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Meeh: Hi everyone I decided to branch my fan fics to DBZ and Gundam Wing!

Heero: We have to fight again?

Meeh: It's my way to prove that DBZ is no match for Gundam Power!

My Cousins: Don't go there DBZ is better then Gundam wing

*I snap my fingers

Meeh: Get them Heero my sweet!

*Heero goes after my Cousins

Duo: You got him on a rope Relena! Wow you can get him to do anything you want huh?

Heero: O me kuso!

^__^

Meeh: O.k. enough Heero they are no match for you

Heero shoots at them a few more times, and comes back I then hug him.

Meeh: I don't own any of these kawaii shows like Gundam wing. Even though I wish I did! And I don't own Dragon Ball Z or any of the characters. So don't sue me or I'll send Heero and Duo after you!

Duo stands in font of me acting like a Secret Service guy pulling out MIB like glasses.

^__^

Meeh: Time to battle!

Battle Assault:  Gundam Ball Z

"Konichiwa Viewers! Your favorite girls here" Relena (me) cries in the mike.

"Roll call girls and tell what show your from" Relena (me) mentions to the other girls.

"Dorothy; from Gundam Wing!" Said the girl with freaky eyebrows, and white hair. She was resting her chin on her hands. You could hear the catcalls from the guys behind their announcers' booth.

"HI boys! I love you too!" She cried

The booth is right above the battlefield, a huge plain of dirt, gravel, and rock. It was mammoth, like a hundred football fields!

"Lady Un; from Gundam Wing"

"And hello Master Treize" she said smiling and waving to the camera

 Said the next girl with chocolate colored hair, and brownie colored eyes. She has a quiet voice and with the mention of her name she got a lot more of catcalls then Dorothy.

"Chichi; from Dragon Ball Z and my son better not be fighting in this battle!" She called; Chichi has a powerful aurora around her. You just know not to mess with her, and if you're smart you never mess with her son.

"Bulma from Dragon Ball Z" Called the blue haired girl with her self-made portable mike.

"Good luck Vegeta on your battle o.k?" She called waving to the camera too. Today she was wearing her hair in a kawaii ponytail, with spray-on sparkles.

"And me your main announcer Princess Relena from Gundam Wing!" I cry making a peace sign to the camera.

"Best of Luck Heero! Beat them all for the Gundam Team!" I added trying to make him mad enough to fight bravely.

"Yea whatever 'Lena Quatre fight well and don't hurt yourself baby!" Dorothy cried grabbing on the camera shaking it back and forth.

"Hey pryo leave the camera alone its delicate equipment!" Piza the camera girl yelled grabbing a stick chasing Dorothy with it.

 "Quatre be safe please baby!" Dorothy cries out of breath still being chased.

*The rest of the girls sweat drop

"Anyway! Piza stop chasing Dorothy! Pacifism should rule! And go interview the fighters!" I cry trying to stop their fight. Dorothy gives a last death glare to the cheap looking Piza, grabs Bulma's mike and runs out of the announcers' booth.

"Geez what fuzzy bug crawled up her butt?" Bulma cried angry because her new invention is gone.

 "Calm down Bulma, my Master Treize does like people who fight for what they believe but this is wrong!" Un said quietly, with a holy like light shine on her.

"Why does she get the dramatic stuff?" I whine

"I'm the Queen of the World I should get the cool stuff!"

"Cool down Relena-sama, we got a big screen TV what else do you want?" Came a voice out of no were. Chichi gasped at the dark figure leaning in the doorway. At the same time the rest of the girls turned and saw a shiny thing in the hand of the newcomer. We all realized it was a gun! And it was twirling the gun around its finger. The figure moved in closer…

"OHMYGAWD IT'S HILDY!" Un and me screamed

"And she's pregnant!" I cry

"Lady's and Gentlemen we have a treat for you! The wife of one of our fighters Duo Maxwell is here!" Un announced.

"And she's pregnant!" A very hysterical me cry rubbing her belly

"Whacha gonna name it?" Un sweet voice asks.

"Duo Jr.!" Hildy answers

"Agh not another Duo!" I said falling on the floor

"Joking we are going to name it if it's a girl Anastasia or if it's a guy mmm…. Oh yea it's from Duo favorite show! Darien!"

"Awww that's so cute!" Bulma beams

"Oh wait Dorothy is with the fighters!" Chichi saids turning around in her plush chair with headphones on her ears.

"Great patch her in, I know Duo would love this surprise! Does he know Hildy?" Bulma asks the Goddess of Death.

"No we haven't seen each other in like months" Answered Hildy, you could see the pain in her eyes from being away from Duo for a long time.

"HI Dorothy here with the one the only Cell from Dragon Ball Z! Cell; tell us whom are you fighting? And how do you feel about fighting him?"

 Dorothy and Cell's face comes up on the big screen, Cell is in his final form and is a giant compared to Dorothy.

"I am fighting this boy this little earth boy named Heero Yuy. I think I will be able to beat him no problem. And I don't know why I'm telling you this Goku was the only good fighter!" Cell commented to the mike.

"What did he say about my Heero?" I scream picking up my chair to throw it at the screen.

"Pacifist Relena!" Un and Hildy scolded

"Yes, I know what's his face can beat Cell!" Bulma said

"Yea, anyway Cell what do you think is your best fighting skill, since I love war and all."

"My best fighting skill; is my speed and ability to surprise and outthink." He said calmly

"Huh, I can do the same thing except it's my cunning self and outthinking power." Dorothy fought.

"O.k. well I would like a challenge with you too, chess maybe? Right after the fight" Cell said full of thought.

"Well, ok after the battle at my house" Dorothy said

""Fine with me earthling, oh I've been so rude what is your name?" He asked with a silky voice, raising his energy absorbing tail behind her.

"I am Dorothy Catalina the War Queen herself!" Dorothy said grandly.

"Mmm" Is all what Cell said bringing it down quickly but it at that moment she decided to go off again.

"I gotta go Cell, see ya at the battle and good luck!" Our War Queen said running off hair waving in the air.

"Oh darn I needed a snack." Cell smiled walking off his armor squeaking all the way down the hallway.

"Wonder if that boy has power." Wondered Cell; at the thought Cell started to laugh his evil laugh.

"Hey is this thing on?" Bulma said facing the camera.

"Yes!" Piza yelled.

"Oh, Hi everyone we are back at the booth with me Bulma! Well all I got to say is why is that bubble headed blonde think she is doing wishing Cell the evil Friza clone thingy good luck?" Bulma yelled shaking her hand in the air.

"Hey shut up Gohan is probley watching this as we speak Bulma! Which he shouldn't be Gohan turn off the T.V and study!" Chichi cried at the blue hair cover girl.

"Oh Chichi you should let him have fun" Bulma said

"Fun? FUN? NO PROFFICER OF A COLLEGE LIKES FUN IN A CHILD!" Chichi cried.

"Boy Chichi she's right I mean when I have my kid with Heero I want him or her to have a normal life," Relena said stoking Hildy's belly again.

"Oi! Speaking of the Devil Girl here's Dorothy!" Hildy said to break up the fight.

"I everyone here I am again and for all you just tuning in where have you been? I just had an intriguing chat with a challenger, Cell! Now I'm here with Miss. Relena's boy toy the Perfect

Solider himself Heero Yuy!"

"I heard what you said Relena" Heero's face appeared in the screen.

"Uh oh now I'm going to get it" I mutter

"Mission: Accepted"

"Nani?  . . ." I gasp

"Congratulations Relena looks like in a few months I will have a new potbelly to rub!" Hildy cried happy at my news.

"Oh, yea anyway Heero if that's your real name!" Dorothy accused.

"What do you think you will do against Cell?" She asked sticking the mike in his face. Heero smirked and said nothing.

"Hello? Heero answer me!" Dorothy said with irritation in her voice

"Like I will tell the world what Zero's going to do to him," He answered

"Fine! What do you think about his unlimited power? Do you think that's a problem and a weakness for your Gundam?"

"It's just a matter of finding his weak spot . . . "Heero said walking off

"Humph how rude! But he is cute!"

"HEY I THOUGHT I WAS CUTE!" Duo yelled from his weight room.

"Great another guy to interview!" Dorothy smiled and ran into his anime poster theme room.

Hildy got up opened the door and ran down the stairs.

"Huh?" We all said

"Guess she went to be with that Duo guy ne?" Bulma breathed blinking. I smiled at the thought of those two making out like they always do.

"Hey turn on the screen!" I cry wanting to see the reunion

"Right" Chichi said flicking a switch.

"You know Shimgami you and me are truly alike in many ways." Dorothy cooed sitting herself down on Duo's never-been-used abs machine.

(He doesn't need it ^__^)

"No we're not, I didn't stab my boyfriend!" Duo shot back at her

"You mean Heero?" Dorothy smiled

"Which reminds me is that rumor true did you kiss Heero?" She said sticking the mike in his face.

"No of course not! What is it about everyone thinking I'm going out with him! Hildy is my only love!" He cried, then after realizing what he said he turn beet red.

"Hehe whoops . . ."

"Ah so it's a threesome!"

"Agh!"

"Hey War Queen Wanabe what do you think your doing he's with me!" Hildy cried running inside the room getting between Deathscythe's partner and the eyebrow freak of nature.

"Hey I'm just trying to get an interview back off Grease Monkey" Dorothy hissed

"Oh I'll give you grease monkey! "Hildy fumed jumped towards Dorothy, then suddenly before Hildy could get a hand on Dorothy there is a scythe between them.

"Hey girls you can stop fighting over me! There's enough of the Duo Mojo to go around." Duo smiled, that smile disappeared just as quickly though.  Hildy gave the "Duo Mojo" a death glare that could compare to Heero's.

"But enough of Duo's Mojo when did you get here Hildy?" Duo asked using the tip of the scythe to scratching his head. 

"I heard that you were fighting so here I am!" Hildy smiled giving Duo a hug.

"Yes, who are you going to fight Mr. Duo?" Dorothy said tossing her hair behind her head.

"Oh no one really tough sounding, this guy named King Cold."  Duo shrugged.

"Oh, no one tough sounding huh?"  King Cold steps in the room with a cocky smile on his face.

"And you might be?" Duo said eyeing the purple looking monster

"King Cold! And you?" Answered the alien raising his knee in the air and arms up hands pointing down.

"The Great Shinigami!" He did a quick army salute, and stuck his tongue out.

"Oh goody! A chance to interview both!"  Dorothy was ecstatic, jumping up and down looking like she was on a sugar high.

"It's going to be easy to beat you, you don't even look worthy enough hold the dragon balls!"

"That was an insult right?"  Duo whispered in Hildy's ear, Hildy sweat dropped and tugged on Duo's braid.

"Yes it was baby, he saids you cant do anything." Hildy explained

"Oh. . ." Duo said in total understanding.

"Anyway, look Mr. 'I'm in Heat' or whatever! I am a Gundam Pilot so there!"

"Oh, like that's supposed to impress me! You sniveling young boy!"

"Boy BOY IM A MAN!" Duo screamed braid shooting up.

"Am I not a man Hildy?" Duo asked turning to his girlfriend.

"Yes, you a man, I made sure of that" Hildy giggled.

"Oh this is getting good, I think I'll just have a seat" Dorothy smiled sitting on Duo's inflatable Sailor Moon chair of Setsuna.

"Yes, a very weak man who has to depend on a machine to fight. Whereas I use my own power." He shot back, Duo looked heartbroken at the remark.
"Oh yea power boy, well my Buddy Deathsythe is gonna beat you up so there!" Duo stuck his tongue out.

"Boy, now these guys hate each other! Wow, this is going to be a great battle!"  Dorothy smiled to herself.

"Who will win, Shinigami or King Cold?" Dorothy said to the camera.

"Oh, that's his name King Cold?"  Duo smiled getting one more joke in.

"Well, well buddy boy Gods like me live longer then Kings" He shot.

"Yes, but it's usually the one who has the most strength and power who wins my little adversary" King Cold smiled walking out of the room.

"Wow, that was interesting, I think. Anyway I think the 1st battle is about to start so I'm going back to the announcers booth an-"

"Wow, Hildy you expanded!  Did you eat too much at Thanksgiving or something?"  Duo gasped when he realized Hildy's condition.

"Yes, Hildy tell Duo why you are like that" Dorothy snickered.

"Ne?"  Duo went cause he had no idea what was going to happen.

"Ah, Duo, baby, love, Shinigami . . . " Hildy began.

"Whoa, when you start with that you have something bad to say!" Duo paled

"We have something bad to say" Hildy blushed rubbing her stomach.

"NANI! WHOA HILDY A BABY????????" Duo cried his lavender haired girlfriend slightly nodded her head.

"Dude . . ." Duo breathed.

"Yes, a dude" Hildy giggled

"Oh Kami help me!" Duo sniffed

"What you don't want it!" Hildy said with a twinge of guilt in her voice

"NO! That's not it. It's . . ." Duo started pulling out a small box.

"I don't think it's good for a expected mommy to get too many surprises," He said resting one knee on the floor and gently holding Hildy's hand.

"Hildy-babe you're the most important thing to me.  When I have to fight I always think about protecting you and find the strength within my love for you.  Will you marry me?"

"Ohmykami! Yes Duo I will!"  Hildy screeched jumping into the waiting arms of Duo Maxwell.

"Not just because I love you but because I have nothing else to do!" Hildy tearfully said.

"Oh yea, I'm marring you cause then . . . ah because then I'm going to be the only one on the street with a live teddy bear!" Duo joked

"Oh Duo" Hildy said laughing

"Anyway I'm going to the fight!  Duo your on after this!"  Dorothy quickly said running out of his weight room

"Wow, what excitement!  I love that kind of happy ending!"  I sigh in the cool air-conditioned announcers' booth. 

"Yes, that was an excellent show."  Lady Un smiled at the camera.

"Whatever, isn't one of the fights suppose to start now?"  Bulma said blinking at the huge window that shows the field.

"Yea, the one with Heero and Cell!"  I cry, watching the Wing Zero and Cell walk in the battleground.  They walk to the middle of the field, where Krillin float down in between them. 

"O.k. you guys I want a good clean fight.  That means Cell, that if you die you can't come back!"  Krillin shot, pointing at Cell.

"If Gohan would have killed me then there would have been no need for me to come back," Cell quietly said

"Whatever man, no shots to the lower groin, Heero your gun acceptable in this fight! It's a fight to the death understand?  No more rules, Let's get it on!"  Krillin said floating off.

"My dear boy, do you even know who I am?  I'm Cell" Immediately after he said his name Cell shot one of his best energy shots.  It made the announcers' booth shake so bad that Lady Un fell out of her seat.

"Hey!"  Bulma angrily yelled she hated to be pushed around.

"Is Heero all right?"  I cry scanning the dust filled scene.

"I'm the Perfect Fighter!"  He madly cried, but out of the Wing Zero came a crazy laugh.

"But I'm the Perfect Solider!"  Heero yelled shooting the Buster Rifle to counteract Cell's shot.  The energy shots meet in the middle of Cell and Zero, Cell is laughing like crazy and Zero's Gundamium started to crack. 

"I will . . . I will . . . I will survive!"  Heero yelled, pulling out his laser sword.  Suddenly Wing Zero flew forward and cut Cell in half.  So, there was Cell cut in half surprisingly laughing.  Heero being thrown off from this weird action hesitated in finishing Cell.  The Perfect Fighter took this to his advantage, and reproduced himself. 

"Why are you laughing Cell? Your defeated" Heero said, Cell laughed again before answering.

 "Because of the foolishness of this.  Your about to defeat me and I already defeated one of your comrades" Cell said.

"No one fought you before me, your lying" Heero shot.

"Of course dear boy, that's why there's a dead braided boy in the back" Cell laughed.

"Duo?"  Breathed Heero, and then he furiously shook his head with disbelief.

"NOOOOOOOOOO DUO ISN'T DEAD HE'S SHINIGAMI!" Heero cried.

"Hey wad up ladies?  How's Heero doing?"  Duo smiled running into the announcer's booth Hildy right behind him.

"See?"  Heero smirked, but it disappeared quickly because Cell grabbed Zero's arm and flipped him.  Causing the Suit to crack and sizzle, Heero strained to get Zero up but it wouldn't comply.  Cell laughed floating down on the ground and started walking up to Wing Zero. 

"He's sooooo dumb" ChiChi smiled

"Ne?"  Bulma said, not getting it.

"The Buster Rifle!"  I cried, just as Heero brought out the Buster Rifle, which flashed in the stadium lights.  A huge familiar humming filled the air as Heero shot Cell destroying him forever!  Krillin floated down laughing

"Is that all it takes to kill Cell, a big gun?" 

"ANYWAY THE WINNER HEERO YUY AND WING ZERO!!!!!!!"

"YEAAA" Cheers filled the air and in the announcer's booth.

"My baby won!" I screamed

"Hey, Duo get your butt down there and beat Mr. 'I'm In Heat!'"  Hildy smiled giving Duo a hug.

"All for you Hildy-babe!"  Duo smiled, giving everyone a peace sign.

"Beat him for all of us Duo" Bulma giggled grabbing on Duo's arm.

"Oh, hold up Bulma, he's mine go find that monkey guy!"  Hildy said pushing Bulma away.

"Whatever" Our blue haired friend said winking at the braided American.

"Jeez Duo-Mojo is strong stuff" Duo laughed running out the door braid whisking behind him.

"Boy, I dunno why I put up with him." Hildy sighs collapsing in the leather chair. 

"Here I'm am Miss. Dorothy interviewing your winner Heero Yuy!"  The camera pointed to Heero and Dorothy in his bare room.

"Wow Heero that was a great battle, how did you win?"

"…" 

"Oh common you want to tell us, was there a time during the battle where you doubted your fighting power?"  Dorothy cried sticking the mike in Heero's face, which got an instant death glare.

"Never, I knew what I had to do and I did it" Heero smirked Dorothy frowned at his answer, hoping to get more.

"When Wing Zero got flipped did you think that you were going to die?"  Dorothy pressed forcing an answer out of the Perfect Solider.

"No, I won't die, Relena's still alive and I must protect her!"  Heero calmly stated.

"Enough about your girlfriend how about Duo your boyfriend?"  Dorothy evilly smiled.

"HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND!  GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!"  Heero screamed shoving Dorothy out of his room.

"You tell him Heero" Lady said turning her attention on the next fight.

~Well this is were I stop the story, next chapter Duo V.S King Cold!, who will win the Shignami or the parent of evil Frieza?  E-mail flames, praise or just konichiwa's at webmaster@gundamlover.zzn.com

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