Oikamigan - Eye of the Hunter God
Level 1 - Eye is all red. Pupil is white with four white dots a quarter the size of the pupil on top, bottom, left, and right.
Abilities:
Enhanced Senses and Body
Slowed Time Perception
Videographic Vision/Memory
Like photographic memory but records events like a video instead of images
Level 2 - Same as Level 1 but four dots are now lines like a scope.
Abilities:
All Level 1 Abilities
Tracking Mark
Place tracking marker on person or object. You can always find it, and remove it at will. Works in conjunction with Tracking Vision. One mark for each Oikamigan level unlocked
Heat Vision
Night Vision
Tracking Vision
All marks left from target glow slightly. Works separately from Tracking Mark
Chakra Element Vision
Level 3 - Same as Level 2 but the four lines now have a white circle going through the first quarter that extends outward, once again like a scope.
Abilities:
Same as Levels 12
Beast Bond
Beast Bond Transformation
Highly enhanced senses and reflexes
Longer canines
Tail that can hold up to 5x body weight
Hair grows on arms and legs and around tailbone
More bestial appearance
Beast Bond Partial Transformation (Permanent)
Slightly enhanced senses and reflexes
Longer canines
Stronger body
More flexible
Beast: Spider Monkey named Nikolai
Hanyou - Human/Devil Hybrid
Nine Golden Fox Tails, Golden Fox Ears and claws from merging with Kyuubi/Kurama
Highly enhanced senses
Can hide features at will. Hanyou form is dominant over Beast Bond Partial Transformation, which cannot be hidden.
Mabui
Anko
FOrochimaru
FKiba - Kibana
FJiraiya
FKakashi - Kasumi
FSatuske - Satsuki
Summary: Naruto awakens a dojutsu, one that was thought to be extinct. The Oikamigan, or Eye of the Hunter God. Post activation, Naruto realizes that he needs to become stronger, and so starts the journey of Naruto Uzumaki, the Wrath of the Hunter God. SORRY. BAD SUMMARY. NaruHarem! Fem!Orochimaru, Kiba, Sasuke, Kasumi and Jiraiya. Semi-Crackfic.
A/N: Kurama will be a brother/father figure to Naruto
Land of the Waves, Bridge
(A/N: Yes. Abrupt start. I know.)
Naruto gasped as he saw Satsuki jump in front of him, taking the senbon that had been heading his way.
"Satsuki, why?" Naruto yelled.
Satsuki looked up at him.
"Don't...know...why. Body just...moved. Please...kill...Itachi." Satsuki gasped.
Her her breathing stoped, her gaze, which had previously been focused on Naruto now blank.
"Satsuki?" Naruto rasped, tears trickling down his face.
No response.
"SATSUKI!" Naruto roared, his voice now deep and rumbly.
Naruto's Mindscape
Naruto looked around. He suddenly found himself standing in a dark sewer, the sound of a constant drip reaching his ears.
Where am I? I was just on the bridge with Satsuki. Wait...
"SATSUKI!" Naruto yelled, looking around.
All he heard was a dark chuckling, coming from down the tunnel. Naruto turned and ran down the tunnel, soon emerging in a massive room, with a set of barred door spanning the whole room a few dozen feet in. Behind the bars was were two eyes, with red iris' and slitted pupils.
"K-Kyuubi?" Naruto stuttered out, almost forgetting about the situation on the bridge. Almost.
"Got it in one, kit."
"Why am I here? I need to go back to the bridge! Satsuki is dead! I need to avenge her!" Naruto asked, his voice rising till he was yelling.
"Calm down kit. She's not dead, just in a false death state." Kyuubi responded.
"Hmph. Fine. Let me out of here."
"Fine, but you need some of my power. Without it, you are pathetically weak. Most academy students could probably beat you." The Kyuubi snorted, sending out a red tendril of chakra.
Naruto, instead of just absorbing it, mentally reached out and started sucking the red chakra in as fast as he could.
"Kit! Stop!" Kyuubi roared, but it was too late.
Naruto doubled over screaming in pain.
On the Bridge
Naruto doubled over screaming in pain, nine golden fox tails with white tips forcing their way out of his tail bone. His ears extended into golden fox ears that reached just above his head, his eye turning red, with his pupil becoming white with four white dots a quarter the size of the pupil on top, bottom, left, and right, and his fingernails turning into claws, his canines becoming longer and sharper. Haku looked on in horror and the demonic Naruto looked over at him, snarling. A large blast of purple chakra cannoned out of Naruto's hunched form, shattering the mirrors and pushing back the Water Release: Hiding in the Mist Technique, before dissipating.
For Naruto, everything slowed down, and he lunged at the fake Hunter-Nin, who seemed to be moving at half speed, while he was moving normally. He bowled over the Hunter-Nin, and tore off their mask, time continuing at normal speed.
"Haku?" Naruto asked in a demonic tone.
Haku nodded.
"I have failed Zabuza-sama. Please kill me." Haku said.
Naruto narrowed his eyes, then pulled out a kunai. While he was not being controlled by the demonic chakra, courtesy of merging with the Kyuubi, he was still very angry, momentarily forgetting that Satsuki was still alive. Naruto's hand rose, and he was about to stab downwards, when the sound of chirping birds reached the ears of Naruto and Haku. Without saying anything, Haku pushed Naruto away, then dashed towards the sound. Naruto, blinked, then rushed after Haku. Unfortunately, he was not used to his new speed without the slowed time perception, and he shot past Haku. As he turned to look back at said male, one of his feet slid on a patch of black ice, and he stumbled into a slide, inadvertently slamming into Kasumi's legs, collapsing her on top of Naruto, right as she thrust her arm towards Zabuza, her Thousand Birds, which was going to impale Zabuza through the heart, went through his right leg instead.
"Sorry Kasumi-sensei!" Naruto yelled as Kasumi landed on him, inadvertently elbowing him in the gut.
Naruto reflexively curled up, his ears pressed to the side of his head, his now dirty tails wrapping around him, pinning Kasumi against his chest.
"Naruto, is there something you have to tell me?" Kasumi asked, semi sarcastically.
"I'll tell you as soon as I figure it out." Naruto grunted, uncurling his body and standing up, letting Kasumi slide off him and onto the ground, where she quickly scrambled to her feet.
From the mist on the bridge, slow clapping was heard, and a midget emerged, followed by dozens of thugs.
"Zabuza. I'm disappointed. I hired you to kill the Leaf Ninja, not get beaten. Kill everyone on the bridge!" Gato said, leaning heavily on his cane, his last sentence directed to the thugs on the bridge, all of whom cheered and rushed the ninja.
"Gato!" Naruto roared, charging forward, claws extended.
Upon reaching the first thug, Naruto lashed out, slicing through their throat.
"Kit! Hold on a second!" Kyuubi roared.
Naruto paused momentarily, and a flood of information entered his brain. Naruto considered something for a few brief moments, then sent chakra to the tips of his tails, blue flames appearing a few inches above each one.
"Devil Style: Fox Fire Emerging Net Technique!" Naruto called.
The nine globes of fire all shot in front of Naruto, where they lengthened and wove together, forming a blue flaming net. The net surged forward, pushing all the thugs together, before it exploded, washing the bridge in blue fire. When the smoke cleared, all that was on the bridge was a blackened and lightly smoking Naruto, and burnt corpses.
"Satsuki-chan!" A high pitched voice sounded.
Naruto and Kasumi's dogs winced and covered their ears.
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled happily, rushing towards the pink haired banshee, who was currently pulling senbon out of Satsuki's motionless body.
"Shut up, Naruto-baka!" Sakura screeched, before looking over at the blonde boy, then turning pale.
"W-why do you have tails and dog ears?" She screeched, slightly quieter this time.
"I would like to know that as well, Naruto." Kasumi said, emerging from the mist, followed by Zabuza and Haku.
Naruto sprung to his feet, baring his teeth and extending his claws.
"Don't worry, Naruto. I had a talk with them, and convinced them to come to Konoha with us and become ninja." Kasumi explained, making a calming motion with her hands.
"Hmm. Ok Kasumi-sensei!" Naruto replied with a grin.
"Hn. You look like an idiot, dobe." Satsuki rasped out.
"Satsuki-chan!" Sakura cried, dragging the unwilling girl into her embrace, smooshing Satsuki's face against her bony chest.
"Sakura, you might want to let Satsuki go. You're suffocating her." Kasumi said dryly.
Sakura eeped, and released Satsuki, who fell backwards and smacked her head against the ground, rendering her unconscious.
"Satsuki-chan!" Sakura wailed.
In the background, everyone sweat dropped. Kasumi soon turned her gaze to Naruto, narrowing her visible eye at him.
"Explain." She said in a no-nonsense tone.
"One second." Naruto said, sitting down and closing his eyes.
Naruto's Mindscape
Naruto opened his eyes and found himself standing in front of the Kyuubi's cage.
"Uh, Kyuubi. Why do I look like this?" Naruto asked the kitsune, who was looking at him out of the corner of its eye.
"Simple. When I gave you some of my chakra, you took more of it than I intended to give you, and ended up merging our chakra. Both of our chakra reserves are now the size of my former amount of chakra multiplied by your former amount of chakra. In other words, we both most likely have more chakra than anything in existence. For your eyes, your dojutsu finally awakened."
"Ok. Wait! Dojutsu?" Naruto asked, doing a double take.
"Yes. The Oikamigan, or Eye of the Hunter God. You got it from one of your parents, whichever one was the Uzumaki, as they had the dojutsu."
"What does the Oikamigan do?" Asked Naruto.
The Kyuubi sighed and proceeded to explain all that he know of the Oikamigan.
"W-wow." Naruto chuckled, scratching the back of his head and grinning sheepishly.
"Ow!" Naruto whined, pulling his hand away from the back of his head and looking at the claws, which had a small amount of blood on the tips from where he accidentally cut the back of his head whilst scratching it.
"How do I, uh, make my fox features and dojutsu disappear?" Asked Naruto.
"Just focus on your normal appearance, and you can switch back and forth between your human and hanyou forms. For your eyes, just stop sending chakra into them." Kyuubi grunted, closing its eyes.
On the Bridge
A minute after Naruto sat down and closed his eyes, he glowed slightly golden, and his fox features slowly receded, and unseen to all the others, his eyes changed back to the normal blue. Naruto stretched and stood up.
"What?" He asked, seeing everyone looking at him.
"What happened?" Kasumi asked yet again.
"Uh. I merged with my... uh, tenant, and voila." Naruto explained.
"What tenant?" Screeched the nosy banshee.
"If I told you, I'd have to kill you." Naruto said.
"Hmph. Fine, Naruto-baka. Satsuki's better than you anyways." Sakura huffed, turning away from him.
"Alright everybody. Lets go back to Tazuna's house and heal up, then we can go back to Konoha." Kasumi said, picking up Satsuki and walking back to the house.
Time Skip, Konoha Gates - Undetermined amount of time between 7-10 days
Kotetsu and Izumo were bored. Very bored.
"Ughh. I'm so bored! Nothing exciting ever happens around here." Groaned Kotetsu.
"Oh shut up! This is the easiest job in the whole village! We're paid to eat dango and play shogi!" Izumo replied, before he caught sight of six figures walking down the road towards Konoha.
"Hey, is that Kasumi's team? Yea! It is! I can see Naruto's jumpsuit! Wait, it that Zabuza Momochi with them!" Izumo asked/shouted, straightening in his seat. Both chunin waited nervously until the group, led by Kasumi walked over to them.
"Team Seven reporting back from our mission. These two are with us." Kasumi said, not looking up from her book.
"Uh. Ok." Kotetsu replied dumbly, signing everyone in.
"By guys!" Naruto called as the team headed to the Hokage Tower.
Hokage Tower
"We're back, Jiji!" Naruto called as he busted open the doors to the Hokage's office.
"Naruto! Don't speak to Hokage-sama like that!" Sakura hissed.
"Ah! Naruto-kun! I trust your mission went well?" The old Hokage responded with a grandfatherly smile.
"Yup! We even ran into these two and convinced them to join the village!" Naruto energetically said, gesturing to Zabuza and Haku.
Hiruzen, who had just taken a sip of tea, spat out his mouthful, his eyes widening, the tea spraying all over the closest person to him, who happened to be Naruto. Naruto, however, expected this, and nimbly danced out of the way, resulting in a tea covered Sakura.
"NARUTO-BAKA!!!" The tea covered pinkette screeched, causing the office windows to crack.
"But I sent you on a C-Rank mission, not an A-Rank." The elderly Hokage said.
"It was upgraded, but we still finished it." Kasumi replied, finally closing her ever present orange covered book.
"Very well. You are dismissed. Zabuza, young lady, please stay here." The Sandaime said.
The last thing everyone heard before the door closed was Haku.
"Uh, Hokage-sama? I'm a boy."
"EHHHH!?"
Time Skip, Naruto's Appartment
Naruto threw open the door to his graffiti covered apartment, and strode in, slamming the door then grabbing his watering can, meticulously watering all of his plants, before setting his kettle on the stove to boil for a cup of instant ramen.
After exactly three minutes and twenty six seconds, (he'd timed it) Naruto's water was ready, and he poured the bubbling liquid into his styrofoam cup of yumminess, before grabbing his chopsticks and pulling out a mouthful of ramen, blowing on it to cool down. Just before he took his first bite, there was a dinging, signaling that someone had rung his doorbell.
"Whoever it is better have a good reason for interrupting my consumption of the Food of the Gods, or I'm gonna tear them a new one." Naruto thought viciously.
He reluctantly set down his cup, and walked over to the door and opened it. Standing there was a pretty brunette, with red fang tattoos on her cheeks, and a white puppy with brown patches on its ears resting on her hair, which went down to just past her shoulders, and was held in a spiky ponytail.
"Oh, hi, Kibana, Akamaru." Naruto greeted with a smile, not noticing Kibabas faint blush.
"Come on it! You want something to eat? I made ramen!" Naruto said, letting Kibana step inside.
"Sure! Akamaru'll take some water." Kibana said, setting down her four legged companion.
Naruto smiled and grabbed a bowl, which he filled with water and set on the table, which Akamaru jumped on and started drinking.
"So, I heard that your C-Rank got changed to an A-Rank." Kibana said, pulling out a chair and taking a seat.
"Mmhmm." Naruto responded succinctly, his mouth filled with noodles.
After swallowing, he proceeded to tell Kibana everything that happened during the mission, including what happened with the Kyuubi. The reason Naruto told Kibana everything, was because they had been friends since they were five, when they met at a park, which was empty because the 'demon brat' had entered it, until Tsume, not caring what everyone thought of Naruto, brought Kibana to play.
"Wow! So you and the Kyuubi now have the biggest chakra reserves out of everyone living today?!" Kibana exclaimed!
"Yep! Although my chakra control is absolutely horrible now, so I'm gonna have to work on that." Naruto revealed.
"Alright! Have fun with that! You still on for sparring at Training Ground Three tomorrow afternoon?" Kibana asked, standing up and stretching, inadvertently making her generous bust bigger.
"Y-yep. S-see you then!" Naruto replied, blushing heavily.
"Ok. Wait, why are you blushing?" Kibana asked suspiciously, before realizing why, and blushing as well.
"P-pervert." She muttered, looking away.
"H-hey! It's not my fault you're a hot girl!" Naruto responded, before realizing what he said and clapping his hands over his mouth.
"W-what...y-you...w-why..." Kibana stuttered, before scooping Akamaru up and putting him in her coat.
"W-well, by Naruto-kun." She said, before clapping her hands over her mouth, and rushing out the door.
"Y-yea. Bye." Naruto said dreamily, still blushing like a tomato.
Time Skip, Training Ground Three - Next Day
Naruto huffed for air and picked himself up off the ground. He and Kibana had been sparring for the past two hours, and both of them were covered in dirt, bruises and cuts.
"Here we go!" Naruto yelled, crossing his fingers.
"Shadow Clone Technique!" Naruto yelled, hundreds of clones popping into existence around him.
"Let's go, Akamaru! Passing Fang over Fang!" Kibana yelled, the ninja and her ninken turning into horizontal tornadoes, both destroying dozens upon dozens of clones, before Kibana finally crashed into the real Naruto. Unfortunately for her, and fortunately for Naruto, Kibana was low on chakra, and just as she hit Naruto, she stopped spinning. The duo tumbled down to the torn up ground, rolling over a few times, and landing so Naruto was holding himself over Kibana, their lips pressing against the other persons. Both blushed, but Naruto, feeling extremely daring didn't pull back, and instead deepened the kiss, slowly closing his eyes. Kibana, who had just invented a new shade of red, stiffened for a few seconds, then melted into the kiss, fisting her hands in Naruto's hair. Both pulled back moments later, faces red.
"S-s-sorry." Naruto gasped, unconsciously licking his lips, before standing up and backing away, eyes wide.
Seeing how nervous Naruto was, Kibana gained a fair sized amount of confidence, and narrowed her eyes in thought. Assuming that her lack of response and 'glare' was a sign of anger, Naruto turned and started running away. Kibana jumped to her feet and grabbed his shoulder and spun around, then crashed her lips into his, pulling his body flush against hers. After a few seconds she pulled back, grinning.
"See you tomorrow, same place, same time." She said, before grabbing Akamaru and leaping into the trees.
"W-wow." Naruto said dumbly.
"Nice job, kit." Kyuubi said.
"T-thanks, Kyuubi." Naruto responded.
"Kurama." The now named Kurama corrected him.
"Oh. Ok. Thanks, Kurama." Naruto said, before heading home.
Time Skip, Training Ground Three - Next Day
Naruto yawned and stretched his arms over his head, noting his increased muscle mass, once again courtesy of Kurama.
"Huh. Where's Kibana-chan? She's never late." Naruto muttered to himself.
Suddenly Naruto heard a rustling behind him, and turned to see Kibana leaping out of the tree towards him, a kunai extended. Naruto rolled backwards, drawing a kunai as he did.
"Hah! Missed!" Naruto crowed triumphantly.
"Hmph. You just got luck." Kibana grumbled.
Naruto, getting an idea, threw his kunai at Kibana, then focused on his 'Kurama Mode' as he liked to call it (as of now, when he came up with the name). He growled as nine golden fox tails sprouted out of his tailbone, his canines lengthened, his fingernails becoming claws, and his ears turning into golden fox ears.
"What the h-" Kibana started, but was cut of as Naruto tackled her, batting Akamaru out of the air as he leapt at Naruto to protect his master.
"Got you!" Naruto growled, roughly slamming Kibana onto the ground, a clawed hand at her neck, using the rest of his body to pin her to the ground.
"Pff. You cheated." Kibana protested, frowning.
"Says who?" Naruto retorted.
"Me..." Kibana trailed off, blushing slightly.
Naruto, seeing her blush, grinned savagely and decided to have some fun. He bared his teeth and lowered his mouth to her neck, brushing his teeth along the sensitive skin.
"Dead..." Naruto trailed off, not expecting Kibana's response.
"A-ah! N-Naruto-kun, s-stop!" Kibana gasped.
Naruto blushed, but kept going, lightly nipping at her neck going higher until he reached her jawline.
"D-damn it, Naruto-kun!" Kibana moaned lightly, before tilting her chin downwards and capturing Naruto in an awkward lip lock.
Naruto blushed and slid upwards so the kiss was less awkward, before deepening it. Kibana's hand fisted in his hair, and she daringly pushed her tongue into Naruto's mouth. Shocked, Naruto did nothing, before responding in kind, before they pulled back from a lack of air.
Before either person could say something, a loud shriek pierced the air.
"NARUTO-BAKA!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!? KASUMI-SENSEI SAID WE HAVE A TEAM MEETING AT TRAINING GROUND SEVEN!!!" Sakura shrieked.
Naruto winced and retracted his fox features.
"Eh... Sorry, Kibana-chan. I'll come find you in a bit and tell you when we can "spar" again." Naruto said with a sheepish grin, putting the word spar in air quotes.
"Ok. See-ya, Naruto-kun!" Kibana replied, before dragging Naruto in for a kiss.
"NARUTO-BAKA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO KIBANA-SAN?!?" Sakura shrieked, having come upon the kissing couple.
"Nothing! ByeKibana-chanseeyoutomorrow!" Naruto hurriedly explained, giving Kibana a parting kiss, before sprinting towards Training Ground Seven.
Training Ground Seven
Naruto arrived at Training Ground Seven, followed by a panting and sweating Sakura a few minutes later.
"Hi Kasumi-sensei, Satsuki-teme!" Naruto exclaimed, waving happily at said people.
"NARUTO-BAKA!!! WHAT WERE YOU DOING TO KIBANA-SAN?!?" Sakura shrieked before Naruto could clap a hand over her mouth.
"What's this I hear about someone doing something to Kibana-chan?" A feminine voice asked.
Naruto, Satsuki and Sakura all looked over towards the forest, and saw two figures emerging. One was Kurenai Yuhi, Konoha's Genjutsu Mistress. The other was Anko Mitarashi, the 'Snake Whore.'
"N-nothing!" Naruto exclaimed, blushing heavily.
"What's this? Does the gaki have a girlfriend?" Anko asked in a slow, sensual voice.
"No! Although I hope I do." Naruto replied indignantly, the last part muttered to himself.
"Naruto, Satsuki, Sakura! I have called these two here to help train you all in your individual abilities." Kasumi said, interrupting any further talk between Naruto and Anko.
"You all probably know me, but I'll reintroduce myself anyways. My name is Kurenai Yuhi, Konoha's Genjutsu Mistress. I'll be instructing Sakura in Genjutsu." The black haired woman said with a small smile and a slight bow.
"Hi! I'm Anko Mitarashi! I do Torture and Interrogation! I'll be training the gaki to be the best ninja around!" Anko exclaimed with a grin and cute wave.
"Yay." Naruto muttered under his breath.
"What was that, gaki?" Anko asked sweetly, appearing behind Naruto with a kunai pressed to his jugular.
"N-nothing." Muttered Naruto, blushing at the feeling of her soft chest against his back.
"You all know me. Satsuki, you're with me." Kasumi said.
"Alright! Gaki, we're going to Training Ground 44! Let's get a move on!" Anko exclaimed, running towards the Forest of Death, dragging a crying Naruto behind her.
"Why there? Anywhere but there!" Naruto's screams faded into the distance.
Training Ground 44
"Alright, gaki! For the next week this place will be your home. Training starts... now!" Anko exclaimed, pulling a pack of senbon out of nowhere, before throwing them at Naruto.
"Ah! At least warn me before you start trying to kill me, Hebi-nee!" Naruto exclaimed, running up a tree.
"Ah. So you remember that. Don't think that I will go easy on you now, Naru-kun!" Anko exclaimed, throwing senbon even faster and more accurately then before.
"Shiiiiiiit!!!" Naruto screamed.
Time Skip, Training Ground 44 - A week later
"Alright, Naru-kun! You did good! Your dodging skills skyrocketed, you're a lot faster and stronger, and your chakra control is quite high-" Anko started.
"Yea! That's because you chased me up a waterfall while throwing explosive kunai at me!" Naruto exclaimed, dodging a swat aimed at the back of his head.
"Shut up, Naru-kun! As I was saying, you did quite well, all things considered. Now, we're going back to Training Ground Seven. Let's go!" Anko shouted, jumping on Naruto's back, kicking him with her heels like a horse.
"Hebi-nee, why!?!" Naruto whined, starting to run.
Training Ground Seven
Naruto and Anko were the last ones to arrive at the training ground. When they arrived, they saw Sakura sitting on a log, a few feet away from Kurenai. Satsuki was brooding in a tree, and Kasumi was sitting on the log post, reading her book and giggling perversely. Both Satsuki and Sakura's clothes were clean, a sign that they went home each night. Naruto's, on the other hand, were very dirty and ragged. His orange sweater had been so torn and burnt that he had to get rid of it, showing his dirt and blood caked sculpted upper body, which was only covered by a torn fish net shirt. His pants, which used to go down to above his ankles, now ended at about his knees, and one could see his ramen printed boxers through the multiple tears in the clothing.
"Hebi-nee! Stop kicking me!" Naruto whined as he ran into the clearing, carrying Anko on his back.
"Fine, Naru-Kin, but you owe me a kiss!" Anko said in a singsong voice.
"No!" Naruto shrieked, dropping Anko and sprinting behind a tree, where he peeked out his head, nervously scanning the clearing.
'What did she do to him?' Was everyone's thought.
"Calm down you two." Kasumi sighed, before turning to Anko and Kurenai.
"Thank you both for agreeing to help train Sakura and Naruto." Kasumi said, with a fractional bow towards the two.
"It was my pleasure. Remember, no dieting, Sakura." Kurenai said with a slight smile, before disappearing in a leaf shunshin.
"Yea! See-ya, Naru-kun!" Anko exclaimed, rushing over to her student, who had cautiously crept out from behind the tree, and grabbed his face, giving him a brief but deep kiss, before disappearing as well, leaving behind a red faced Naruto.
"So, what did everyone work on this week." Kasumi asked.
"Sorry, Kasumi-sensei, I have to go." Naruto called over his shoulder, already running in the direction of the Inuzuka compound.
Inuzuka Compound
Naruto stopped running at the gates of the Inuzuka Compound, and smiled at the two guards.
"Hey Hashiru, Hiyaku." He said to the twin brothers.
"Hey, Naruto. Geez. What happened to you?" Hashiru asked.
"Hebi-nee." Naruto responded, before walking into the compound.
"Ya think we should tell him Anko and Kurenai are visiting Hana?" Hashiru asked his brother.
"Nah." Replied Hiyaku with a small smirk.
Naruto slid open the doors to the main Inuzuka house.
"Kibana-chan?" He called, looking around.
"Naruto-kun? In here." Kibana called back.
Naruto said nothing, and walked towards the family room, where Kibana's voice was coming from.
"Sorry I couldn't get back to you. I was training with-EHHH!? What are you doing here?" Naruto screamed, pointing a shaky finger at Anko, who was kneeling around a table with Kurenai, Hana, Tsume and Kibana.
"I don't know what you're talking about, Naru-kun." Anko said innocently.
"Ahhhhhh!!!" Naruto screamed, running into the room and hiding behind Kibana.
"Anko, what did you do to Naruto-kun?" Asked Kibana, glaring at aforementioned woman.
"Who, me? We just did some light training, that's all." Anko said, sipping her green tea and looking at the ceiling.
"Light training my ass." Naruto muttered, still nestled up against Kibana's back.
"And would you believe it, but our sweet little Naru-kun took advantage of me during training! He gave me his first kiss!" Anko exclaimed, fake pouting.
At this both Naruto and Kibana blushed.
"I believe that honor goes to Kibana." Tsume said dryly, sipping her tea.
"What? When? How? Why?" Anko asked, narrowing her eyes at Kibana.
"Mine." Kibana said, glaring back, spinning slightly and pulling Naruto's face into her cleavage.
"Well how about we share?" Anko asked innocently.
"Mine." Kibana responded firmer this time.
"Uh, not that this isn't amusing to watch, but I believe that Naruto has passed out." Hana said, pointing to the blue faced, swirly eyed Naruto.
"Naruto-kun/Naru-kun!" The two arguing females wailed, both shaking Naruto in a panic.
Time Skip, Inuzuka Compound
Naruto awoke to a pounding headache an hour later.
"Damn. What a way to go." He said groggily, rubbing his eyes.
"Naruto-kun! I'm so sorry!"
He turned and saw Kibana standing beside the bed he was in, bowing deeply.
"Don't worry about it." He chuckled weakly, grabbing her arm and pulling her into a hug.
"Where am I, if you don't mind me asking?" Naruto asked, looking around.
"Y-you're in my room." Kibana replied, blushing against his chest.
"Ah, so that's why it smells like you." Naruto said, a bit too loudly.
"Pervert." Kibana muttered, still hugging him.
"I have to go home and get changed, Kibana. I'll come visit tomorrow if I can." Naruto said, pressing a quick kiss against her lips as she looked up at him.
"Ok. You better tell me next time you're going to be training for a week, ok?" Kibana said, a fake glare on her face.
"Ok." He said, then blushed.
"S-so are we, ya know, like, boyfriend and girlfriend now?" Naruto asked hesitantly.
"Y-yea." Kibana responded, blushing as well.
"Aww. So cute! My Naru-kun's got himself a girlfriend! Now he has two!" Anko exclaimed from the doorway.
"Hebi-nee..." Naruto said warningly.
"Oh stop being such a prick and get used to it. We're sharing you." Anko said, crossing her arms across her chest, accentuating her already large chest.
"WHAT?" Naruto screamed, looking frantically at Kibana, who blushed and mutely nodded her head.
"And I have no say in this?" Naruto asked, already knowing the answer.
"No."
"Fine. I'll see you both later. I'm going home." Naruto said, giving Kibana another kiss, then, after a moment of deliberation, giving Anko a brief kiss, then walked out the door, with Anko doing a fist pump behind him.
Time Skip, Training Ground Seven - Next Day
Naruto cracked his neck as he walked into Training Ground Seven.
"NARUTO-BAKA!!! YOU'RE LATE!!!" Sakura screeched.
'Jeez. How I ever liked her, I do not know.' Naruto thought to himself.
'Amen to that, kit.' Kurama replied.
"I'm here before Kasumi-sensei, so I'm technically early. Oh, hey Satsuki!" Naruto said.
"Hn. Shut up, dobe." Said everyone's favorite emo.
"I love you too." Naruto responded, not seeing the light blush on Satsuki's face.
"Good morning everyone. Sorry I was late. I was at a jonin meeting filling out the forms for-"
"LIAR!!!" Sakura shrieked.
"-the Chunin Exam." Kasumi finished, ignoring Sakura's outburst.
"Sweet!" Exclaimed Naruto.
Yes, I know this is not how things would go in the anime, but this is my fanfic, and if you don't like it, good for you. I had a basic idea swimming around my head for a while, and I decided to add in a ton of unconventional pairings. I know I haven't updated the One Man Peerage in a while, but I promise, I haven't abandoned it. School starts soon, so don't expect regular updates.