Title: Movie Night
Fandom: Law & Order: SVU
Pairing: Munch/Cassidy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Munch and Cassidy watch a movie together
Spoilers/Warnings: Slash, duh
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Don't sue me, I'm broke.
Brian Cassidy and his former partner John Munch were sitting together in Brian's dimly lit apartment, on his couch staring at the television.
"This movie is asinine." Munch complained.
Brian Cassidy gave him a blank look.
"That means it's stupid." Munch sighed.
"I know what it means." Cassidy replied. "I just don't think it is."
"Oh yes, it's the height of cinematic sophistication."
"I didn't say it was smart but why does everything have to be all intellectual with you? Can't you ever just enjoy things?"
"I enjoy many things." Munch replied. "I just happen to believe you shouldn't have to check your brain at the door in order to be entertained."
"But the point of horror movies is to scare you."
"What's frightening is that people are paid millions of dollars to make this garbage and we, the viewing public, than dish out our hard earned money in order to have our stomachs turned by it."
"You know, I used to take my dates to horror movies all the time. Guaranteed makeouts." Cassidy said with a wink.
"Ah yes, I've always found the sight of blood and entrails to be an aphrodisiac."
"Naw you see the girl gets all scared and starts clinging on to you for comfort and..." Cassidy gave Munch a significant look.
"I would have thought that an attractive lad such as yourself wouldn't have to resort to such cheap tricks. Is that why you asked me to watch this sorry excuse for a film with you, just to get into my pants?"
"Maybe." Brian answered.
Munch pulled Cassidy closer and replied. "Well you should have said something earlier, we could have saved valuable time."