She's different

Bloody insane, that's what she is

She's smart

Sure, if you call a lack of common sense smart

She's boring

Boring! The girl is bloody unpredictable.

She's plain

Greene is not plain! She's effing sexy!

She's got no sense of humor

She doesn't NEED a sense of humor! She's her own comedy act!

She's mature

Mature? The girl can't look at a banana without laughing! Though, come to think of it, neither can I.

She needs protection

She may need it, but that doesn't necessarily mean she wants it. Bloody independent woman.

She's quiet

Are you kidding me? She won't shut up!

She's easily persuaded

Who are you talking about? Greene's as stubborn as a hippogriff.

She's selfish

Who the HELL are you talking about? Greene's one of the most generous people I know.

She's needy

I refuse to listen anymore, at this point. You are inaccurate.

She's prude

Okay, honestly, shut up about her

She's arrogant

Shut up.

She's stuck up

BE QUIET!

She's a real bitch

FUCK OFF!

She's yours

.you've got that right


Hello! A short fic about Sirius Black and my OC, Alvie Greene. For all of you waiting for the third chapter of Blackbird, I'm sorry! I got inspired, so I wrote this down! Meh! Working on the chapter, still a lot to go, but I'll get it done. Promise it won't be an unfinished fanfic.

And now, a contest! What is my trademark symbol? Whoever wins gets a one-shot with their fav couple in the rating of their choice.

Reviews are like warm, chocolate chip cookies!

P.A. Faraway