Pretty much like the title says. Original Digimon limericks by Goggled Monkey. What happens when I get bored during English. I don't own digimon but I do own the limericks. The limericks contain couplings like Kensuke, Taito, Taiora, Yamajyou, Takori, Takari and Hiyako. If you really hate any of these couplings just walk away. Please do not flame me for their uses. Do, on the other hand, feel free to flame me on the bad limericks. I won't mind.
This is a story about a blond boy named Matt.
His younger brother wore the ugliest hat.
It filled Matt with rage
So he took center stage
And shredded the offending hat.
There is a boy, Motomiya Davis
Hikari is the girl he wanted to be with
He did not get his way
For she loved TK
Now Ken is his new dish.
The leader with the big hair is Tai.
There is dispute if he's gay, straight or bi.
He's gone out with Sora
and Matt too, sorta.
Guess he's a swings-both-way kinda guy.
The blue haired genius Ken
Is afraid he'll go evil again.
Hands on his hips
Leather and a whip
Hmm, Davis might like that then.
Mimi lives in the U S of A.
From her home in Japan she did stray.
She dyed her hair pink.
Oh what did she think?
That Joe would stop being gay?
Let me tell you about Jyou Kido.
His favorite coupling would be Mimoe,
Except for the fact,
And I'm not using tact,
That he is frenching Yamato.
Here is something about TK.
From Kari he would never stray.
He's whipped like a pig,
Except for one thing,
He kissed Iori yesterday.
Kari is the holder of light,
and this is her big plight:
Her boyfriend TK
Is most likely gay
And she loves Yolei with all her might.
Izzy Izumi is a computer addict.
This obsession ranges on being psychotic.
He spends all his time
Busying the phone lines,
And everyone thinks he's a twit.
Sora is a very nice girl.
She dates a few guys; she gave Tai a whirl
But the guys are all lacking
So right now she's packing
To the pink haired, New York pearl.
Cody is short. That's no lie.
Tell him it's so, he won't cry.
His sport is Kendo.
His idol is Jyou.
Guess that's why he's kissing a guy.
Yolei is the last destined on the list.
To most Kensuke fans, she'll never be missed.
I like her in fact.
Except for the hat.
And she yells when she gets very pissed.
Jun's not a digidestined, of course.
If I didn't add her, though, I'd show remorse.
Wild red hair.
Pom-poms in the air.
At Matt's concert she screams herself horse.
Demidevimon's a bowling ball with wings.
I happen to think he's the cutest thing.
His antics are a hoot
And he's evil to boot.
His untimely death made kind of a sting.
Sam was Ken's older bro.
There's not much to be said for him though.
He shouldn't have left bed,
The day Ken wished him dead.
*Splat* then his time to go.
There is a group, the digidestined.
A psychotic fan wrote poems about them.
She's down in the dumps,
Cause now she's quite stumped,
So I guess that makes this the end.
So wadda ya think? Bad good? Please review.