Elvis the Mischief Maker
When Elvis was just 6 deer-years old he was incredibly naughty and used to be looked after by Boog, his Uncle. One day, Elvis decided to make things difficult for Boog by running away.
Scene One: Nothing?
Boog: (Casually) Hey Elvis, what you want for breakfast?
Elvis: Pinecone crunches please!
Boog: Sorry, don't know how to make 'em.
Elvis: (Sadly) Uhh.
Later
Boog: (Casually) Hey Elvis, what do you wanna play?
Elvis: I'd love to play chess please!
Boog: What in the world is chess little guy?
Elvis: (Boredly) Uhh.
Later
Boog: (Casually) Hey Elvis, what bedtime story does ya?
Elvis: (Tiredly) You chose.
Boog: Once upon a time, a magical princess;
Elvis: (Angrily) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Elvis runs fanatically into the woods and the dark.