Well hai dere! *shot*

*revives*

Yes, I know you all are probably gonna hate me for starting another one of these things.

BUT, this one will be different because,

1, the episodes will be based off of actual episodes of APH with the exceptions of my fan-made episodes, and 2, there won't be two million OCs yay!

Anyway, moving on, like I said this story will be based off episodes of APH, including my OC. Now, we shall finally start!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, just my OCs.

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W-well hello there, it is nice to meet you. My name is Aphrodite, but just call me Kiki. I'm 15, almost 16, and I live in Tokyo, Japan.

If you noticed by my name, I'm not actually Japanese. I'm actually Greek-American, to be honest. My mother is Greek, but my father is American.

Anyway, I should probably tell you some more about myself. My full name is Aphrodite Marianne Johnson, but mostly everybody calls me Kiki.

I have curly, light brown hair that goes a little bit below my shoulders, brown eyes, freckles, black glasses, and slightly tanned skin. One streak of my hair is a dark purple from a dare I got from a friend. I was only supposed to have it for a week, but I began to notice my hair looked better with it, and it's been there for about a couple years.

Well, there's more I can tell you, but that's about it for now.

Anyway, you've probably heard enough about me. I think I should tell you my story! Well, it happened not that long ago...

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"HEEEEEY! KIKKKI!"

I turned around to see my best friend Sakaë running toward me.

She was the same age as me, with messy black hair that went to shoulders, brown eyes, glasses, and light skin.

"Hi Sakaë, what's up?" I said, smiling.

"Can you sit with me at lunch pleaseeee~?" She asked, giving me the puppy-dog eyes.

I was planning to read during lunch, but damn, those eyes were strong. I sighed. "Alright, fine."

"YAAAY! THANKS KIKI!" Sakaë said, crushing me with a bear hug.

"N-no p-problem..." I choked out.

Sakaë gave really strong bear-hugs. Believe me, I know from personal experience.

"LET'S GOOOO!" She shouted, running towards the cafeteria.

I sweatdropped and walked (like a normal person) to the cafeteria.

Yes, I'm aware that Sakaë is crazy. And not normal. Most of my friends aren't.

"Hey Kiki!" I heard a familiar voice call.

I turned around and saw that it was another friend of mine, Kaiya.

Kaiya had long, curly black hair that she had tied into a high ponytail, dark green eyes, and glasses.

"Hey Kaiya." I replied.

"Can you and Sakaë sit with us at lunch?" She asked.

I raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean 'us'?"

Kaiya clapped her hands together. "Well, there's Miyo, Miki, and Kane. Oh, and Satoshi."

I groaned. "Satoshi? Are you serious?" I was fine with the other three, but him? No.

"Sorry, Kiki. But he said he wanted to make it up to you."

"He says that every time!" I yelled.

"You do know that Kane will probably make him leave, right?"

"...Oh. Right." I said stupidly.

Kaiya sighed and laughed. "Baka."

I laughed too and asked, "Can we go now?"

"Sure." She answered.

...

When we got to the cafeteria, Kaiya let me to the table with our friends there. Oh, and one certain jackass.

"Did you seriously let Satoshi come? Because if you did, I'm leaving." I told Kaiya, annoyed.

"You're gonna have to forgive him sooner or later." She replied nonchalantly.

I sighed. I forgot to mention earlier, but Satoshi is my ex-boyfriend. We dated for a couple weeks, until I figured out that he was dating, like, three other girls. I dumped him in a heartbeat. He's been trying to get me to forgive him and take him back like nothing happened ever since. Let's just say that I'm surprised that his balls have stayed intact by now.

When we got to the table, I saw that my friends were already there. And so was a certain "man whore" that you already know about.

"Kiki-chan! Kaiya-chan!" I heard Miki shout.

Miki had long, hip-length brown hair, light blue contacts, and slightly tanned skin.

"Hey Miki." I greeted while sitting down.

"Hey! How come I don't get a greeting!?" Miyo shouted.

She had blond hair tied into a low ponytail, dark brown eyes, and light skin.

Miyo is actually a noirette, but she had dyed her hair, only saying, "Blonde is HOT!" And its been almost two years, and even though she sticks out like a sore thumb in crowds, she's said nothing about changing it.

"Hi to you too, Miyo." I finally answered.

"Hi hi!" She answered.

"So, anyway..." I heard a familiar voice interrupt.

I turned and saw my second best friend, Kane.

He had shaggy black hair, glasses, brown eyes, and light skin.

I noticed that his cheeks were a faint shade of pink, but I really didn't know why.

He has been acting really weird around me lately, but I didn't know why. I mean, Kane and I have been friends for, like, forever! He would tell me if there was something wrong! Right?

"U-um, Kiki?" He asked.

"Yeah?" I answered.

He gulped, but I wasn't really sure why. "D-do you think you'll be going to the dance this Friday?"

Before I could answer, Sakaë popped up out of out of nowhere.

"Hellllloooooo, everyone!"

Kane jumped in surprise, and the rest of us sweatdropped.

I heard Kane mutter something angrily, but even though I couldn't hear it, I'm pretty sure it was directed at Sakaë.

Sakaë noticed his muttering and decided to annoy him, like she usually does...

"Aww... is the wittle baby mad~?" She teased, pinching his cheek.

Kane glared at her angrily, and tried to swat her hand away. "Goddamnit Sakaë! Quit it!"

"Let me guess, the baby pissed himself."

I looked at where the voice came from, and what do you know, it was Satoshi. Whoop dee fucking doo.

He had shaggy black hair, dark blue contacts, and light skin.

Kane looked his way and gave him a murderous glare. "Fuck you, Nanahara!"

Kaiya and I sweatdropped when they started throwing insults at each other.

"Man whore!"

"Geek face!"

"Dirty ass pirate!"

"Dick licker!"

I noticed now that Sakaë had randomly sat next to me. I was going to say something to her until she said, "Shh. This is getting good."

"Sakaë, why do you make it worse every time?" Kaiya asked.

"Because I'm always bored. And besides, there's nothing better to do at school anyway." Said girl answered.

Kaiya raised an eyebrow. "Why?"

Sakaë sighed. "Kaiya, are you serious? You're the biggest tomboy I know. Do you seriously want to wear this dumbass outfit for eight hours a day?" She said, gestering to her uniform.

Kaiya looked at her's. "Yeah. You have a point there."

I glanced down at mine. Our school's uniform was a black and gray plaid pleated skirt, a white blouse, white knee socks, and black Mary Janes.

I couldn't blame Sakaë for saying that. She, Kaiya, and I were huge tomboys. It would be a nightmare for one to wear an outfit like this.

"See? My point exactly." Sakaë said triumphantly. Kaiya rolled her eyes.

The boys' fighting had begun to give me a headache, so I said to my girl friends, "I have a headache now. I'll be in the courtyard if you need me."

"Awww..." Sakaë said sadly.

"I don't blame you for leaving." Kaiya said, annoyed.

"Me neither." Miyo said.

"Yeah. It gets annoying after a while." Miki chimed in.

"But still hilarious!" Sakaë shouted.

"Whatever you say." Miki replied, rolling her eyes.

"Well, bye." I said, walking out the doors.

I heard my friends say 'bye' altogether. That would be the last I heard from them in a while.

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When I got to the courtyard, I decided to sit in my favorite place: a tree that was big and covered me with shade, and was next to the forest, so no one would bother me.

I sat down underneath the tree, letting the shade cover my body from the harsh sunlight.

I got out my lunch and sketchpad, wanting to draw while eating.

I began munching down on my sandwich while flipping though my artwork. I wasn't a very good artist, but luckily, Sakaë had taught me to draw in anime style. I really liked that style, so that's the one I mostly use.

My thoughts were interrupted when I stopped on a drawing of Japan from Hetalia.

See, Hetalia was my favorite anime, and I was a huge fan of it. But what sucks is I don't really have anybody to talk about it with. I talk to Sakaë about anime every once in a while, but she's mostly a Doctor Who fan.

I realized that I wasn't really hungry, but tired. I looked at my drawing again before closing my sketchpad and hugging it to my chest, before I closed my eyes, feeling my back hitting the ground underneath me before I passed out.

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And there you have it! Prologue over! So, what do you think of Kiki and her friends (and Satoshi)? To be honest, I actually based them off people in my real life!:

Sakaë is based off of my best friend Hunter. She's really crazy and weird, and she threatens me sometimes, but I'm thankful for her friendship! If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be into anime and this fanfic would not be here. Oh, and she's a huge Whovian too.

Kaiya is based off my best friend Christianna. She's a HUGE (and I mean huge) tomboy. She loves hunting and hates girly stuff. See? I've known her for seven years, and she's one of my first ever friends. That explains a lot, because I don't have a lot of friends. Oh, and did I mention she loves TMNT?

Kane is based off my best friend Ethan. I've known him for a while, but not as long as Christianna. Hunter messes with him a lot, so, well, you get the point. Oh, and me and Hunter think he's gay, so that's where Satoshi's "dick licker" came from.

Miki is based off of my friend Olivia. I've known her as long as Christianna, and she was my first friend. You're an awesome friend, Liv! (I know she has no idea that this is here, but I don't care!)

Miyo is based off of my friend Clairy. Clairy is a real blonde, and she can be kinda ditzy sometimes, but she's a good friend. I've known her as long as Olivia and Christianna, and she's one of my first friends too. But what kinda pissed me off is she told me recently that she thought I was Chinese when she first met me. I'm actually not Chinese or Japanese or anything like that. I'm actually Cherokee Indian, so, yeah, it kinda pissed me off.

Satoshi is based off of my ex-boyfriend Nathan. He's not actually a dick, but the reason he got dumped is because he was being one. He called my cousin a "bitch" and "whore" so automatic dump, buddy.

And finally, Kiki is based off of myself. I'm really shy and don't talk much, but I have a bad side. Ask my little brother.

Also, I got some inspiration for this story from reading "The Axis Powers and...who?" and "The Ambassadors!" by JadeCrispy. Her stories are really good! I'd check them out if I were you.

Oh, one last thing, Kane's "dirty ass pirate" insult was inspired by some of my male classmates! See, when their pissed at each other, they call each other "dirty butt pirates" which means... uh... taking it up the ass. There. Now when you're pissed at somebody, you know what to call them! :D

Anyway, stay tuned for chapter one! That'll be when Kiki's in the Hetaliaverse! :D