Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Summary: Dean and Sam host an informercial
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Author's Notes: This is in screenplay format.
Dean: Hi there, I'm Dean.
Sam: And I'm Sam.
Dean: We're here today to tell you about an exciting new album.
Sam: It's called the Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock.
Dean: If you're a fan of classic rock than this album is a must have.
Sam: You mean if they're like you and never get sick of hearing AC/DC and Lynyrd Skynyrd a hundred times?
Dean (fakes laugh): Well if it were up to you Sammy we'd be hawking the greatest hits of whiny emo rock...
Sam: At least I listen to music that was made in this century.
Dean: Or the greatest hits of Celine Dion.
Sam: I dont listen to Celine Dion.
Dean (sarcastic): Sure you don't.
Sam: I dont!
Dean: Girls like you cant resist her tender love ballads.
Sam: Can we just get back to talking about this album?
Dean: Hey you're the one who went off script.
Sam: Anyway this album has classics like "Back in Black", "Ina-Gadda-Da-Vida" and "Bad Moon Rising".
Dean: There are so many great artists on this album. Ozzy Osbourne, Blue Oyster Cult, Cheap Trick and Kansas.
Sam: Speaking of Kansas, this album features their song "Carry On My Wayward Son". That song makes Dean cry.
Dean: Dude that was one time and I told you I had something in my eye.
Sam: Ya, it's called tears.
Dean: No, it's called dust .
Sam: Whatever.
Dean: You know what else is on this album? Songs titles Sam can really relate to like "Movin' On" and "Walk Away".
Sam (sighing): Dean...
Dean: How much would you pay for an album like this Sammy?
Sam: I don't know (looks at teleprompter) A hundred dollars?
Dean: Wrong college boy, you can get this one-of-a-kind collection of classic rock for only $29.95.
Sam (sarcastic): Wow you'd have to be crazy not to buy it.
Dean: Or a whiny little bitch.
Sam (glares at Dean)
Dean: Just kidding there Sammy.
Sam: Hey Dean you know what song is great? "I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore". Wanna sing us a few bars?
Dean: No Sam, I don't.
Sam: Oh come on Dean, you sang it so beautifully before.
Dean: Wow look at that our time is almost up. Sam why don't you tell the viewers where they can buy this album.
Sam: Dont bother looking in stores because this album is only available from Salt and Burn records. Just call 1-800-4-MULLET to order your very own copy.
Dean: Well I guess we gotta hit the road now.
Sam: Say goodnight Dean.
Dean: Goodnight Dean.
Sam (rolls his eyes)