Here is the first story of the miniseries I created with my cousin while babysitting. I am trying my best to keep the humor like it was when we acted it out, so if you don't like it, please pretend. Just kidding, it's the effort that counts, right?

A little bit of info: The cast is for this particular tale, so cast will change often. There will be guest stars from time to time using other random toys of my cousin's. The cast list will also explain what torso the character has.

I do not Harry Potter or Lego, just so you know.

Cast:

Harry Potter (Hogwarts Uniform)

Ron Weasley (Hogwarts Uniform)

Hermione Granger (Hogwarts Uniform)

Draco Malfoy (Hogwarts Uniform)

Albus Dumbledore (Light Blue Robe)

Hagrid (Brown Coat)

Filius Flitwick (Black Robe)

Lord Voldemort (Black Robe with Cape)

Severus Snape (Black Robe with Cape)

Minerva McGonagall (Green Dress, Green Cape, Green Hat)

Special Guest Star: Pikachu

Shocks and Missing Parts

The bell had just rung, signaling the start of class. The Trio was in Care of Magical Creatures class out near Hagrid's hut.

"Today, we're gonna study a very rare creature, the Pikachu. Can anyone explain what a Pikachu is?" Harry raised his hand. He remembered stealing Dudley's Pokémon cards and, by far, Pikachu was his favorite. "Harry?"

"A Pikachu is an electric-type mouse species of Pokémon that can store and release lightening from its cheeks. "

"That, er, is correct," Hagrid said, confused that Harry knew and answered a question that Hermione didn't know.

Everyone else was confused as well because Harry Potter never answers question. Hermione's jaw was open. She really didn't know much about what a Pikachu was. Sure she heard of Pokémon, but she passed it off as silly. She never knew Pokémon actually existed.

Ron, however, was confused for another reason. "What's a Pokémon?" The Slytherins wanted to know this as well.

"Pokémon is a popular Muggle trading card game. The name is short for Pocket Monsters. The cards are like the Chocolate Frog cards of the Muggle world. Collectors use the cards to engage in 'duels' and see which will become the Ultimate Pokémon Trainer."

Everyone accepted this explanation from Harry but Malfoy. He looked disgusted at learning a useless fact about Muggle pop culture. "Sounds stupid, and I bet this Pika-thing is too."

What Draco Malfoy didn't realize, as he called the Pikachu stupid, a giant yellow mouse crept behind him and looked very angry. The mouse scrunched its face and cried, "Pi-ka-CHUUUUUUU!" Lightening shot out of its red cheeks and hit Malfoy. He flew a very long distance into a tree deep into the Forbidden Forest. He had black burn marks all over his pale body. He moaned and tried to get down but then he realized he had no legs.

Back at the scene, everyone stared in shock at what just happened. A pair of trouser-covered Lego was all that was left of Malfoy. Students stared fleeing the site in terror, getting some minor shocks from the Pikachu.

The Trio, however, stayed behind to help Hagrid cage the monster. The attempts were futile as all were becoming lightheaded from being hit with lightening numerous times. All went downhill when Hermione was shot with a huge bolt of electricity. She flew backwards and hit a tree. She had the wind knocked out her and was about to get up when she realized she was missing her left hand. She screamed an ear-splitting shriek and started to cry.

"How am I supposed to finish my homework? How am I supposed to wave my wand? How am I…?" She continued sobbing like this when Ron finally noticed something.

"Hermione, aren't you right-handed? You lost your left."

She looked down and saw Ron was right. "Oh."

Harry, throughout that scene, was looking at the Pikachu in awe. He never knew his favorite game when he was young was real. He felt like jumping in excitement, but he had paid enough attention to know not to upset the angry Pokémon even more. He decided to cautiously approach when Hagrid yelled not to touch it.

At this point, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, and Flitwick arrived after several students were seen running and screaming toward their common rooms. All but Dumbledore received shocks when they got close. Flitwick got the worst of it as he was closest. "!" He flew and hit the greenhouses and stayed there, too scared to get close again.

"Pikachu, I choose you!" Dumbledore ran excitedly toward Pikachu. Pikachu smiled and hugged the old man.

"What? Huh?" McGonagall stammered. "This thing knows you?" Pikachu glared at the Transfiguration professor.

"It does indeed. He is my starter Pokémon from long ago. In my first life, I was known as Ash Ketchum. You all know me as I am in my second life. I will begin my third life when I die. I will become someone new."

Everyone was silent until Snape asked, "How do you know you have other lives?"

"I don't know. I just do."

As this was being digested, someone else arrived on the site. Lord Voldemort strutted toward Dumbledore, until he stepped on a hand.

"Eww, a hand from a Mudblood."

Hermione, who had calmed down, marched up to Voldemort, slapped him, and reclaimed her hand. She slapped him again and went back to the tree with a stunned Ron.

"Bloody hell, Hermione! That was awesome! Wanna snog?"

"Hell yeah!"

Ron and Hermione got down to their business and Voldemort restarted his.

"Give me the Pikachu, Dumbledore, or I will have to use force!"

"No, Tom, or should I say Team Rocket?"

"That was my past life. Now I am the most feared wizard ever!"

Harry was most confused. First, it was Dumbledore/Ash, then Ron and Hermione (don't get him wrong, but he knew it was bound to happen), and now Voldemort/Team Rocket. His childhood game was now mixing with his reality. Suddenly, Harry had a question.

"How can you be both Jessie and James? Where's Meowth?"

"Don't know and don't know. Now shut up, Potter, before I attempt to kill you…again. I need the Pikachu!"

"Pi-ka-CHUUUUUU!" Voldemort was blasted full strength and was blasted off Hogwarts grounds.

"Good boy, Pikachu! Now I have to redo the wards, but then we can go catch some Pokémon!" He bounced off toward the school.

McGonagall and Snape followed, slightly wary. Ron and Hermione were still snogging, Hagrid went back to his hut, and Harry, well, he fainted from sheer shock and total confusion.

"Hello? Anyone help me? I'm missing my legs and I'm in a tree!" Malfoy called for the past hour. "Hello?" He laid his head against the branch and cried.

You probably just got done and are probably thinking 'What the Hell?'. I'm just as confused as you are. I must have been high or something when I acted this out with my ten-year-old cousin. I will update this frequently because I play with Legos quite often.

One thing, I just realized we still haven't found Hermione's hand…unlike the story.