Summary: Alfred and Matthew go to the Justin Beaver movie Never Say Never. They are not impressed. Requested by my dear cousin Missy.

Never Say Never Say Never

-OneShot-

Matthew patted Alfred's back awkwardly as his brother vomited into the trashcan. He could have sworn Alfred's face was green.

"How could you make me see that with you?" Alfred demanded when he was finished vomiting up the popcorn and candy he had bought at the beginning of the movie. Matthew just sighed.

"I didn't know it would be that bad." He whispered, looking at his feet.

"You still didn't have to bring me along to that abomination!"

"It wasn't THAT bad."

"Dude- there was a five minute hair flipping scene! I could practically see the hair gel slowly flying off his hair. Or maybe it was sweat, but either way it was disgusting!" Alfred said. "Anyway he's way to young to have a movie about his life! Isn't he only twelve or something?"

"I thought he was fourteen…"

"Whatever! It doesn't matter, lets just get out of here."

"It was creepy that more the half the audience where middle age adults." Matthew murmured, shuddering at the memory of all the over weight adults belting out the lyrics to some of Justin's 'hits.'

"I think it was more creepy that some of them started crying when he said, 'Don't take my childhood away.' That was just pathetic."

"At least it was funny when he got mauled by his rabid fans on a segway…"

"That was funny!"

Kitty- This OneShot was requested by my 11 years old cousin Missy for his birthday awhile back. Lets just say his sister, my other cousin, forced him to go see it with her. He was not impressed. In fact a week after he told me he had a nightmare about it…. poor Missy… oh yeah. Missy's a guy just to let you know. Soulless Ghosty nicknamed him that a few years back.

Anyway I am still taking requests. I will be till August 31st, which is the first day of school. The requests that I've already gotten will be posted on August 5th. The reason I posted this one today was because Missy is here and is watching over my shoulder as I type this Authors note… yup… Missy says 'Hello.'

Thank you for reading.

P.s. Missy is telling me to tell you lovely readers to review… but not to flame. He also says 'lol's the Authors note is almost as long as the actual story!' …. I'm really sorry about that…