The Kuchiki Family
by
Coco-Sama
Family Matters: Part One
The storyline: Byakuya and Rukia get back from work they have 5 kids and have been married 50 yrs. Between being stationed in Karakura Town, being a lieutenant in 13th squad, and being a wife and mother life tends to have quite stressful ups and downs.
"Mommy Naoko hit me"
"Naoko why did you hit your sister"
"Okaa-san I hit Chise by accident"
"No you didn't Naoko-kun said and formally I repeat I going to use my million blades to teach you respect for your elders and used his wooden katana to strike me Okaa-sama"
"Well so I said something cool, mommy can I be blamed for wanting to be like my Otou-sama, must I be blamed because Naoko cannot dodge 100 million, gazillion, babbillion countless blades, and besides we were just playing my most beloved mother " Naoko looked up to his mother's eyes with his own eyes. That hazy gray color that only she knew always brought her to her knees.
Rukia was stunned she couldn't reprimand the boy for wanting to be like his father, she couldn't tell him practicing with a wooden katana was bad, everything she said he would come up with that boy would make up some diplomatic answer that would counter everything she said.
'I can't believe I birthed this child. Cute, reliable, straight forward Chise yes but Naoko is a Kuchiki to the last rule in the umpteenth book. His name meant obedient child and in the Chinese kanji noble but he only followed his name for his father and as Byakuya said she had to control her anger so she couldn't spank the boy.
"Well Naoko see…umm…well…" Rukia obviously confused
"Well you can't be blamed but those blade shouldn't be used toward your sister Naoko, apologize. The members of the Kuchiki clan should not harass other members. As for Senbonzakura's blades they are never to be wielded toward loved ones nor any type of zanpakutou" Byakuya said smoothly without showing his standing in the matter.
Byakuya walked up ahead into the view of his twins Chise (little star; torrent of wisdom) age four and Naoko (obedient child) age four.
They ran up to their father in unison. Chise ran and jumped into his arms and Naoko hugged his father's legs.
Rukia smiled at them.
"Hey I never get a hug"
"But Okaa-san, you only go to work Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays so you are always with us unlike Otou-san but I love too. In fact Otou-san let's hug Okaa-san together then she'll be all happy"
"Yeah Daddy" Naoko chirped in not letting his sister get all the credit for her brilliant move (even he must admit).
Byakuya walked closer to Rukia and embraced her with Chise in his arms and Noako now in Rukia's arms.
"Where is Hideaki (excellent and bright) and Himeko (Princess Child)?"
"Hideaki is training to materialize his zanpakutou and Hime is practicing her Kido she is really good with it, in fact both of them at high levels for 45 and 40 year olds. (This resembles 13 and 11 year olds in form)
"How about Kazuyuki (Harmony and Happiness)"
"He is in the training area practicing his Shikai, I can't believe it sometime, in at least 20 years he'll surpass me well in height and power. His birthday is tomorrow he's turning 50 so you have to take an off day or maybe a few." (50 resembles 14 or 15)
Byakuya chucked deeply in her ear the children oblivious to their conversation. They were staring daggers at each other. Chise threatening to tell Otou-sama about everything he has done if he doesn't let her have the last sakura cream puff that mommy made.
"You want another child, soon"
"Will they be like me or like you?"
"Would you like to guess"
"Only take off for one day"
"Yes, lady of the house, any other commands"
"Control your kids and let me take a nap"
"Since when were they only my kids"
"The minute that look down to look me in the eyes"
"So then again which ones are only mine exactly?"
"All of them"
"But Chise and Naoko are still small" Byakuya said
But by the time he moved to look into her face Naoko was in his other arm and Rukia shunpoed inside the house. The sound of laughing could be distinctly heard booming from the western wing of the manor. Hearing Okaa-san laugh and feeling her reiastu fluctuate and move to the resting to areas and feeling his Otou-san immense reiastu he knew his father was home.
"Hime-chan Aki-chan father is home"
Soon the two teenagers began bickering who could reach Otou-san faster.
"Whoever reaches Otou-san first get 100-yen" Hideaki yelled
"I'll get to Otou-sama first so therefore get your 250-yen ready" Himeko screamed back.
"Hime we both know who will win so…"
"You two babies are so off, I need to immediately show you your place and I'll get to Otuo-chan first" Kazuyuki said
"Yuki-chan, let's all race, Yuki what are the rules"
"No rules just get to Otou-san and the winner will receive 500 yen"
Upon hearing that Byakuya shunpo-ed to a remote part of the manor giving his children a place that even if they destroyed the loss wouldn't be detrimental after all this was where the Shinigami Woman's Association usually played their games and Yachiru still after all these years built tunnels. Letting his kids play there or rather obliterate the area there was a more efficient way of crushing them and their ambitions, yet again.
"Ready, Steady, Go"
Kazuyuki stayed where he was sensing his father's reiastu and where it was currently, while Aki and Hime raced to where he was before. Himeko and Hideaki where shunpo-ing to where there father was before after realizing their father was no longer in that area Himeko started shunpo-ing to the sky.
Rukia watched this from on top of the roof, she knew where Byakuya was and could easily get there, and this but she was curious to who was going to win.
Hideaki continued shunpo-ing to where his father was. Upon seeing Hideaki was close to their father Himeko use kidou (there were no rules).
"Hado Way of Destruction 4 Byakurai" Himeko chanted without the incantation. Due to her talent with Kidou the effects were devasting. Hideaki hearing the incantation quickly shunpo-ed from that area a second later the lightning crashed and left a giant crater in the ground.
"That would have hit my leg, bitch" muttered.
Suddenly Kazuyuki was behind her.
"That wasn't very nice, Hime. You couldn't have injured Aki-kun. Therefore I'll punish you" he said silkily with no emotion audible at all.
"Bakudo Way of Binding 1 Sai" Kazuyuki bounded Himeko and flash stepped toward his father.
Himeko shunpo-ed to her father also. Not wanting to be inferior Hideaki used a two destructive kido spell against Kazeyuki.
"You won't win Yuki, Bakudo Way of Binding Carriage of Thunder. Bridge of a spinning wheel. With light, divide this into six! Six rod light prison! Way of Binging 21 Sekienton"
The smoke bomb rose and Hideaki flashed away to their father.
"So this is how you guys compensate for being slow these tricks" yelled out to the empty space. Rukia was in the shadows watching all this intrigued by how far the kids would go to beat each other, get to their father, and prove to be the best in their father's eyes.
Kazuyuki uses his reiastu to blow the prison from his body. He raised his reiastu to blow the smoke away. Kazeyuki soon flashed to his father. All three children were so tantalizingly close to their father.
Himeko soon called shakkaho at both her brothers knocking Hideaki down who wasn't expecting a sneak attack so close to victory.
"Way of Binding 39 Enkosen" Kazeyuki made a shield of condensed reiastu to block his sister attack.
"Sai" Kazuyuki called the way of binding one and restrained Himeko's hands behind her back so she wouldn't blast him again. When Hideaki got up to start flashing to his father Kazeyuki was a few feet away.
"Daddy whose going to win" Naoko asked his father
"I don't know"
"I think Kazuyuki going to win" Naoko said proudly
"No I think mommy going to win"
"Impossible, mommy sleeping"
"Daddy please tell Naoko-san that mommy is close by"
"How do you know that" Byakuya said
"Mommy's reiastu is on top of the roof, she's watching us" Chise whispered in Byakuya's ear.
"You are good at sensing reiastu"
"Thank you, Otou-sama" Chise said proudly, silently gloating in Naoko face.
"Daddy what did Chise say"
"Her guess"
Naoko sulked at not have his father's attention.
'At dinner I'll show her then mommy is going to praise me in front of everyone'
Chise smugly smiled at Naoko and in turn Naoko stuck his tongue at his twin. Whether or not it was noticed by their father whose eyes were slightly above them is not known. Byakuya face never betrayed that.
Himeko got free of the bond at flashed toward her father. Himeko drew her sword and dashed at Kazuyuki. Kazuyuki quickly brought his sword out of its sheath and narrowly deflected the attack. All the while Hideaki was making ground and he also drew his swords.
A few meters away they were madly dashing and fighting to get to their father. Kazuyuki knowing Hideaki was close to victory almost struck him and Himeko rose to hit Kazuyuki.
Naoko and Chise gasped loud and Byakuya eyes slightly widened. Although he knew Rukia was near he hadn't expected her to move so fast or would how in such a way.
"Enough" Rukia small formed appeared despite her appearance her voice boomed
They froze in the middle of their actions. Being trained to always obey the sound of their mother's voice since birth they completely halted.
"Oi, Rukia you called" Ichigo appeared walking to the site of the family.
"You see how well train my children are"
"I see how bad they can destroy. They can demolish as bad as you can draw"
Rukia rewarded him with a kick to the face.
"Okaa-san why did you kick the 5th squad captain Kurosaki Ichigo"
"Byakuya some kids you got wanna loan them to my squad sometimes"
"Kurosaki Ichigo how dare you address Otou-sama without the proper suffix" Naoko exclaimed
"I see you've raised another clone of yours Byakuya"
"Again, your insolence to my clan leader is atrocious"
Naoko jumped from his father's arms and started kicking Ichigo's legs. Chise just stared and shook her head.
Ichigo lifted Naoko who was still kicking his legs and looked him in the eyes. Rukia was busy telling her three older kids how great they did, and to not fight dirty, and somehow bringing up the feeling that because they didn't do it for her she was angry. They had returned their sword to their sheath and used kido to heal their minor injuries.
"Look here shrimpy" Ichigo said "As captain of the 5th division don't I stand on par with your daddy"
"You can never measure up to my Otou-san Kurosaki put me down NOW or else" Naoko yelled
"Or what" Ichigo said with a smirk on his face on his face
"Mommy Ichigo's hurting me. Ow, I can see the light and I can't feel my legs. All this verbal abuse. This is like the time I fought Abarai Renji and he…oh it hurts." Naoko started crying and going on about a story of a hard life of no food and being where the water was as bitter as the words the indigent peasants shot him.
"You are you mother's child. You even have her acting ability"
"Ichigo what did you do to my baby" Rukia grabbed Naoko from Ichigo and cradled him. Naoko was still crying about the adversity surrounding him.
"Mommy Ichigo hurt me, he held me up in the air and I still feel woozy. Oh mommy help me."
Rukia jumped and kicked Ichigo in the face and floated down to the ground gracefully. Ichigo fell of his feet and his feet were in the air before he fell. All the while Byakuya and Chise just watched them a few feet away.
"Daddy who's going to catch you now" Chise inquired.
"Let's see"
Rukia walked on Ichigo's body and walked to her husband of 50+ years an "oomph" resounded. She put Naoko down and Byakuya put Chise down. Both twins silently went to their much older siblings Naoko chose to step on Ichigo who was trying to get up and Chose went around. Cursing could be heard from Ichigo and reprimands could be heard from Kazuyuki. Rukia walked closer to Byakuya and put her hands around him and kissed him on the lips.
"I caught you. You are mine now" Rukia whispered in his ear.
"I wouldn't have it any other way" Byakuya said lowly and sensually.
"You really want another child, don't you" Byakuya said again.
"Well since you will be taking a week off such results are expected" Rukia said
Turning around to look at them while Byakuya arms were around her. Byakuya lowered his head and smiled into Rukia's hair while inhaling the sakura scent.
Now standing Ichigo dusted himself off and said
"Though its half covered your smile is really creepy"
"Shut up Ichigo what do you know my daddy is ten times handsomer than you in fact you are probably jealous. You wish you could have Otou-san when you are involved with the 9th squad captain Abarai Renji." Himeko exclaimed
Byakuya and Rukia were busy ignoring them and talking lowly amongst themselves to notice how indecent the conversation had turned. Truth be told what they were discussing was not exactly pure either.
"Where do you get off saying something like that I am straight!" Ichigo said with steel conviction.
"Of course and who are you dating?" Himeko said
"Well, I can't tell you"
"Oh because you'll say I'm right, strawberry"
"What is strawberry and anyway I'm not involved with Renji. Do you have anything against bright hair color?"
"Why yes I do."
Then little Chise tugged on Himeko hamaka.
"Does that mean you don't like me" Chise said her eyes full of tears.
'I can't leave her on the brink of crying, what will mommy do to me when dad leaves for work?' Himeko thought with terror. Since the elder ones were born during the beginning of their marriage Rukia had a more rough parenting approach. She didn't have much control over her reiastu especially when she was angered. Also she didn't always take whatever daddy dearest said, especially when he said without emotion like he didn't care. Oh mommy was so scary that her voice had etched an automatic control on the heart and mind of the first three children. They could not disobey her voice. They seldom heard their father voice in anger so that was already a constant reason to obey the rules. Then if Okaa-san got angry, there would be snow storms with wind and hail with freezing cold.
"Chise your hair is the most beautiful thing you are a little star of beauty. I love you with all my heart."
"Okay Onee-san, I love you too"
Himeko was able to breathe again.
"Where are mommy and daddy" Chise said
Byakuya and Rukia had suddenly disappeared and their reiastu were being masked and hidden by them and with the help of kido. I wonder what they are doing that they need to not be uncovered but conveniently there was a drawing left by Rukia to tell them everything was okay.
"Anyway bright hair is only ugly on that angry scowling face wait I forgot lonely and connect with a certain captain."
Ignoring Himeko comment Ichigo bent down to Chise.
"Chise you know your sister is jealous because she doesn't have bright hair like us. You want to know a secret your next little brother or sister is going to have bright hair."
"How do you know?"
"Well let's just say your mom has another bright star and it is sure to have a surprise for you" Ichigo said and smiled warmly at the little girl. Ichigo was in fact getting married. He moved to Soul Society after he graduated college because of his captain duties and the slow aging process. The wakeup call to get married never kicked in until he heard his sisters both had kids and were married and his father had popped in his face begging for kids with the hair of 'Masaki the Sunshine Goddess and had cried and fought Ichigo. Also Rukia's fourth and fifth twin babies had been an extra alarm. He also had a feeling there would be a sixth soon but hey they can afford it.
"Hey Kazuyuki, Hideaki, Naoko, and Chise let go the main house"
"Hey what about me" Himeko said
"Well you can't follow someone like me, right?"
Hideaki was laughing his purple eyes shining and Kazeyuki as the next Kuchiki family head couldn't laugh and gallivant with his hearts on his emotion sleeve shoulder like the human say, right. Though his eyes glinted mischievously at Himeko.
"Kurosaki-kun" Chise said
'Back to formalities, I see' Ichigo thought 'they are all just multicolored Byakuya clones'.
If he said that to Rukia though he would have his hair on a wig head and his dead, hairless carcass fed to the Kuchiki watch dogs or worse Rukia would draw out how they were not.
"Mommy left a note and there are bunnies on it" Chise said obviously happily.
'My worst nightmare can that frozen midget read minds'
"No, but I can"
"Yoruichi"
"Okaa-san wait up"
'Does God hate me first Rukia married Byakuya, my father lives in Soul Society, and now Yoruichi and Kon are here'
Then Yoruichi bounced her boobs on the side of Kazuyuki's face.
"Oi mini Byakuya-Bo"
"Leave me alone Yourichi or…"
"What are you going to do tell or mom well I'm your mom adoptive mother. I am why you are here Mini-Byakuya-bo."
"Stop calling me that, were-cat"
"Well you, just stop doing what you know, just leave me alone"
Yoruichi went up to Kazuyuki and grabbed his hair band.
"Let's all play tag while your parents are busy. In fact I see by the looks of your yard it seems you already started"
"Wait Madam umm my mommy left a note"
"Please my dear grandchild Obaa-san"
"God forbid" Kazuyuki muttered.
"Excuse me Baby-Bo"
"Nothing"
"That what I thought Lil' Bya-Bo"
The normally calm and collect Kazuyuki simmered and almost boiled over with anger. (Count to ten honey).
"Kazu count to ten"
'Where is Otou-san when I need him' Kazuyuki thought
Ichigo, Naoko, Hideaki, and Himeko just watched with obviously delight.
"Obaa-san can we please read mommy note"
"Yes dear, Bo-Bo read."
Chise handed over the note to Kazuyuki who in turn decoded the riddle.
"Yuki-san let me see Nee-san pictures" Kon in Ichigo body pleaded.
"Kon you can't right after I read"
"But..."
"I said after I read" Kazuyuki said lower and more deadly.
"Just like my Byakuya-Bo oh I am so proud of my daughter Rukia and my son Byakuya-Bo (she left out in law on purpose)"
The note was written rather fast and shakily Kazuyuki noted.
"Your father and I are training and we need you kids to stay clear of the Western wing until dinner time. Please behave. Yoruichi Okaa-san (Okaa san was written badly and it see almost neatly crossed out) will probably come over and Renji is coming for dinner. If Ichigo bothers you please tell me at dinner. I love you very much and and (they were squiggles in the kanjis) please stay out of the Western wing. The training is strenuous and screams and sounds will be heard. Nothing is happening and if it snows please come inside just stay out of the Western Wing."
Mommy. (Mommy was written very rushed)
P.S. - Have my 500 yen ready by dinner time (it was written so sloppily and obviously rushed)
"Aww, she remembered" Hideaki and Himeko whined
"What are Okaa-san and Otou-san doing" Kazuyuki said loudly.
"I'll tell ya Byakuya's-Babe" Yoruichi said happily.
Well that my first Bleach Fic. Please review and tell me if I should continue with this chapter or go to a new one. Who should Ichigo be getting married to Inoue or a nameless new character.
Anyhow isn't the Kuchiki family is well...I'm laughing but I would like to know your opinion. I really wonder what Yoruichi is going to saw. I think I forsee a rating change maybe not it all depends on my wonderful reviewers. (Smiles and grins encouragingly to you to press the button and leave a few words.)
Peace and Love
Always,
Chocolate Thunder