Sonic : Lengend of the lost lamp

Sonic woke up one night...

Sonic woke up next to Penis licker.

(earlier that week he found out he was gay)

"Dump Shit is back, there is a disturbance in the force"

"If he is back, then he is more powerfull than ever!"'

"More ugly then ever you mean!hahaha!"

Suddenly Shit Eater came in quickly.

"Dump Shit is back, he has killed Slut Slut and Bitch Cock !"

"Frelll" yelled SpeedyOne

At that moment Shit Eater dropped dead on the floor, a stick sticked out from her back..Her soft eyes showed she had died peacefully in her sleep.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!" said our hero.

"Nooooooooooooo!" He repeated, in an upset tone of voice.

"She was my friend, I am very upset!"

"There there, Sonic." Penis licker patted Sonic T Hedgehog on the back.

"Thanks, thats better :)"

"Look! She has something in her hand!"

Inside was a secret encrypted, coded note:

"The gideons bible emerges from the troute as the ming vase of darkness returns."

"This must be a clue!"

"lets go!"

Arriving at the mysterious shack, SpeedyOne found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in crayon.

"Its dangerious!" said Penis licker who as usually was hiding behind Sonic T Hedgehog. SpeedyOne carefully manuvred into the shack and on his tiptoes and went forward. The floorboards beneath his feet croaked and Sonic could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the Penis laid. Right there for his taking.

But Sonic T Hedgehog was clever. Sonic T Hedgehog knew it was a trap!

So Sonic said to Penis licker, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."

And Penis licker was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"

sneakly ran backwards and let him to do the taking. SpeedyOne knew that if it was a trap, Penis licker would be triggering it. And then Dump Shit would get him, but not him. Sonic T Hedgehog knew Penis licker wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for him. He always said that.

But forutnately when Penis licker grabbed the Penis, nothing happened. Except they were cowardly attacked by lackys's!

They ran into the shack and launched shurikons at them, but they managed the evade them quite well (by using the table as a ram and driving them to the door).

They told them they weren't the people they were looking for so they left.

But now with the Penis in their hands, they could take Dump Shit straight on!

So they defeated Dump Shit and everyone was satisfied!

Dump Shit: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm indestructable!

Ruby: No No, back into your casket!

Dump Shit: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!

Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!

Ruby: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!

Dump Shit: Well I'm gonna steal your cake!

Ruby: Noooo! Where will I get my sugar high from now?!

Dump Shit: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!

Ruby: woa is , life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell cruel world!

Penis licker: chotto mate-ah!

Dump Shit: huh ;^_^;

Shit Eater: domo desu-ka _ ?

Ruby: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!

Penis licker: well, I want you, how about that?

Penis licker winked at Ruby, but .

But Shit Eater was all hot 'n that, Ruby thought. So Ruby pecked Shit Eater on her cheek and winked longingly at her.

Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?.

Dump Shit: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!

The End

... What the fuck did i just read?