Return of the Banana Peels
By Skullcrushe419
It was a normal day; Ryan Higa decided to shoot a video for his wonderful YouTube fans. But before that, he decided to go eat a banana to help him think. When he entered room, something caught his attention to the right. Ryan whirled around and saw a banana peel lying right next to him, the banana stood perfectly still as if saying, "I know you were going to eat my friend, idiot! Eat something else, human!"
But Ryan just shook his head and reached into the refrigerator and grabbed a banana to eat, and then he started walking, but stopped when he heard a yell from the living room.
"WATCH OUT, RYAN!"
Stopping completely, Ryan turned his head around slowly and saw his friend, the lamp in the corner. Annoyed, Ryan asked, "What is it now, lamp? Can't you see that I'm trying to eat a banana peacefully so that I can think of what to do for a new video?"
"Watch out for that banana peel right in front of you, dumbass!" screamed the lamp. Looking down, Ryan immediately realized that the lamp was, indeed, correct and in front of him was a banana. He was about to step on it and fall.
"Oh my gosh, what the crap is that banana peel doing here?" Ryan looked at the lamp for an explanation, but when he turned his head once again, he found the lamp on the ground, its light bulb shattered. A banana peel stood next to it, as if responsible.
"You," Ryan started, dodging the banana peel as he sprinted over to the banana that killed his friend the lamp. "How dare you kill the lamp? Get out of my house, this instant!"
But the banana peel did not move.
"THAT'S IT!" shrilled Ryan as he picked up the banana peel and threw it out the window, saving himself from the deadly fruit. "Good! Finally the banana is gone… Forever…" He started towards the TV to play Dance Kinect on the Xbox 360 but then suddenly he looked down and saw…
A banana peel on the floor where Ryan was about to place his foot, he couldn't stop himself. Gravity didn't help one bit. Ryan stepped on the banana and slipped to his doom.
THE END