TomatoGraffiti's words) lol if I were a country, I'd probably have mace on me at all times. Just in case. France is a nice guy and all, but he can be quite forward. Drunk!England is a force to be reckoned with, Japan seems the type to have you in some erotic scenario before you even know what's going on, Russia's damn huge, Prussia's crazy...it's all rather dangerous o_o
Author's Note: And so this was born. XD She wrote the beginning, I finished it up. I reread it recently and thought it'd be cool if someone else could get a laugh out of it.
Disclaimer: I don't claim to own Axis Powers Hetalia. I write for fun, not profit.
"Don't mind the blindfold Alfred-san, it's part of the game."
"You always have awesome games, Kiku!"
"Arigatou. Would you mind spreading your legs a bit..?"
"Hm? Oh, sure!"
"Good, Alfred-san."
"No pro- WHOAH! That's cold. What is that?"
"Sorry, it'll warm up in a moment."
"O-okay, but...what-? Ah! K-Kiku, what kind of game is this?"
"Don't worry Alfred-san, it'll feel good soon..."
"That's not the question! N...nnn!"
"Does it feel good?"
"Feels...weird...nnng! What the hell was that?"
"That, Alfred-san, was your prostate."
"Ah, ahhh! Kiku!"
"How do you like this game?"
"..."
"Hnn... Hey, why'd you stop! I like it, I like it!"
"... ...Fuck! Harder..."