WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL!
lalalalalala...hm? oh hi there! NadiaTheDarkOne here! proud to announce that the sequel of the hit story, SHADOW SISTER, is finally up and running! blah blah blah...QUEER!
Sry...just had a gallon of english toffee ice cream...yea, i was hungry, i wanted my reesee cup ice cream, but it was all gone! 0.0 i was NOT a happy camper... but i looked in the freezer downstairs and i found my mom's English toffee ice cream. i didnt think it looked very appetizing, but it was sugar...so, being to lazy to get a bowl, i got a spoon and the ice cream and went down on the computer. I was reading a story called 'Vacation with the Elrics", i think, here on fanfiction. i took a bite of the ice cream, and thought it was good, so i ate more and more, but i couldnt stop! before i knew it, the whole gallon was gone. POOF! just like that! i threw a hissy fit. so, to the point, i am addicted to English toffee ice cream now. Shes gonna be pissed when she finds out i ate it , and i wont get my $80 my mom owes me! 0.0 dun want the to happen...blah blah blah blah i keep going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on hand on and on andon and on... -takes breath- ...and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on andon and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on! phew! well, your ears probably fell off by now, so better start typing...
ALSO:
I would like to introduce ANDREA8000 as AKINA!
Chapter One
Spiders
"Bye Winry, I'll miss you." Ed said, kissing Winry one last time. Al chuckled.
"Boys, hurry up, or we'll miss our train!" I called out as a bell was ringing. "Hurry up!"
After prying Ed off of his girlfriend, we ran to our train.
"Call me!" Winry shouted out to Ed. "Love you Ed!"
"You too! ...WAAAAGH!"
-The song 'Real Gone" by Sheryl Crow starts playing-
FANFICTION PRODUCTIONS
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REVIEWERS
COMCAST INTERNET
RANDOM MUSIC
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THE MAKERS OF THE AWESOME ICE CREAM, ENGLISH TOFFEE
From the author that brought you the hit story, SHADOW SISTER
NO LONGER A SHADOW
-written by-
NadiaTheDarkOne
-starring-
KUMORI ELRIC
EDWARD ELRIC
ALPHONSE ELRIC
DAGGER TENJOU
WINRY ROCKBELL
ROY MUSTANG
RIZA HAWKEYE
DARK KAYANO
SAMARA
-and-
THE TICKET DUDE
RANDOM MILITARY OFFICERS
QUEERS
RANDOM PEOPLE
A GAY COUPLE
HIEI
A SPIDER
THE GUY IN THE MESS HALL
STRANGE WOMAN
KITTENS
MORE QUEERS
THE ICE CREAM MAN
SEVERAL WEIRDOS
A DEAD HOBO
THE CART LADY
KUMORI'S CAT
AND EVEN MORE QUEERS
-introducing-
ANDREA8000 as AKINA
-music-
DEPENDS ON NADIA'S MOOD
After a whopping 15 minutes, we found a seat...in the very last car. It was suckish, cause the armrests were broke off, and the door to the luggage compartment wouldnt close, so when we went around a turn, Ed's suitcase would fall out and hit him on the head. Also, the cart lady would never come back here.
Stupid queer...
Turns out the train was packed, and thats why we got stuck with the shitty seat. I kept telling Ed to board early so we could get a first class seat, buuuut...
NO.
WE GET STUCK WITH THE SHITTY SEAT AND LOTS OF QUEERS! DAMN CART LADY IS IGNORING US, AND THERES A FRICKIN DEAD HOBO BACK HERE!
Sorry, short temper. I just could'nt wait to get home.
Hmm...home...That's right, where are my manners? You don't even know where home is, let alone who I am.
My name's Kumori Elric, Ed's twin sister. People doubt we're twins because of my black hair, but I dyed it the day we burned down our house. I am 16 years old, five minutes older than Ed, recently got my driver's license, use the word queer more than I should, and smoke cigs, which I really should'nt be doing. I have only one automail. The right arm, which comes in handy sometimes. You can drop a 5 ton boulder on it, and it would'nt hurt! hahahaha...okay then.
People have told me that I have more talent than anyone. I may be biased, but I personally think I'm not as great as people tell me. So far, my known talents and interests are anything that's music related. I do a little dancing as well. Im a grade B alchemist, and I think I only got that ranking from talking my way into it. Ed's better with the alchemic stuff. I fiddle around more with simple magic tricks, such as the quarter-behind-the-ear thing.
Unlike most girls you're likely to come across, this one can fix and drive any car you throw at her. Automotives and anything related to it has been something I've held dear to me pretty much my whole life so far. I've taken apart Mustang's car as a joke before and still had time to crash on the couch in his office for 15 minutes before he even realized it.
Oh, what else...oh yeah! I've played hockey for a few years now. I started out figure skating, but it wasn't violent enough for a military general like myself, so I took the next best thing. Besides, it helps to relieve stress and emotional pain, and keeps me in great shape too.
And let's not forget the things I can't do. Yes, I am a human being and have flaws as well as abilities. First things first, I can't cook to save my life. I either end up cooking it too long and burning it, or I don't cook it long enough and end up serving raw meat for dinner. Al forced me to hang up my 'kiss the cook' apron and stick to microwavable foods. Now, number two on my List of Things Kumori Can't Do or is Just too Lazy for her Own Good to do Them is anything math-related. From the easiest to the hardest of all mathmatical situations, it just doesn't matter. I can't do it without a calculator or paper. Never in my head. I'm also guilty of using my fingers to do simple math like addition at times when I just can't think. Now, everyone keeps telling me I have a hard time with math because of my extreme dislike of it. As true as it might be, I know math and I will never truly get along.
Now, as for what I'm like, Some few select things I can be descibed as (by Mustang) are as follows: Rude, agressive, sarcastic, jealousy prone, inconsiderate, lazy, hardheaded, short-tempered...the list goes on forever. But aside from the bad things, I'm also known to be a pretty decent person when I'm in a good mood. I'm funny, talkative, usually sweet, and I like long car rides, and--
What?
Wait, what? Hold on, director's talking...
Oh, this isn't my dating survey? -Reads- Oh...well, I already wrote down all that stuff, so... Just leave it? Ok.
Well, knowing me, I probably left out a lot of the important stuff and rambled more about the unimportant stuff. Another flaw of mine: Laziness and rambling for long periods of time. But I'm sure you'll get to know me better over the course of the story, and I-- OOH! SPIDER! YAY!
My brother Al stared at me strangely as I picked up the daddy longlegs. Ed was staring at the food the cart lady had. I had this evil look on my face that didnt make Al too happy. While Ed was staring at the food, I stuck the spider down his shirt.
It started out like he was being tickled.
"Kumori, stop it!" He said, trying not to laugh.
"I'm not doing it."
"What do you--"
Al had a disgusted look on his face. The spider had crawled out of Ed's shirt, and was on his face. I couldn't hold it in anymore...must..not...laugh...
"What is it, Al?"
"Theres a...a..."
"A what?"
"Spider...on your face..."
Ed looked at his nose, and saw the spider resting on it.
"GYHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Everyone on the train had blank stares as my brother ran around the car screaming.
"SPIDER! AHHHHH! GET THIS -bleep-ING THIG OFF MEEEEEE! SPIDER!"
I burst out laughing. yeah. Ed hates spiders. One time, I put my friend Dagger's brother's tarantula in his bed. Don't worry, he had it de-fanged. I think I scarred him for life, cause now he jumps at every spider he sees. But it was still funny as h-e-double hockey sticks.
"GET IT OFF MEEEEEEE! SPIDER! SPIDER! SPID--" He screamed, running into a girl on her way to her seat.
"--er..."
"Are you okay?" The girl said, helping him up.
I laughed even harder, breaking the silence in the car. Now the spider was squished all over his face from when he fell face first. I pulled out my camera to take a picture. Ed had this pissed off look on his face, along with spider guts. Plus, he flipped me off. It was a very funny picture. He walked over and sat down beside me, taking out his hankercheif to wipe his face off. I punched his arm.
"OW! What was that for?"
"Apoligize to...to...that girl you ran into!"
"It's Akina." She said.
"Hello!" Al said.
"Nice to meet you, Akina." I said.
"Sorry I ran into you, Akina." Ed apologized, wiping the spider guts off his face.
"Thats okay. Can I sit here?"
"Sure, you can sit by Al. Don't worry, he won't bite."
"Yeah, he wouldn't hurt a--"
Ed was interupted by the sound of a loud SMACK!
"Stupid flies..."
"...Never mind..."
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1st chappie. NO FLAMES PLEASE!