A/N: this is my firest story that will have multiple chapters so please enjoy!
chapter 1
so one day kanji was all like "man", "im tired and bored" he sais. but then somebody knocked on the door and was like "hey open this door?" so he opened the doro and it was buill o reily on the carpet! so he was like "man" again and bill o reily was like "get in the car man" so he did and but kanji was was like "hey man im not gay so dont suck my dsick okay" and bill o reliy was like "fuckin thing sucks" he said puonding at the car. then they they got in the car vrooom but then there was a thump and they got out the car and chie was crushed under the car and bleeding and stuff and bill was like "oh man my tires gone flat!" and hi mom. but kanji was like "no wait i have an idea i can fix this" and then he turned into a tire! he replaced the flat tired with himself and they sped off again, leaving chie in the dust. so bill turned on his radio and some awesome jams (thomas' song!) when the find themselves in the desert where they meet a snake wait no they dont thats dumb they decide to turn around anf go to spavce instead the moon and stuff and teddies there and hes like "hey guys" and bill o reilyy is like "what the hell is this" and kanjis like "dide i got no idea". so kanji punches him out and loots his body which is filled with ice cream and ponies. so bill o reilly got on an pomy and rode a pretty rainbow back to earth cuz it was hard to breathe on the moon. kanji also goes back to eather, on a giant bowl of deeeelicious ice cream. YUM but when they got back the world was ruled by evil bad people and so bill o realy and kanji were like "dude we gotta save the world but ice cream first" and bill o reily and kanji had ice cream together and stuff. kanji's not gay. after they ate ice creamu (in a straight way) they ride their ponis and ice cream to the evil bad place and yukiko was there but didnt do a damn thing and nobody ever saw her again. yosuke also showed op this time with an awesome anime in his hand and a moustache too. awesome and he and kanji and bill o reily all went to get tattoos on their foreheads but the evil bad men stoped them cause theyre evil and bad and stuff and the evil bad man in the middle took his his mask and gasp! and they fought and then in the middle of the time they were fighteing funky sturdent showes up and punches all the bad guys and asks them trivia questions. they get all the questions and then all of the bad guys, they die. yes, all of them. kanji isnt gay but bill o reily is and he started to take out his boombox and play some phat beats and yosuke breakdanced with his moustache. but disaster struck and the music stopped and the ghost of chiae was like "im gonna kill you for killin me" but then they all tell her to go away because nobody likes her and so she does and the disaster was over. bill o reily he did stuff while kanji sat down ate a sandwich yum yukiko shows up and does nothing again yosuke dies and they take his awesome anime and they bury him somewhere and on his tombstone it says had an anime on it that was awesome but they took it. fox comes and barks "bark bark" and bill o reily is like "fuck" and knaji is like "the evil bad men are still alive somehow!" and bill o reily is like "double fuck" so they go back to ajerbajer the desert and funky students on the pyramid and he fires fireworks and everyones like "yay funky strident" but then adachi shows up for some dumb reason no one cares about him and hes jealous so he gets himself a pimpin car and rides off into the sunset with fox "bark bark" he says. kanji was like "funky student sing us a song" so he did and put it on itunes. bill o reily was rich so he bought it for kanji and kanji was happy but he wasnt gay. yosukes ghost walks up behind janki and says "its ok to be gay" and kanji says "i boutgh that on oitunes too" and yosukes ghost gives a thumbs up and fades away into the night. fuckin student cries. yukiko still doesnt do anything BUT JUTS THEN dojima shows up too and he s like "wheres" and he goes off to look for. kanji helps dojima and also salutes him and funkin stufent cries agin but this time bill o reily slaps him ands says "no" so funky stufnet does not cry anymore. dojima leaves. they soon realise they were not tin the desert, but rather an insane asylum wait no no no the wild wild west, they even had cowboy hats and stuff! except for dojima cuz he left.
to be continued!