There is a man named Atticus, he lost his bottom and now roams the lands with all but an ass, going by the name of Flatticus.
Now a year has passed, and Flatticus has laughed, saying; "Allas! My ass is back!" the townsfolk then cheered celebrating with plenty of beer, for Flatticus had an ass!
No-longer ass-less-Flatticus, now goes by the name of Assicus, and happily roams the lands with all of his bottom.