The Beauxbatons people were coming in on carriages. Wowie. This excited a lot of Hogwarts people. Everyone was like "dude let me see, you're so tall ugh" and such.
Blah blah the feast carries on.
Lattterrz Harry is stopped in the hallway by a blonde dude from Beauxbatons.
"You look like my future boyfriend," he said in French.
"Uh," Harry said awkwardly, "Hola, sorry, I dont know Spanish."
Blondie was like, "I'm Draco and im super hot cause im hot and French and not a death eater and not slimy."
"oh my god" Harry thought, "this right here is my dream dude"
blah blaha balahalhhabalabalah the next day in the Great Hall
"Hey its me, my name is Draco and i am super hot,"
"Hi Draco," Harry said.
Ron is like "Who the heck are you?"
Draco is like 'Who the heck are you."
Ron is like, "Oh no you don't, I asked you first."
Draco is like, "I'm here to use the bathroom."
Harry's like "Oh, uh, theres one over there."
Draco goes and pisses in a pot in the bathroom.
Meanwhile Ron and Harry are like . Ron is like "Mate, first Viktor with Hermione now you with blondie locks?"
Harry is like "Whatever ron you dont control me"
Blonde draco man returns. "I am like 14" he says.
Harry is like "Oh my god, me too"
Draco is like "Wow . we have so much in common. "
Harry blushes and then says "I'm gonna go take a whiz"
Meanwhile Ron and Draco have a full out battle. They both break every single bone in their body.
Harry comes back and is like "I sort of expected this outcome to be honest."
Ron and Draco die
Harry holds a funeral service for them and says, "this funeral here today we commemorate the loss of a super hot blonde boy, i think his name, was like, Don or something. Anyway Ron's my bff 4evr. or should i say 0evr"
Everyone cries a lot
Harry tells a funny funny story about the time the french kid was peeing in a bathroom and everyone sits in uncomfortable silence as Harry laughs a lot at his own joke about how the kid's pee is probably as yellow as his beautiful blonde hair. Spit went everywhere while he was laughing and landed on Draco's face.
"IM ALIVE" he said.
"Oh my god" Harry said, "I was just talking about you"
Everyone cries more but now they are happy except for the Weasleys because Ron is dead
Harry and Draco make room for jesus but they are in love i swear
"It is so good to see students crossing the bridges between the different schools," Dumbledore said warmly to his good friend, Snape.
"Leave me alone you horrible old man" Snape said.
Ron was secretly alive this whole time, and just pretended to be dead so that Draco and Harry could get 2gether
Ron is like, "IM ALIVE" and Draco is like "who are you again"
They try to battle but all of their bones are broken.
Everyone lives happily 4evr after
the end
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authors note:
thanks 4 taking time to read this
i dont ship draco x harry its like :/ nah for me
whatever