Disclaimer: Fruits Basket is not mine. Otherwise I would be rich and Japanese.

The top 10 things I hate about Shigure Sohma by Akito Sohma:

10. He makes me laugh. I am the God of the Zodiac! I am not meant to laugh. Not only does he make me laugh though. He makes me giggle. How am I meant to keep up this pretence of being a man, if Momiji keeps on walking in on me giggling whenever Shigure is in a 2 feet radius of me and looks at me like I have grown an extra head?

9. He gets under my skin. He knows all the best ways to annoy me. All the best ways to make me want to smash my fist into the wall. And the worst thing is that I know he enjoys every second of it.

8. His grin. His stupid lopsided, childish grin, which sends my female heart into overtime whenever he uses it on me. I swear it beats so loudly that he can hear it, and with that dog hearing, who knows? But for my prides sake, I sincerely hope not.

7. His ridiculous friends. Him and his Mabudachi Trio. He always like to tell me stories about the 'good, old days' when he was in high school, with the Dragon and Snake. I don't mind Hatori, but Ayame? Sometimes I can't believe he's related to me.

6. His flirting with Ayame. Enough said.

6. Thinking about him made me write 6 twice. See what he does to my brain! Turns it into mush.

4. His bizarre obsession with high-school girls. He's 26, for goodness sake! Can you say paedophilic or what? And his song is annoyingly catchy, so when I start singing it, the maids think I'm a paedophile.

3. I was able to forgive him over the Ren incident. So I make him think that I haven't. He slept with the person I despise the most. The person I hate more than anything, and I am able to forgive him. It's not fair. I should make him beg and punish him. But I can't, and I hate him for it.

2. I can't get him out of my head. I'm addicted to him. He's everywhere, in my system, in my mind. He's poison and I can't find the antidote; I'm drowning in him.

1. He made me fall in love with him

Well guys, what do you think? This is my first Fruit Baskets fic, so please review. I know it kinda turned angsty at the end, which is typical Chandy writing.

Anyway please review :)