(AN: Here are something you might wanna know
BB: 15
L:23
Near:13
Matt: 17
Mello: 16
Roger: Dead, BB killed him
Watari: Alive, but in the Hospital.
Language and humor.
(Matt's p.o.v)
I was sitting down on the couch in the Common Room when Mello sat next to me and took the DSI out of my hands and stared at me.
"I'm bored." He stated.
"That's nice, what do you want me to do about it." I said.
"I want more chocolate. I'm out." He said pouting.
"Go buy more than." I said.
"I want to do something." He said.
"And what is it you wanna do?" I asked.
"…."
"Mello, Mello what do you want to do?" I asked again.
"Road trip."
"What was that, Mello, I didn't hear you."
"Road trip." He said a little louder.
My eyes widened.
OH NO!
"ROAD TRIP, I WANNA GO ON A ROAD TRIP!" he screamed.
"Mello, is this a good idea, I mean, L won't probably let us." I said.
"He only says no if we exclude Near, we can take Near with us and leave him there, no wait, L'd kill us, we'll just ignore him." Mello said.
"We still have to ask L." I said reaching for my DSI, failing miserably.
"I will, after we find out the basics so when e=we tell him, we have a plan, and then it'll be harder for him to say no." Mello said as if it were obvious.
"It's not that hard to say No, he says it to everybody all the time." I said.
"Hello, Matt, Mello, BB." Near said walking in.
"Near, BB isn't he- AH! BB WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!" I screamed, turning around to see two blood-red eyes directly behind me.
"I got here after Mello screamed 'ROAD TRIP', I wanna go!" He replied.
I looked over at Mello, he was frozen.
I poked him.
"That was creepy, BB is to quiet." He said as he curled up on my lap and cried.
"Matt, BB scares me, WAAAAHHH! MAKE HIM GO AWAY!" Mello said clutching my belt.
"Near, you wanna come on the road trip too, don't ya? Come on you know you waaaaana!" BB said walking up to Near and poked his chest.
"I guess, but I will not be forced to do anything I don't want to." Near said, eyeing Mello.
"It's ok, I'll keep him in shape." BB said taking a knife out of his pants.
"WHERE DID HE GET THAT FROM, MATT? WAHHH, AHHHHH (choke, gurgle) AHHH, WAAAH! HE JUST PULLED KNIVES AND GUNS AND STICKES OUT OF HIS PANT LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL!" Mello screamed and cried.
"OHH AND THAT SOUNDED DIIIRTY, WHY DID YOU LET ME SAY THAT!" Mello exclaimed smacking my face.
"Man, I knew I was scary, but I didn't know I could make an almost-fully –grown man cry…..AWESOME!" BB screamed running out of the room.
"There there, Mello, its ok." I said, patting his head.
"Matt, you won't let him eat me, like the fucking CANNIBAL HE IS!" Mello asked me, screaming the last part to make sure BB could hear.
"I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT, WATCH YOUR BACK, WOMAN!" we all heard from upstairs.
"WAHHH, MATT YOU LET ME SAY THAT, TOO! WHYYY! WHYYY! (choke, sniffle, cough, gag) OWWWW!" Mello, screamed, repeatedly punching my chest.
I grabbed his fist and put it to my chest.
"My heart is pounding, I'm in pain, if you hit or punch me one more time, I will tie you to that pole outside and I will torture you in any way possible, would you like that?" I said.
He shook his head and put his head on the arm rest.
"This isn't comfortable." He said.
"Then get up." I said as I pressed play on the DSI and continued my Mario game.
"No." he replied.
"THEN STOP COMPLAINING, DAMN, COME ON, KILL HIM, KILL HIM, DIE DIE, STUPID STUID!" I screamed at the screen and Mello.
"Matt, I want chocolate." Mello just wouldn't stop talking, so I punched his head and he passed out.
"Ahhh much better. DAMMIT I DIED! Go to hell, Mello."
2 HOURS LATER…..
(Matt's p.o.v..still)
I heard Mello groan and turn in my lap.
"Finally up huh, Melly." I said.
"That's not my name, Man I feel like shit, what did ya do to me?" Mello said rubbing his head.
"I punched your head, and you passed out." I said.
"That wasn't very nice. LETS GO ASK L ABOUT THE ROAD TRIP!" he exclaimed, jumping up and running to L's office.
IN L'S OFFICE….
"What is this you say of a road trip.?" L asked just as I walked in.
"Matt, Near, BB, and I want to go on a road trip, all my ourselves." Mello said proudly.
"Yes, what are you gonna say to make me say yes?" L asked.
"OK! Hold on, let me prepare. PLEASE LET US GO, I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE, I LOVE YOU! There, that's all I got." He said.
"Ummm, ok, you can go, BUT, I want daily updates and I want to know where your staying, if you fail to do so, I will track you down and..I'll let you use your imagination. And Matt, since you're the oldest, keep BB in check, don't let him kill." L said.
We both nodded.
"Ok, I'll rent you guys a bus." He sighed grabbing the phone and calling a bus rental place.
10 MINUTES LATER….
"Ok, you guys have two days to prepare, Matt, Mello, use your credit cards, I'll get you new ones when you come back." He said
"YESSSS!" Mello screamed.
I just smiled and walked out,Mello at my heels.
"Oh, Mello, I'm proud your including Near, I know you guys don't get along." L told Mello, smiling.
DAY 1~
(Matt's p.o.v)
Everybody was going crazy and packing and planning.
Day 2~
Tomorrow was the big day and today was even more crazy.
"OK, so first I want to go to Knotts Berry Farm in California, Then Disneyland, but I am NOT taking a picture with Minny Mouse, 'cuz she's a slut." BB said.
Yeah, I know, we're going from England to California, crazy, but it'll be fun.
I hope.
THE DAY OF~
"BYE L." all of us screamed.
He just waved.
We piled in the bus and drove down the street.
"Isn't this great." Mello said.
"Yeah, its great,Mells." Near said, playing with his robot.
"How can you enjoy it if you're on the floor all day, playing with your robot." Mello said chucking it out the window.
"AHHHHH! MELLO! BB, GET HIM!" Near screamed.
"I can't. Matt has my knife and won't give it back." BB said.
Then Near and Mello started screaming .
"IF YOU DON'T STOP, I'LL TURN THIS CAR AROUND, SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL!" I screamed from the wheel.
Yeah, I'm the only one with a license.
Everybody shut up, immediately.
3 HOURS LATER~
"I NEED TO PEE!" BB yelled from the back.
"That's just great, we're in the middle of nowhere." I said.
"Pull over or I'll explode." BB said doubling over.
"Hold on, BB." I said.
" I CAN'T HOLD ON, I'LL GET KIDNEY STONES, I DON'T WANT KIDNEY STONES." BB yelled laying on the floor and spinning in circles.
"I'll pull over over there." I said, pointing to a bunch of trees.
When we got there, BB ran out so fast, it was incredible.
About two minutes later, BB came back.
"What took so long?" Mello exclaimed.
"I HAD TO FIND THE RIGHT TREE, PLUS, I HAD A LOT SAVED FROM LAST NIGHT." BB screamed a Mello.
"Dude, that's so bad for you." I said.
2 HOURS LATER~
" I NEED FOOD!" BB screamed in my ear.
"You dumbass, you complain a lot!" I said.
"Well I'm hungry." He said, crossing his arms and pointed to a McDonalds.
"Ok, Fine." I said going through the drive threw.
I ordered everything they asked and they devoured it in 15 minutes.
Damn.
"MUSIC!" BB screamed.
So he put on 'Fuck That' by Korn and stuck his head out the window.
"DUDE ITS LIKE GRAND THEFTAUTO!" BB screamed.
(AN/It's a game, I don't know how to spell it)
"WAIT, WHERES MY GUN, YOU CAN'T PLAY THIS WOTHOUT A GUN!" he yelled.
"LETS GO OFF ROADING!" BB screamed.
"No." Near said.
"Why not?" BB asked.
"Whatever." He replied looking down.
"Hey, I want to sleep, let's go to that Gangster looking Motel." Mello said.
We all yawned and nodded.
Whats gonna happen?