Bleached Madness
Where we somehow capture Bleach characters and shove them into a room together! What the heck will happen?
I did this fanfiction with IchiRuki7. A link to her page can be found on my page in near future. Thank you to google docs.
This was made between the hours of 12-4 am on google docs. We may of had a little (an understatement) too much sugar.
Enjoy anyways. May be slightly insane in most parts. Read at your own risk. REVIEW!
Disclaimer
We don't own bleach. If we did, it wouldn't do so well because for one one thing. we can't we can't draw and our writing inspiration is when when we are on a sugar high.
Thank god Tite Kubo owns bleach.
Miku Alli: Welcome to the madness! Wouldn't you agree Han?
Ichiruki7: YES *starts laughing manaically*
Miku Alli: Ok... Well today we get to torture... Kenpachi Zaraki and Keigo Asano!
IchiRuki7: Muahaha this will be fun!
Miku Alli: Yes it will. Now what should they do first.
Kenpachi: I'M GOING TO BREAK MY WAY OUTTA HERE!
Miku Alli: No. you can't. The walls are made out of sekiki rock. Able to withstand even your reiatsu. We are referring to you as Kenny now.
Kenny: WHAT!... Damn you.
IchiRuki7: Poor Kenny...Trapped in a room made of sekiki rock...And no way to get out!
Miku Alli: With one of the most annoying girl crazy characters in Bleach to top it off...
Keigo: HEY!
Miku Alli: Just saying... The truth.
Keigo: *glares*
IchiRuki7: Oh Keigo...Don't hide from the truth! You know you like being classified as 'girl crazy'
Keigo: No. I am the chick magnet. That's how I AM classified.
Miku Alli, IchiRuki & Kenny: *falls over in laughter rolling on the floor*
Keigo: Don't hide from the truth!
Miku Alli: *finally recovers from laughing attack* Don't be delusional.
Keigo: *glares*
Miku Alli: *glares*
IchiRuki7: *slowly gets up* BREAK IT UP! *waves hand in front of the glaring people* We all know that no sane 'chick' would come within two feet of you.
Keigo: *walks over to corner of room, curls up into a ball, and cries*
Miku Alli, IchiRuki7 & Kenny: *laugh and point*
Miku Alli: You know Kenny, there's been something I've always wanted to ask you...
Kenny: ...What...
Miku Alli: How many times have you been compared to the pedo bear?
Kenny: What the hell does that mean! Where did you get that idea?
Miku Alli: Well you carry a little girl on your shoulder! It's kinda implied..
Kenny: *puts hand where his sword usually is, only to find that we have already confiscated it* I hate you.
Miku Alli: You have something for the big bad Kenny, Han?
IchiRuki7: We should tickle him?
Miku Alli & Kenny: *exchange worried glances*
Keigo: *finally emerges from his emo corner*
IchiRuki7: Oops did we forget about you Keigo?
Kenny: It really wasn't that much to remember..
Miku Alli: Who says we forgot about him? We might of just left him there on purpose...
Keigo: *goes back to emo corner, rolls up in a ball, and starts crying*
IchiRuki7: AGAIN! Good job Kenny. *turns to Kenny and slaps*
Kenny: *points at Alli* HEY! it wasn't my comment that sent the little freak back into his emo corner! It was hers! You wanna go!
IchiRuki7: Are you meaning to sound intimidating? Because its not working...
Kenny: Little teme! Be very afraid of me! *starts grunting, clenching his fists, and yelling like he does when he raises his reiatsu*
Miku Alli: *uses super fantasmical amazing awesome author powers to prevent Kenny from being able to raise his reiatsu to crush people and or objects*
IchiRuki7: Awwww Kenny is having a hissy fit! How cute.
Miku Alli: Constipation?
Keigo: You all hate me. You gang up on me. *emerges from emo corner*
Miku Alli: I wish my grass was emo... Then it would cut itself!
Keigo: Where did that come from?
Miku Alli: You inspired me. *tosses a pocket knife* Here go nuts.
Keigo: I'M NOT FREAKING EMO! *throws knife at Alli, which she dodges and it embeds itself in wall behind her head*
Kenny: *lunges and grabs the knife* HAHA little idiots! Let me go or I will carve you up into little pieces!
Keigo: Yeah!
Miku Alli: It wasn't a smart idea to give our captives a weapon.. Was it?
IchiRuki7: WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THEM A WEAPON! Are you that stupid? Hes gone crazy!
Kenny: *laughs maniacally and walks toward Han with knife, grinning in the classic Kenny way*
IchiRuki7: Okay now he has moved up from crazy to psycotic! Help me!
Miku Alli: *uses super fantasmical amazing author powers to make the knife disappear from Kenny's hand and go back to Keigo* Do what you need to do Keigo!
IchiRuki7: WHAT THE HELL! You just gave the knife to emo dude? You really are an idiot!
Keigo: FOR THE LAST TIME! I AM NOT EMO!
Kenny: That's not what your mom said..
Miku Alli & IchiRuki7: KENNY MADE A JOKE! *starts laughing*
Keigo: You did WHAT with my mom?
Kenny: Umm... Nothing?
Keigo: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION! *holds up the knife*
Kenny: You can't cut me human.
Keigo: *slashes Kenny's face*
Kenny: What the heck! Some stupid human shouldn't have the reiatsu required to cut me!
Miku Alli: Sekiki rock.
Kenny: Damn.
IchiRuki7: Do you mean Keigo could actually beat up Kenny?
Kenny: *knocks knife out of Keigo's hand and holds him up by his neck against the wall* I did whatever I wanted with your mother!
Miku Alli & IchiRuki7: 0_o
Miku Alli: So you admit to doing things with his mother?
Kenny: Umm... Did that sound lik- NO!
IchiRuki7: Kenny...There is no shame in having a little fun...I mean I understand how you feel
because i did IT with Keigo's dad!
Keigo: ...That's normal.. For him anyways.
Miku Alli: Has everyone in this room's families been doing it BUT me? Not that I want to be that
involved with your psychotic families.
IchiRuki7: Well its not my fault...His dad was irresistible and-
Miku Alli, Keigo, & Kenny: TMI.
IchiRuki: Sorrryyy...I got a little excited!
Miku Alli, Keigo, & Kenny: When we say TMI we mean TMI! SO SHUT UP!
IchiRuki7: Yes ma'am! Jerk...
Keigo & Kenny: The last time we checked, WE WERE MALE!
IchiRuki7: Are you sure!
Miku Alli: I don't think you've checked lately... *evil smile*
Keigo & Kenny: *wait for times when Alli and Han aren't looking to check for their manhood, fearing what author power might have done.*
IchiRuk7: So now you're doubting your manhood? Wow...
Kenny & Keigo: Her.. author... powers.. can.. do.. things.. *point at Alli*
Miku Alli: OKAY! Moving on...
Kenny & Keigo: Thank god...
Miku Alli: This is another question that has been bothering me for awhile... Kenny, do you ever plan on getting a shikai and, *shivers* a bankai?
IchiRuki7: Kenny + Bankai = 2012
Keigo: What the heck are you freaks talking about?
Miku Alli: Your face.
Keigo: HEY! That was uncalled for.
IchiRuki7: Stop your pathetic fighting!
Kenny: FIGHT? WHERE!
IchiRuki7: Technically its not considered a fight...Its called another dramatic hissy fit!
Miku Alli & Kenny: You and your obsession with hissy fits...
IchiRuki7: Its not an obsession its a passion! And you are very good at having hissy fits Kenny!
Keigo: Where did the term hissy fits even come from? Did some dude suddenly yell.. "I'm in a hissy!"
Miku Alli: No one knows..And thanks to you, I don't even want to know
IchiRuki7: Ahem...You Keigo are pretty immature. Just listen to yourselves! Blah blah blah...
Miku Alli, Keigo, & Kenny: NO COMMENT. *cough* *hack* *cough* *muffled laughter* *cough* *hack* *cough*
Miku Alli: So Kenny. You never really answered my question.
Kenny: The thing won't talk to me.. That's all. No shikai no bankai.
Miku Alli & IchiRuki7: *sigh in relief* Crisis averted.
IchiRuki7: Man is it just me or is it really hot in here? I am sweating.
Keigo: Geez it smells like someone cut the cheese too!
Miku Alli: Those who smelt it dealt it.
Keigo: No I didn't!
IchiRuki7: Keigo...What did we say about lying?
Miku Alli: Let's play rock paper scissors!
IchiRuki7: Uhhmmm okay?
Keigo & Kenny: Why the hell not, we're trapped here anyways.
Miku Alli: Okay, Me against Han. Keigo against Kenny. *faces Han*
IchiRuki7: Okay...1...2...3!
Miku Alli: Lizard!
IchiRuki7: Paper! Wait... HEY! That's cheating! There's no lizard in rock paper scissors!
Miku Alli: There is in rock paper scissors lizard spock.
IchiRuki7: WE WEREN'T PLAYING THAT YOU CHEATER!
Miku Alli: Ehh.. Whatever.
Kiego: Okay... 1.. 2.. 3. Paper!
Kenny: Big freaking rock! *He somehow comes up with a huge rock, smashing Keigo's hand and breaking bones*
Keigo: I... still... won...
Kenny: HOW? I DESTROYED YOU!
Keigo: Paper beats rock...
Kenny: ... Now whoever thought that really had something going on wrong upstairs..
Miku Alli: Woops.. I guess we forgot how long we've been here and the soul society is looking for their captain, so that's all the time we have for now. Next time our victims are Ichigo Kurosaki and Yorucihi Shinhoin. BYEE!
IchiRuki7: Wow... I guess our time is up! Hope y'all enjoyed! BYEEEEEEE!
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