A/N: Hai Thar, So... this is more crack. My first Vocaloid fan fiction EVAR! (Yay!) I decided to write about KAITO because he's GOD-DAMNED amazing :P

So yeah... R&R (- Socially awkward...)

So one day, KAITO was eating a big bowl of ice cream in his foot palace, until the magical fairy of doughnuts took it away yelling "BLASPHEMY!" KAITO was puzzled for a second, until he realised he was Ice creamless...xxx (Get it... no...?)

KAITO kicked several lizards to find out the answer of how he would get his ice cream back. He talked to all of his friends to try to find out, like That Giant Saxophone or That Big Slab of Rose Wood. Although, they had all got in a fight earlier, so none of them were talking to each other. So it was pretty much useless...xxx (Can't resist!)

After talking to some cat he picked up off of the street. He realised he could just buy some more. So he did, he ran-no... flew with his magical scarf of justice-to the store closest to his house. He ran to the frozen foods section, only to see, that they had run out of all ice cream.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?" KAITO screamed to a random store clerk with great fury.

"Some midget with wings came in and stole all of our ice cream. Sorry..." The store clerk walked away

KAITO then went to the next store, "Out of ice cream". Then to the next store, "Out of Ice cream". Then to the first store again, "STILL OUT OF DAMN ICE CREAM!"

KAITO sobbed in a little emo corner, until he realised, he had to get his ice cream, and all other ice creamless(xxx) people's ice cream back, from the doughnut fairy who yelled, "BLASPHEMY!"

KAITO was walking around yelling, "I SURE AM GLAD TO BE EATING ALL OF THIS DELICIOUS, YUMMY-FUL, OTHER SYNONYMS FOR GOD-DAMNED AMAZINGICE CREAM~!" He lied, (as you can guess he didn't actually have ice cream). He strolled along until a magical fairy of doughnuts yelled, "BLASPHEM... PHEH... phem-where the hell is your ice cream dude." KAITO pushed the fairy against a wall screaming, "GIVE THE WORLD BACK IT'S ICE CREAM!" The fairy then sprinkled his fairy dust, taking him and KAITO to the land of magical doughnut fairies.

Unfortunately, KAITO didn't have time for this, he wanted to eat ice cream. So he beat the living crap out of the magical fairy, and the world's ice cream returned.

Out of all of this, Len got no screen time...

Thanks for reading :3

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