Moi ô¿ô: Finally! Another fic! Woo-hoo!
Wufei: Damn....I was getting used to being on break.
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Heero: ????
Moi ô¿ô: Sorry, I was swatting at a moth.
Trowa: Ack! Infestation! *gets some bug spray*
Duo: *shoots a beetle out of the sky with some spray* We gotta get outta here.
Heero: If you weren't an author, we wouldn't be stuck in this bug infested theater thing....
Moi ô¿ô: What? You want me to go and torture my sound system with the music I write??
Wufei: Its better than this.....
Moi ô¿ô: Fine! *kix everyone out of the theater* Go fend for yourselves for a while! *slams the door*
Quatre: Hey! I didn't even say anything!
Duo: Does this mean that we're going on vacation??? ^_^
Heero: I guess.
Duo: Yay! *glomps Heero* I know just the place! *yoinks the disclaimer from out nowhere*
Disclaimer: *sings* I be- lieve the cheeseballs are our fu- utre!
Duo: Disclaimer, have you been drinking again?
Disclaimer: Wazzat you said about my wife? *hic*
Duo: *sigh* Moi ô¿ô owns nothing mentioned in this fic.
Disclaimer: Cheeeeeeeeeeese!!!
¡The G-Boys Go To Spain!
By Moi ô¿ô
~It's 7 in the morning, and the only thing that can get Heero up from his Relena-Death dream right now is Duo. Or in this case the alarm clock.~
Alarm: Wake up ya lousy bum!!
Heero: *sits straight up in bed and fires a single shot through the alarm*
Alarm: GAH!! My heart!! *falls off the night stand*
Heero: *nudges Duo* Time to wake up, Shinigami.
Duo: Ylaaaahhhh.....*drools*
Heero: I SAID WAKE UP!!!
Duo: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Oh...Hi, Hee-chan ^_^
Heero: Its time to get ready and catch the plane.
Duo: YAY! *scampers out of the room to get dressed*
~Meanwhile...~
Trowa: Yes! Yes! YES!!!
Quatre: Oh, yeah!? Ya like that!!?
Trowa: YESSS!! Give it to me!!!
~BOOM!!!!~
Quatre: Noooo!!! I got shot down again.... *throws the playstation controller at the wall*
Trowa: Its ok, Little One. That battleship is impossible, even for 2 players at once. *hands his controller to Quatre* Try again, you'll get it this time.
Quatre: *starts another game* HAHAHA! Come on you dinky bombers, give it to me! YES!!
Duo: *barges in* Time to get ready!!!!! ^_^
Quatre: *jumps* Ack!!
~BOOM!!!!~
Duo: What was that?
Quatre: O_O You....you....you just got me killed!!! *tackles Duo*
Duo: ACK!! *falls into Wufei's room*
Wufei: *meditates*
Quatre: *angry cat-like noises*
Duo: Help me Wu-man!!
Wufei: *opens his eyes* NO! Maxwell is on this astral plain! I must have fallen from my original height. Oh, Nataku how could you let this injustice happen to me? Of all the-
Heero: GUYS!!
Quatre: *innocently walks out of the room with a mouth full of brown hair*
Duo: O.o Gee....what pretty colors....
Wufei: Yuy's here too! I must not be on the astral plain anymore! I haven't regressed!! *dances out of the room*
Trowa: Wow.....and we live with these people....
Heero: I blame myself.
Trowa: *blink* I blame you too.
~After countless injustices, and even more WAAA!'s from Duo, they G-boys finally make it on their plane, which is presently in the air.~
Duo: Where are we going again?
Wufei: Maxwell, did you even read the title of this fic?
Duo: Oh yeah! Spain, here we come! ^_^ I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Trowa: *reads a Spanish to English dictionary* Baño por favor.
Quatre: Very good, Tro-chan.
Trowa: ^_^
Wufei: All this smiling has to make everyone's face hurt.....
Trowa: ^_^ mffmmff!!
Quatre: Wazzat?
Trowa: ^_^ MFFMMMF!!!!
Quatre: Uh-oh...I think Trowa's face is stuck that way!
Heero: Seeing as he never smiles, I guess he's never used those muscles before.
Wufei: Wow, no shit, Sherlock.
Heero: Do you wanna take this outside!?
Wufei: We're on a plane, are you crazy?!?!?
Quatre: That's debatable....
~Flush~ Yay!
Heero: HEY! I could stuff you ALL in the overhead if I wanted, right here, right now!
~Flush~ Ahh!
~Flush~ Oooo!
~Flush~ Teehee!
~Flush~ Wooo!
Wufei: Well....that was sort of anti-climactic....
~Clunk!~
~Thump!~
WAAAAA!!
All: o.o
Heero: I guess I'll go see what it is, seeing as I have the gun. *walks up to the tiny bathroom*
~As Heero opens the door, he finds Duo, struggling to get his braid out of the toilet, which is trying desperately to flush~
Duo: Heeeeeee-chaaaaaaan!
Heero: Damn...*shoots the toilet, and blue liquid sprays everywhere*
Duo: Thank you, Hee-chan! *glomps Heero*
Heero: *somberly walks back to his seat with Duo (who's braid is now blue) still attached to him*
~Minutes later, the plane lands, and the G-boys make it to their hotel.~
Duo: A roooom *over pronunciates* To sleeeeep in. ^_^
Clerk: Llama?
Duo: NO! For the last time, I don't have any llamas!!!
Heero: Me, llamo Yuy!
Clerk: Ahhh! Sí! *takes their baggage, and leads them to their room*
~Later, in the room....~
Quatre: *dances around the room* Roomserviceroomserviceroomserviceroomserviceroomservice!!!
Trowa: *dials* Yeah! We want stuff up here! On the double!.........Ummm.....Lets see....Yeah, some of that......Ooo! And that too!! Ok, we'll be waiting.
Quatre: ^_^ What all did you get Tro-Tro?
Trowa: Weeeeeell.....I got-
Duo: Who CARES!? I'm hungry!
Trowa: But, Duo- I
Duo: *moans* FOOOOOD! *stumbles around the room*
Wufei: *asleep on the couch* Ylahh.....*drool*
Duo: Hey....Where'd Heero go?
Quatre: Who?
Duo: Heero!
Quatre: Oh...him.
Duo: *looks around the room, and eventually comes up to the bathroom door, where the bath water is heard running*
Heero: *singing in the shower* Just wild beat communication!
Duo: o.o *peers into the bathroom*
Heero: Jus- *sees Duo* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *leaps naked out of the shower, and chases Duo around the room*
Duo: Meep! *runs under the bed*
Heero: *chokes Duo*
Quatre: !!!! My eyes have been soiled!!
Wufei: *rolls off the couch, and onto the floor* Hmm...*wakes up right in front of Heero's butt* @#^%$@#$@#$@#$%@$#%!!!!!!!!! INJUSIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!
Heero: *stomps back into the bath room*
Duo: @_@
~Knock~ ~Knock~
Quatre: Roooooooom service! *prances up to the door, and opens it*
Room Service Person: *wheels a cart full of tacos and fish and what-not into the room* This will be added to your room bill.
Duo: *Instantly recovers* TACOS!!!
Trowa: *steals a fish*
Heero: *comes out of the bathroom, dressed, and ignores the food, as perfect soldiers don't need food....or something like that*
Wufei: I have to get away from you bakas for 10 minutes at least....I'm going to the pool. Don't come down for a while! *slams the door*
Duo: *mouth full* Mffufufmhfufhf!
~I think that "Mffufufmhfufhf!" when translated into English roughly means "Tinky Rinky Slinky Doo!"~
~10 minutes later, at the pool~
Wufei: *stares at Duo, and the others....not amused* Go away.....
Duo: Splashes Wufei* Come on, Wu-man! You'll live. We needed something to do anyway.
Trowa: I have to go potty.
Quatre: .......And?
Trowa: Its too cold to get out and dry off.....
Duo: So? Go in the pool.
Heero: Duo....Its called "La piscina" not "La piss-in-a."
Duo: Well, ex-CUSE me for making an innocent suggestion!
Heero: That was not an innocent suggestion. Do you know what happens when someone lets loose their urine in the pool!?
Trowa: Woah, woah. Who said anything about having to pee?
Wufei: !!! Now THAT'S just wrong!
Duo: Heero, I wouldn't have told Trowa to take a dump in the pool if I knew he had to do that!
Heero: And why would you make bowel movements your business in the first place?
Duo: I-....That is-.....BOOO!
Heero: What?
Duo: BOOO!
Heero: *sigh*
Tourist in the pool: OH MY GOD!!!! THERES A HUGE LOG OF POOP IN THE POOL!!!!!
Trowa: *sheepish grin*
Quatre: Trowa!! I can't believe you!
Trowa: It was the tacos!!
Heero: I give up.....*marches back to the room*
~20 Minutes later, Heero is still the only one in the room~
Heero: *snore*
~Knock, Knock~
Heero: Eh?
~Knock, Knock~
Heero: Coming... *opens the door* What do you want?
Insanely Dressed Person: To put out the fire!! *tackles Heero*
Heero: !!!!
IDP: Do you wanna pay me ahead of time?
Heero: You're a- a?
IDP: Yes.
Heero: *mumbles*
~Back at the pool~
Tourist: I touched it!!! I touched the log!
Trowa: *walks with everyone to the room* ^_^ I'm famous...In a sense.
Quatre: *sigh*
Trowa: ^_^ MFF!
Wufei: Not again....*opens to room door*
~Heero has the male prositiute corweing in the corner at gunpoint~
Duo: Hey!!! Is that an OZ spy???
Trowa: No! THAT'S the escort I ordered before we went to the pool!!
Quatre: I thought you called room service!!
Trowa: No way! They cost too much.
Duo: Then what about the taco guy!?
Trowa: Free food.
Duo: Nice thinking.
~Suddenly the police barge in.~
Officer 1: What's going on here?? *sees the escort guy* Oh...its you! Come here! Everyone! You're all under arrest for...umm whatever it is you're violating!! *drags everyone out in hand cuffs*
Duo: He didn't know what he was arresting us on?
Wufei:
Heero: Who is this officer anyways??
~Heero kicks the officer, and a wig falls off, revealing......~
Duo: PIECECRAP!!
Heero: Relena......
Relena: HEEEERO! I found you!! *lunges for him*
Heero: *dodges, and runs out the door, to the beach*
Duo: Wait up!! *runs after Heero*
Relena: *pushes Duo* He's MINE!!
Duo: *pushes Relena into the "Exotic Fish Tank"*
Relea: Nooooo!!!! *gets eaten by little sharks*
~The remaining G-boys walk out onto the beach~
Quatre: Where'd Heero go?
Trowa: I...I think he swam away....
Duo: All the way back to America!?!?!?
Trowa: I guess we should follow.....*dives into the ocean*
Quatre: Wait! I wanna ride on your back Tro-Tro! *jumps*
Duo: Bombs away! *follows*
Wufei: This is an injustice of sorts.....*walks into the ocean, and swims away with the others*
¡THE END! ô¿ô
We are happy to say that Trowa made it home without leaving anymore "Logs" in the water. ^_^
Wufei: Damn....I was getting used to being on break.
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Heero: ????
Moi ô¿ô: Sorry, I was swatting at a moth.
Trowa: Ack! Infestation! *gets some bug spray*
Duo: *shoots a beetle out of the sky with some spray* We gotta get outta here.
Heero: If you weren't an author, we wouldn't be stuck in this bug infested theater thing....
Moi ô¿ô: What? You want me to go and torture my sound system with the music I write??
Wufei: Its better than this.....
Moi ô¿ô: Fine! *kix everyone out of the theater* Go fend for yourselves for a while! *slams the door*
Quatre: Hey! I didn't even say anything!
Duo: Does this mean that we're going on vacation??? ^_^
Heero: I guess.
Duo: Yay! *glomps Heero* I know just the place! *yoinks the disclaimer from out nowhere*
Disclaimer: *sings* I be- lieve the cheeseballs are our fu- utre!
Duo: Disclaimer, have you been drinking again?
Disclaimer: Wazzat you said about my wife? *hic*
Duo: *sigh* Moi ô¿ô owns nothing mentioned in this fic.
Disclaimer: Cheeeeeeeeeeese!!!
¡The G-Boys Go To Spain!
By Moi ô¿ô
~It's 7 in the morning, and the only thing that can get Heero up from his Relena-Death dream right now is Duo. Or in this case the alarm clock.~
Alarm: Wake up ya lousy bum!!
Heero: *sits straight up in bed and fires a single shot through the alarm*
Alarm: GAH!! My heart!! *falls off the night stand*
Heero: *nudges Duo* Time to wake up, Shinigami.
Duo: Ylaaaahhhh.....*drools*
Heero: I SAID WAKE UP!!!
Duo: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Oh...Hi, Hee-chan ^_^
Heero: Its time to get ready and catch the plane.
Duo: YAY! *scampers out of the room to get dressed*
~Meanwhile...~
Trowa: Yes! Yes! YES!!!
Quatre: Oh, yeah!? Ya like that!!?
Trowa: YESSS!! Give it to me!!!
~BOOM!!!!~
Quatre: Noooo!!! I got shot down again.... *throws the playstation controller at the wall*
Trowa: Its ok, Little One. That battleship is impossible, even for 2 players at once. *hands his controller to Quatre* Try again, you'll get it this time.
Quatre: *starts another game* HAHAHA! Come on you dinky bombers, give it to me! YES!!
Duo: *barges in* Time to get ready!!!!! ^_^
Quatre: *jumps* Ack!!
~BOOM!!!!~
Duo: What was that?
Quatre: O_O You....you....you just got me killed!!! *tackles Duo*
Duo: ACK!! *falls into Wufei's room*
Wufei: *meditates*
Quatre: *angry cat-like noises*
Duo: Help me Wu-man!!
Wufei: *opens his eyes* NO! Maxwell is on this astral plain! I must have fallen from my original height. Oh, Nataku how could you let this injustice happen to me? Of all the-
Heero: GUYS!!
Quatre: *innocently walks out of the room with a mouth full of brown hair*
Duo: O.o Gee....what pretty colors....
Wufei: Yuy's here too! I must not be on the astral plain anymore! I haven't regressed!! *dances out of the room*
Trowa: Wow.....and we live with these people....
Heero: I blame myself.
Trowa: *blink* I blame you too.
~After countless injustices, and even more WAAA!'s from Duo, they G-boys finally make it on their plane, which is presently in the air.~
Duo: Where are we going again?
Wufei: Maxwell, did you even read the title of this fic?
Duo: Oh yeah! Spain, here we come! ^_^ I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Trowa: *reads a Spanish to English dictionary* Baño por favor.
Quatre: Very good, Tro-chan.
Trowa: ^_^
Wufei: All this smiling has to make everyone's face hurt.....
Trowa: ^_^ mffmmff!!
Quatre: Wazzat?
Trowa: ^_^ MFFMMMF!!!!
Quatre: Uh-oh...I think Trowa's face is stuck that way!
Heero: Seeing as he never smiles, I guess he's never used those muscles before.
Wufei: Wow, no shit, Sherlock.
Heero: Do you wanna take this outside!?
Wufei: We're on a plane, are you crazy?!?!?
Quatre: That's debatable....
~Flush~ Yay!
Heero: HEY! I could stuff you ALL in the overhead if I wanted, right here, right now!
~Flush~ Ahh!
~Flush~ Oooo!
~Flush~ Teehee!
~Flush~ Wooo!
Wufei: Well....that was sort of anti-climactic....
~Clunk!~
~Thump!~
WAAAAA!!
All: o.o
Heero: I guess I'll go see what it is, seeing as I have the gun. *walks up to the tiny bathroom*
~As Heero opens the door, he finds Duo, struggling to get his braid out of the toilet, which is trying desperately to flush~
Duo: Heeeeeee-chaaaaaaan!
Heero: Damn...*shoots the toilet, and blue liquid sprays everywhere*
Duo: Thank you, Hee-chan! *glomps Heero*
Heero: *somberly walks back to his seat with Duo (who's braid is now blue) still attached to him*
~Minutes later, the plane lands, and the G-boys make it to their hotel.~
Duo: A roooom *over pronunciates* To sleeeeep in. ^_^
Clerk: Llama?
Duo: NO! For the last time, I don't have any llamas!!!
Heero: Me, llamo Yuy!
Clerk: Ahhh! Sí! *takes their baggage, and leads them to their room*
~Later, in the room....~
Quatre: *dances around the room* Roomserviceroomserviceroomserviceroomserviceroomservice!!!
Trowa: *dials* Yeah! We want stuff up here! On the double!.........Ummm.....Lets see....Yeah, some of that......Ooo! And that too!! Ok, we'll be waiting.
Quatre: ^_^ What all did you get Tro-Tro?
Trowa: Weeeeeell.....I got-
Duo: Who CARES!? I'm hungry!
Trowa: But, Duo- I
Duo: *moans* FOOOOOD! *stumbles around the room*
Wufei: *asleep on the couch* Ylahh.....*drool*
Duo: Hey....Where'd Heero go?
Quatre: Who?
Duo: Heero!
Quatre: Oh...him.
Duo: *looks around the room, and eventually comes up to the bathroom door, where the bath water is heard running*
Heero: *singing in the shower* Just wild beat communication!
Duo: o.o *peers into the bathroom*
Heero: Jus- *sees Duo* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *leaps naked out of the shower, and chases Duo around the room*
Duo: Meep! *runs under the bed*
Heero: *chokes Duo*
Quatre: !!!! My eyes have been soiled!!
Wufei: *rolls off the couch, and onto the floor* Hmm...*wakes up right in front of Heero's butt* @#^%$@#$@#$@#$%@$#%!!!!!!!!! INJUSIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!
Heero: *stomps back into the bath room*
Duo: @_@
~Knock~ ~Knock~
Quatre: Roooooooom service! *prances up to the door, and opens it*
Room Service Person: *wheels a cart full of tacos and fish and what-not into the room* This will be added to your room bill.
Duo: *Instantly recovers* TACOS!!!
Trowa: *steals a fish*
Heero: *comes out of the bathroom, dressed, and ignores the food, as perfect soldiers don't need food....or something like that*
Wufei: I have to get away from you bakas for 10 minutes at least....I'm going to the pool. Don't come down for a while! *slams the door*
Duo: *mouth full* Mffufufmhfufhf!
~I think that "Mffufufmhfufhf!" when translated into English roughly means "Tinky Rinky Slinky Doo!"~
~10 minutes later, at the pool~
Wufei: *stares at Duo, and the others....not amused* Go away.....
Duo: Splashes Wufei* Come on, Wu-man! You'll live. We needed something to do anyway.
Trowa: I have to go potty.
Quatre: .......And?
Trowa: Its too cold to get out and dry off.....
Duo: So? Go in the pool.
Heero: Duo....Its called "La piscina" not "La piss-in-a."
Duo: Well, ex-CUSE me for making an innocent suggestion!
Heero: That was not an innocent suggestion. Do you know what happens when someone lets loose their urine in the pool!?
Trowa: Woah, woah. Who said anything about having to pee?
Wufei: !!! Now THAT'S just wrong!
Duo: Heero, I wouldn't have told Trowa to take a dump in the pool if I knew he had to do that!
Heero: And why would you make bowel movements your business in the first place?
Duo: I-....That is-.....BOOO!
Heero: What?
Duo: BOOO!
Heero: *sigh*
Tourist in the pool: OH MY GOD!!!! THERES A HUGE LOG OF POOP IN THE POOL!!!!!
Trowa: *sheepish grin*
Quatre: Trowa!! I can't believe you!
Trowa: It was the tacos!!
Heero: I give up.....*marches back to the room*
~20 Minutes later, Heero is still the only one in the room~
Heero: *snore*
~Knock, Knock~
Heero: Eh?
~Knock, Knock~
Heero: Coming... *opens the door* What do you want?
Insanely Dressed Person: To put out the fire!! *tackles Heero*
Heero: !!!!
IDP: Do you wanna pay me ahead of time?
Heero: You're a- a?
IDP: Yes.
Heero: *mumbles*
~Back at the pool~
Tourist: I touched it!!! I touched the log!
Trowa: *walks with everyone to the room* ^_^ I'm famous...In a sense.
Quatre: *sigh*
Trowa: ^_^ MFF!
Wufei: Not again....*opens to room door*
~Heero has the male prositiute corweing in the corner at gunpoint~
Duo: Hey!!! Is that an OZ spy???
Trowa: No! THAT'S the escort I ordered before we went to the pool!!
Quatre: I thought you called room service!!
Trowa: No way! They cost too much.
Duo: Then what about the taco guy!?
Trowa: Free food.
Duo: Nice thinking.
~Suddenly the police barge in.~
Officer 1: What's going on here?? *sees the escort guy* Oh...its you! Come here! Everyone! You're all under arrest for...umm whatever it is you're violating!! *drags everyone out in hand cuffs*
Duo: He didn't know what he was arresting us on?
Wufei:
Heero: Who is this officer anyways??
~Heero kicks the officer, and a wig falls off, revealing......~
Duo: PIECECRAP!!
Heero: Relena......
Relena: HEEEERO! I found you!! *lunges for him*
Heero: *dodges, and runs out the door, to the beach*
Duo: Wait up!! *runs after Heero*
Relena: *pushes Duo* He's MINE!!
Duo: *pushes Relena into the "Exotic Fish Tank"*
Relea: Nooooo!!!! *gets eaten by little sharks*
~The remaining G-boys walk out onto the beach~
Quatre: Where'd Heero go?
Trowa: I...I think he swam away....
Duo: All the way back to America!?!?!?
Trowa: I guess we should follow.....*dives into the ocean*
Quatre: Wait! I wanna ride on your back Tro-Tro! *jumps*
Duo: Bombs away! *follows*
Wufei: This is an injustice of sorts.....*walks into the ocean, and swims away with the others*
¡THE END! ô¿ô
We are happy to say that Trowa made it home without leaving anymore "Logs" in the water. ^_^