PLAYSTATION

ALL-STARS

BATTLE ROYALE

Episode 8

Return of the ALL-STARS

((Good news everyone, all of my exams are finally over and you know what that means? MORE STORIES ON PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS BATTLE ROYALE!))

All-Stars: HOORAY! (The All-Stars clap and cheer)

Me: I'm sorry All-Stars for not writing any stories on you guys for quite some time.

Nathan Drake: Don't worry about it, you were busy with exams. Oh also good job, I hope you did well.

Cole: No need to apologize man. Your exams were more important but you should be glad that they're over.

Parappa: I hope you believed in yourself whilst taking those exams.

Spike: And also making sure that no monkeys ruined them.

Nariko: I hope you had the true strength to pass your trials and prove yourself worthy.

Dante: Great job man. I'm sure you did fine in your exams.

Jak: Good going Jared. Keep up the good work.

Daxter: That's right, Jared is the man

Clank: Indeed Daxter, Jared is defiantly the man

Ratchet: Don't forget the 05. But anyway congratulations to you

Sweet Tooth: You guys are wrong. Jared you should've cheated on your exams. That's how I-

(Sweet Tooth gets slapped on the head by Kratos)

Kratos: Shut up fool. This mortal is a true titan for completing his trials. He would never cheat.

Evil Cole: You idiots never learn. Jared you are weak and pathetic, there is no way you could-

(Cole Macgrath hits Evil Cole many times with his Amp to knock him out)

Cole: I've had enough of my evil self. Sorry about that Jared.

Toro: Well done, I hope you did well. (Toro jumps up and down with his paws in the air)

Kuro: Me too

Sackboy opens his PopIt to reveal a gold medal with its text saying #1

Big Daddy groans and does a small clap

Little Sister: Well done...you're smart

Raiden: Good job. Keep putting in the good work

Heihachi: I don't like complementing people but I guess congratulations is an order

Fat Princess: You should celebrate with lots of cake. I'll give you a small decent amount whereas I'll have the whole thing.

Sly Cooper: If you keep doing what you're doing, then probably someday you'll make a good thief and treasure hunter. Even better than Nathan.

Nathan: Hey! I'm as good as you are you know!

Sly Cooper: I'm just teasing you Nate, don't take it so seriously

Radec: Helghan and I have put our high hopes on you. We have determined you will lead to victory in your exams.

Emmett: Now that all your exams are over you can just relax and write more stories on us. Good job.

Kat: Well done Jared. I'm sure you did great in your exams, right Dusty?

Dusty meows happily

Kat: See even Dusty agrees. Keep putting in the good effort and hard work.

Zeus: I see you have potential mortal. As a god I can tell you'll succeed in your future

Isaac: You have every right to succeed Jared. You are after all a hard working person.

Sir Daniel: I have high hopes for you Jared, you do actually have potential. You are a true hero for fighting well in your exams. You should be a member of the Hall of Heroes and be remembered as JaredTheMan05

Polygon Man: I don't usually congratulate anyone for whatever they accomplish. But with you on the other hand, I must do so. You worked extremely hard to succeed, you deserve every credit.

Me: Thank you everyone. I really appreciate all the nice comments you gave me

Toro: That's not the only thing we've done for you

Me: What do you mean?

Toro: Sackboy lets show him.

Sackboy and Toro open up a huge poster to reveal the two words in huge text:

CONGRATULATIONS JARED!

Me: Aww thanks you two

Kat: Hey Jared, how do exams work?

Me: Exams are just meant to test your knowledge and skills in a particular subject

Kat: What kind of exams are there?

Me: Written exams, multiple choice and especially course works which are suited mainly for creative subjects.

Parappa: So what kind of subjects did you take? Did you do dancing and singing?

Me: No

Kat: Using powers to defy gravity?

Dusty meows in confusion

Me: No, the subjects I took were-

Kratos: Gladiator fighting

Sweet Tooth: Major destruction

Fat Princess: Eating cake

Sly Cooper: Stealing artefacts

Radec: Rifle shooting

Nathan: Treasure hunting

Big Daddy groans

Little Sister: sweets and lollies

Toro: Becoming human

Jak: Studying on ECO

Daxter: Hitting on cute girls

Cole: Uuhh...Maths?

Heihachi: Kung Fu, Karate

Ratchet: Building gadgets

Clank: Building robots

Spike: Catching monkeys

Dante: Talking to hot girls

Sackboy puts up a speech bubble saying "Creating"

Evil Cole: Nothing because you're weak

Me and Cole knock out Evil Cole again because of his insults.

Me: Thanks Cole, I hate your other self, no offense

Cole: None taken

Raiden: Fixing war machines

Nariko: Sword fighting

Sir Daniel: Becoming a hero

Emmett: Deploying buildings

Isaac: Unitology

Zeus: History of the gods

Polygon Man: Destroying the All-Stars. Uhh I mean writing stories

Me: None of the above

Polygon Man: Then what is it then?

Me: Computer Science, Graphics Design and Photography

Polygon Man: That sounds like an interesting mix

Parappa: Yeah they sound creative

Sackboy agrees by nodding his head.

Me: Not only creative but also technical

Parappa: That sounds cool

Clank: That sounds exciting

Ratchet: What are you going to use those subjects for?

Me: Good question. I'm hoping to use those subjects as skills for the job I want to do later in life.

Jak: And what's that?

Me: I want to become a Game Director or Game Designer.

Jak: Sounds worth going for. After all you did say you want to use those subjects as skills for the job you want to do.

Emmett: You should go for it Jared if that's what you want to do

Isaac: Have you thought about what your first game should be?

Me: I do, I'm making my characters for it but I need to figure out what my world and storyline should be.

Nariko: Would you like to talk about the characters you made to us?

Dante: Yeah go on Jared. Are they girls?

Zeus: Are they cute?

Dante: Do they like demon hunters like me?

Zeus: Do they like me, the king of the gods?

Daxter: Do they like ottsels like me?

Jak: Whoa take an easy there Dax

Kuro: Do these girls like cats like me? I'm sure every girl loves cats.

Kuro gets slapped on the back of the head by Toro looking ashamed.

Kuro: What was that for?

Toro: For being disrespectful to Jared and his characters. I'm very sorry Jared.

Me: It's okay Toro and yes I made two female characters. One I'm still working on and the other is the main character of her game

Nariko: What is her name?

Me: Isabel. She is a warrior who is able to transform her swords and armour into any other kinds of swords and armour to help her win against any forces of evil.

Nariko: That's an interesting character. Will we get to see her?

Kat: Yeah will we? She sounds really cool.

Dusty: Meow

Kat: Even Dusty agrees

Me: It sounds tempting but I think it's best not to

Zeus, Dante, Daxter, Kuro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kat: Oh, why not?

Me: Well I'd have to think of a rival for her and give some connections plus I'd have to think of a way to bring her in, I don't think the readers will want that. There will be more characters from games that people will want so it is best to keep it that way.

Nariko: That's a shame, I would've like to have a few battles with her

Kat: Me as well except I just want to hang out with her.

Radec: Jared I'd personally recommend you bring her in. I want to test how much of a worthy opponent she is.

Kratos: I agree, I want to test this mortals strength. I want to know if she can beat me the God of War

Zeus: Now hold on a second Kratos you shouldn't think about going rough with her. I wouldn't actually mind losing to this cute mortal.

Radec and Kratos glared at Zeus with confusion and disgust.

Nariko (whispers): I think it's also best not to bring her in Jared because of Zeus being a pervert.

Me (Whispers): Good point

Zeus: What were you two talking about?

Me: Never mind Zeus it's not that important

Raiden: So she's a swordsman or knight rather, right?

Me: You can say something like that I suppose

Raiden: I guess it would've been interesting if I fought against her

Little Sister: Isabel...she sounds nice...right Mr Bubbles

Big Daddy groans and nods his head agreeing with Little Sister.

Heihachi: Her strength can't compare with mine

Me: How would you know Heihachi? She could be much more stringer than you are so I'd watch your mouth if I was you

Heihachi lets out a small grunt.

Sir Daniel: It would've been nice to meet another knight willing to fight for justice and get rid of all evil

Me: Yeah you two do have something in common, which reminds me. I told her all about you.

Sir Daniel: Re...really. What did she say? Oh wait if you've told her everything about me then she'll think of me as a coward and not a hero

Me: Actually she doesn't. She hopes to see you sometime. She wants to know more about you

Sir Daniel: Th...that's amazing. I look forward to seeing her.

Zeus, Dante, Daxter, Kuro: WHAT?! Why would she be interested to meet Sir Daniel. Does she love him or something?

Me: No she doesn't love him, she admires his heroics and plus Sir Daniel already has Kiya.

Sir Daniel: I love Kiya more than any other girl I would meet. She means a lot to me.

Kat: Aww that's cute

Rest of the All-Stars: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT US, WILL SHE SEE US?

Me: Yes, yes, yes alright. I'll be sure to tell her about the rest of you and maybe she'll see all of you.

Rest of the All-Stars: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Me: Oh yeah I remembered something. Hey Cole!

Cole: Yeah Jared?

Me: I remembered how you went to college but dropped out of it. Why's that?

Cole: I really don't want to talk about it.

Me: Bad grades?

Cole: Uuuuhhh

Pupuru: Sorry to break up your good conversation but haven't you got a story to get on with? I really want to help the All-Stars

Neptune: Me too

Pupuru: Wait who are y-

Me: Oh yes of course. Thanks for reminding me Pupuru. Now that my exams are over I can continue writing more stories. Plus I'm doing something special for the readers. Since its summer and time for relaxation I'm going to make a summer special episode. I'm not going to describe all of it now but when I make the story I will.

Zeus, Dante, Daxter, Kuro: Will there be lots of girls there?

Me: (Sigh) Yes

Zeus, Dante, Daxter, Kuro: Then we defiantly can't wait for that episode to come

Me: Oh one more thing I'm sorry to all of you readers that I haven't done stories for a long time because of the exams but I'm going to get back on track and write more stories. So thanks a lot to those who really like this and I'll update more stories soon. Speak to you all later :)