This is kind of-ish a birthday present for one of my friends. Mainly cause she is twisted in twelve different flavors. And that's on a good day…*shudder*

So here goes. Oh, this is before the LA: BB Murder Cases. No clue if I wrote the title right. I don't own it I borrowed it from said friend…lol

Disclaimer~ I don't own Death Note… :'(

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Beyond clutched the knife tight in his hand, this was his chance. It was his chance to rid of the pest, to kill the man who had tortured him for so long, the man who drove A to an early grave. He gently pushed the door open to where he could slip in then closed the door behind him. Moonlight was spilling in through the curtains; he looked over to the computer desk and saw L silhouetted against the glow of computer screen. He reached behind him and clicked the lock on the door.

L heard it as Beyond had expected him to and without turning around said, "Watari, did you bring my cake?"

Beyond lurked up behind him and pressed the knife to the detective's throat, "Not quite."

Beyond felt L swallow before letting out a slow breath and saying, "Beyond, what are you doing?"

"What do you think I'm doing L? Why, I'm getting retaliation. Because of you, A is gone. And what better way to torture you than doing exactly that? Torture you and leave you for dead, that's what I'm doing."

"Now B," Beyond knew what was coming, the monotone voice was going to try and bargain for his life, "you don't have to do this. What A did was of his own free will. Why become a criminal? What will it prove?"

Beyond drug the dagger slightly across L's left shoulder causing both to be covered in his blood, "I know, but," he leaned down to whisper into L's ear, "it will make me feel so much better." He made a cut on the opposite shoulder to match the one on the left. Beyond pulled L by his hair down to the floor and began to do as had many times before in his dreams, he began by cutting L starting at the center of the chest and down to just above the bellybutton. Then after that he decided to remove L's right arm, followed by the left, then to finish his work he did the same to his legs. He was about to finish off L once and for all but all of a sudden…

Beyond woke up.

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Okay, so tell me, did it suck terribly? Did it make you want to kill a kitten? Rape a hamster? Beat a squirrel with a bat?

So, HAPPY BIRFDAY MOMMY! (Yes, I call my best friend Mommy even though she's only 1.5 years older than me) I hoped you liked your birfday present… XD