Disclaimer: I do not own Blaine, Kurt or anything else from glee, sadly. But I do own the Kurt and Blaine puppet pals even though I totally ripped them off from the Harry Potter puppet pals which I do not own. I would also like to acknowledgedstephmcgirrbecause I stole her last names for Wes and David.

Okay this is my first fanfiction ever so that's why it's really bad. Also I'm totally for klaine so there's a pretty big chance that they're going to end up together. Also Wes and David have a very entertaining heterosexual bromance but that's it (probably)

Blaine's point of view

Blaine was staring dreamily at his computer screen and humming to himself as he checked his facebook. He was currently sitting on his bed in his room that he shared with his best friend Wesley Harrington at Dalton Academy.

Wes and David, Blaine's other best friend; smirked knowing that Blaine was spending time that he should be working on his English essay for Mr. Collins, the English teacher who thought reading and writing continuous essays on the tempest almost all year was a fine way to spend your final year in your high school English class, was instead facebook creeping Kurt Hummel and his new direction friends, probably also staring at Kurt in that picture of him in his cheerleading uniform from last year.

Seeing that their best friend was momentarily distracted they pulled out the two socks puppets (of Blaine and Kurt of course) and got ready to harass Blaine with another viewing of the Kurt and Blaine puppet pals, the two puppets that showed him what they think his life could be like if he managed to grow a pair so he could ask out Kurt. Blaine always insisted he hated the two puppets (one with a black bushy afro and the other with brown hair that was parted to the side with way to much glue to represent hairspray) and that they looked nothing like him and Kurt (Wes and David didn't believe him).

He also said he didn`t like Kurt in that way (again they didn't believe him) so to prove him wrong Blaine got to watch to puppets have a relationship on a weekly basis.

``Guess who`s here`` shrieked Wes with the Blaine puppet (and when I say he shrieked I meant he shrieked down the octave and you can imagine how that sounded).

Blaine groaned, he hated these annoying puppets. But the most annoying part of the puppets is that they sort of made him jealous. Yes he was jealous of two sock puppets controlled by his mentally challenged friends. He was jealous because even though they were socks they still had more of a love life then him.

``Todayyyyyyyy`` Blaine sock puppet/Wes said ``we will decide if me and Kurt will finally have sock sex``.

`` Really`` said Blaine ``really you`re going to make me listen to puppets decide whether they want have sock sex for half hour. I have better things to do``

``Like what stare at pictures of Kurt in his cheerleading uniform on facebook because we know that's what you're doing now" replied David smirking. I felt my face burn at that comment.

"Okay, time to get to the fun part" said Blaine sock puppet/ Wes. "Oh, Blaine" said Kurt sock puppet/David "I love you, let's have sock sex together". "Oh, we can't" replied Blaine sock puppet/Wes "I wouldn't want to take advantage of you like that Dave Karofskye guy did, it wouldn't be right". "Please, Blaine I want you" whined Kurt sock puppet/ David "you're nothing like that Dave Karofskye".

"You're right I'm so much better" growled a third sock puppet wait actually it was a very old beat up loafer with two googly eyes attached to it. "Aha! I am Dave Karofskye I will have Kurt not you" the loafer that is Dave Karofskye/ Wes.

Then Wes decided to make the loafer stomp on Blaine the sock puppet screaming Die, Blaine, Die he's mine. "What are you doing' said the voice of one Kurt Hummel behind us.

This is Chapter one of a very bad Klaine story that I hope everyone likes. Reviews are love and will help me write better stories then this.