Haha! I'm back! With a gift for Valentine's Day! 3

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron belong to Nickelodeon.


Jimmy was just sitting on the couch in the living room, eating popcorn while watching the newest episode of his favorite television show when the doorbell rang. Not once, but various times, over and over again. Clearly the person on the other side of the door was upset.

He went to the door and opened it, surprised when a blonde tornado stomped into the room with a very severe expression.

"Neutron…" She started off sweetly, "Just what did you tell Mr. Swanson to make us debate partners?"

"What? We are?" He asked, closing the door behind him.

"Don't play ignorant with me Mr. Clueless! You told him that you wanted to be my partner, and now I'm stuck with the biggest egomaniac in school!"

Determined not to let Cindy's anger catch on, Jimmy sat back down on the couch and put his feet on the table, looking very much like the definition of relaxed. "Well for your information, Ms. Student Body-Head Cheerleader-Actress, I had nothing to do with the coach's decision. I may have joked about the idea—"

"There!" She interrupted a finger pointing straight at him, "You gave him the idea, now Jessica is with Bolbi, and you and I have to go the next month arguing with each other instead of our opponents."

"That's always a possibility. But let me ask you, Vortex. How is this a bad thing? You and I are the most accomplished debaters. Our combined talents could make us an invincible team."

If he thought she looked upset before, now her face was bright red with the effort she was making to yell at him. But at least she took a seat next to him to be at eye level. "That's not the point!"

"Then what is the point?" Unconsciously, Jimmy moved closer to her on the couch.

"The point, Neutron, is that you are going behind my back to make me look bad, and I'm not gonna take it!" Cindy did the same.

"How? Am I bribing the teacher someway to make you yell at me right now? Because I can assure you that this argument is at the bottom of wish list."

They both got a little closer.

"Well, I certainly don't want to have this conversation with you either! Especially if you treat me like an idiot!"

"If you don't like talking to me then why don't you leave?"

"Is that what you want?"

Even closer, now they could feel the heat of the others' breath on their faces as they yelled at each other.

"No!" He suddenly stopped and a change came over his eyes as he brought his voice down to normal level to say, "I want to do this."

Before she could even begin to guess what he meant, he pulled her in by her waist and roughly planted his lips against hers.

The kiss started out feral and with movement not only limited to their mouths. And when the desperation finally left the kiss and they had to pull up for air the two were intertwined on the couch, with Jimmy pinning her down. Now they went from gasping between shouts, to gasping between increasingly gentler kisses, with smooth caresses on the others back in between.

"Jimmy, what—Oh..." Judy stormed into the room, worried when the shouting had stopped between the two, only to find Cindy trapped under Jimmy, looking up with a wide-eyed stare.

"Yes, mom?"

"Nothing… I was just… cleaning."

Then Hugh ran in, looking around curiously until he spotted the two on the couch. "What happened? Why did they stop shouting today?"

"No reason, Hugh." Judy turned her husband by the shoulders, looking back to wink at the pair for a moment before they passed the doorway. "Those two were just going upstairs to finish their business privately."

Silence took over the room, and they both decided to look at anything else except each other (which was difficult since they really hadn't moved since Jimmy's parents came in the room). Ultimately, it was Jimmy who broke the silence, with a silly grin spreading over cheeks.

"So… do you want to finish discussing the issue upstairs?"

"…Well, I don't think I've made my point clear yet just yet…"


Editing is lacking, so sorry, but I wanted to give a gift to my newfound readers: Oodles! I don't know if I will ever make another multi-chapter piece for Jimmy Neutron, but in order to dispel any other little ideas I get, I made a Jimmy Neutron version of Oodles. It will have sporadic updates but will all center around our favorite JN couple! Happy Valentine's Day, my dears!