notes from music-O.K... First attempt at a Naruto fan fiction so go easy on me..ne? in this story, Naruto has a fourteen year old sister, and is trying to get his crush, Sasuke, to notice him. Oh, his sister is a kick ass, yaoi fan girl to, and it starts out in her point f view to kick it off then we focus on Naruto and then, dose Shikamaru have a equally hot boyfriend? Dose Neji prove that he can get even sexier? Do Sasuke and Naruto get together? And are any of the chicks useful? if you answered no to any of these questions, then I do not own Naruto, but I will when I rule the world so just wait.

Chapter 1

NiNi p.o.v

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ~groans~ BEEP BEEP BEEP

I slowly rose my fist and brought it down...HARD...on my alarm clock, and instantly a loud crack fills the room.

"whoops..there goes another one..." I groaned out. Just as I laid my head down to go back to sleep I remembered what happened to the last kid who was late to Gai-sensei's class,With a shudder,I bolted up and ran to the bathroom. "Ten ten, Temari, get your lazy asses out of bed, unless you want to run 100 extra laps!" A very satisfied smirk crossed my face as they jumped out of bed faster than you could blink.

Three minuets latter, which, by the way, is not my personal best for getting ready, I was out of the bathroom, heading to gym, and eating a apple.

As i was running down the hall,Ten ten, and Temari close behind, I saw an oh so familiar mop of blond, spiky hair.

"Naruto onii-chan wait up!," the said person stops and turns around to see me running towards him, and then gives an almost painful smile.

"Hurry up imoto-chan!" he said as running, not paying attention to were he was going what so ever.

"Nii-chan watch out for th-" BAM! "door, ouch that had to hurt."

"Ya, it might have killed the very few brain cells he had left" an all to familiar voice says off to the side.

"SHUT UP YOU... YOU TEME!'' I could only laugh at the pathetic reply.

"Hi, papa Sasu!" you see all of my friends I call them a member of a family, Theirs Sasuke, hes the dad, Naruto may be my brother, but hes the mom, then theirs Haku, hes the brother with Zabuza, the brother- in-law,and I'll introduce them and the rest latter as we go on.

"Hi there my cute little daughter that I had no idea that me and Naruto had."

"ya the rest of your children are fucked up little things."

"Says the one that has 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts' for their ring tone." I hear Naruto reply.

"Nope that's only Tunada-baachans ring tone, Yours is the one I recorded of you singing 'I want ramen' in the shower, and you should really lock the door." You should have seen his face, PRICELESS! I even had Sasuke laughing.

"but don't feel bad Haku-niichans is 'dude looks like a lady'."by the end of our conversation, we were inside the gym lining up.

"All right my youthful students, today's objective is doge ball, Teams are Naruto, Sasuke, Haku, Zabuza, Ten ten, Temari, Garra, Neji, and Shikamaru the team captain would be none other than our second top youthful student in the gym, Natsumi!" Yep that's me Natsumi Uzumaki!

"Opposing team will be Sakura, Karin, Tsuchi Kin, Tayuya, Kinuta Dosu, Yakushi Kabuto, Ukon, Sakon, Guren, and the team captain would be none other than our best student and the most youthful Rock Lee." Then he did his famous move were he closes his eye, dose the thumbs up, smiles, and his tooth dose that weird in-human shine thing. Then again, none of us are human. Konohagakure High School is for "Monsters". We're not really monsters tho, just miss understood you humans are always afraid of what you don't understand. By the way, twilight was way off. Only the non purebreds shine in the sun, The rest of us just get a really bad sun burn cuz' were really pale. Well duh you already new that. Now let me tell You all what we are in order of who you meet:

Temari is a Alicanto, Alicanto should not be confused with the Alicante.

Ten ten is a Apsaras.

Naruto is a half demon.

Sasuke is a vampier lord, highest rank.

Zabuza and haku are nature spirits, even tho Zabuza dosn't act like one.

Gia is a well uhhhh tree spirit. the green shows it.

Garra is a sand wit- I mean warlock (hehe hes totally a witch HA don't tell him i said that.)

Neji is a well... I don't know, hummmmm, I'll get back to you on that.

Shikamaru is a Lubber fiend even tho he sucks at it, him and his lazzy ass.

Sakura is a Sarugami, Sarugami, NOT shinigami!

Karin is a Shōjō.

Tsuchi Kin is a Shuten-dōji.

Tayuya is a sound spirit.

Kinuta Dosu is a Tsuchigumo.

Yakushi Kabuto is a Tsurube-otoshi.

Ukon is a Gashadokuro

Sakon is a water imp.

Guren is a forest spirit gone bad. there supposed to bring people good luck if you see one in its true form while travailing through the forest but he cases mischief, since were all learning to live like humans and learn how to do our job properly, we attend this school. Oh, Rock lee, hes a tree imp, thers a difference. Now that your up to date let us get the doge ball game started...We win. (a/n haha nope sorry don't feel like writing a doge ball scene, maybe I'll make it a special latter on.) Oh ya Sakura got a face full of rubber to! Now then on with classes...yay...~insert sarcasm here~ Tune in next time to meet new characters and see what happen while every one (including me) went through during classes.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sasunaru~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Notes from Music: Ok that was hard, pleases go easy on me but if you find something let me know so i can fix it. OH and tell me if you want to see a mythical creature in here, you can even tell me what character you want to be that mythical creature. Well it is 4:12 am so i'm going to bed

Nini: Did i do good?

Music:yep good girl, and when did you record naruto?

Nini: after the new years party

Music: ahh... that was fun.

Every body: Review if you want to read about what happen in the doge ball game.

Remember, the only thing i own is my pin name and the idea. The list of creatures is here if you don't know them. .org/wiki/List_of_legendary_creatures