Beautiful Relationships
(a/n, me and 4 people took turns writting this fic, so it was all made up on the spot. Enjoy!)
(Caroline, Margaret, Julie and Lauren)
C: Once upon a time at hogwarts Harry Potter was very sad.
M: Cho Chang was ignoring him more then ever.
J: And his underwear kept riding up his ass EVERYDAY.
M: This made him even more sad since it was extremely uncomfortable and itchy.
J: Every time he tried to pick his wedgie, Snape or Cho would see.
L: He had tried to take them off but...
C: ... he couldn't. One day he was very mad at Ron. His best friend turned GAy with his mortal enemy Draco Malfoy.
M: They were coming down the hallway hand in hand. Harry's wedgy seemed to tighten.
J: Then Harry remembered what the Hungarian Horntail had told him " check your pants before you put then on" was this his problem?
L: No it wasn't the problem. The problem was that his ars wasn't the right shape, so he had to go see the doctor.
C: His ars was square with a big ass crack from the time Ron had wanted something.
M: "I'll get Ron for this " plotted Harry. "I'll just have to think of something.....
J: So Harry bought illegal magic that came in a tube like this |_______|_) If unleashed on Ron and Malfoy something bad could happen. But where would he hide it? Then he remembered his ass.
L: He plunged the tube of magic into his ass and moaned with pleasure.
C: Maybe he would leave it there for a while or a couple days.... Something this good shouldn't be wasted.
M: But he was reallly mad at Ron so he would use it. The perfect chance came on Friday afternoon, classes were cancelled. They were all alone.
J: Harry went up to Ron and asked him if he needed anything or if he wanted something that Draco wasn't giving him. Ron said......
L: "Ya, he's not feeding me canned pineapple.
C: "Okay whatever" said Harry. "Bend over Ron" Harry ordered Ron. Ron obediently bent over. Harry removed the tube from his own ass and placed it in Ron's. This was the start of a beautiful relationship. Harry choose to use the tube for good instead of evil.
M: Harry and Ron have now been going out for 2 months. Draco has turned to Crabbe and Goyle for pleasure..
J: Well whatever, but then Hermione came in...............to be continued......
(a/n, me and 4 people took turns writting this fic, so it was all made up on the spot. Enjoy!)
(Caroline, Margaret, Julie and Lauren)
C: Once upon a time at hogwarts Harry Potter was very sad.
M: Cho Chang was ignoring him more then ever.
J: And his underwear kept riding up his ass EVERYDAY.
M: This made him even more sad since it was extremely uncomfortable and itchy.
J: Every time he tried to pick his wedgie, Snape or Cho would see.
L: He had tried to take them off but...
C: ... he couldn't. One day he was very mad at Ron. His best friend turned GAy with his mortal enemy Draco Malfoy.
M: They were coming down the hallway hand in hand. Harry's wedgy seemed to tighten.
J: Then Harry remembered what the Hungarian Horntail had told him " check your pants before you put then on" was this his problem?
L: No it wasn't the problem. The problem was that his ars wasn't the right shape, so he had to go see the doctor.
C: His ars was square with a big ass crack from the time Ron had wanted something.
M: "I'll get Ron for this " plotted Harry. "I'll just have to think of something.....
J: So Harry bought illegal magic that came in a tube like this |_______|_) If unleashed on Ron and Malfoy something bad could happen. But where would he hide it? Then he remembered his ass.
L: He plunged the tube of magic into his ass and moaned with pleasure.
C: Maybe he would leave it there for a while or a couple days.... Something this good shouldn't be wasted.
M: But he was reallly mad at Ron so he would use it. The perfect chance came on Friday afternoon, classes were cancelled. They were all alone.
J: Harry went up to Ron and asked him if he needed anything or if he wanted something that Draco wasn't giving him. Ron said......
L: "Ya, he's not feeding me canned pineapple.
C: "Okay whatever" said Harry. "Bend over Ron" Harry ordered Ron. Ron obediently bent over. Harry removed the tube from his own ass and placed it in Ron's. This was the start of a beautiful relationship. Harry choose to use the tube for good instead of evil.
M: Harry and Ron have now been going out for 2 months. Draco has turned to Crabbe and Goyle for pleasure..
J: Well whatever, but then Hermione came in...............to be continued......