^ Jacob is at home...its his birthday and the pack is there...seth gets him a surprise that blows his mind (literaly)...
Jacob
Sam you better have got a big enough cake or else we'll all starve........
Sam
Jacob how could you think such a thing you should know me by now , we all eat like DOGS remember........
Seth
Ha Ha i get it, thats a good one why didn't i think of that but i suppose i got Jacob a head blowing present.......
Sam
I hope u didn't seth ! jacob will probably end up tearing off his clothes and running out of here on four paws.......
Jacob
hey!!! i have more self-control than that,you would agree that i have wayyy more self-control than most of us exspecially seth.......
Seth
I'll get better i just have to get used to it and then i'll show you guys how good i am at keeping my self-control exspecially when EDWARD is around us, right jac-ob.......
Jacob
The only reason i havn't killed that vampire yet is because of just REALLY pisses me off.......
Emily
Then go piss on a tree ! seriousy you guys stop BARKING LIKE DOGS, the guests will be arriving soon for the party so stop the fighting and say "HI" to a few people.......
Seth
Ha Ha i get that too........
Sam
Seriously whats wrong with you Seth did a CAT BANG YOU ON THE HEAD OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!
The guests start to pile in and seth would not stop nagging jacob to open his present
Jacob
Okay okay fine i'll open the god dam present , where is it seth???????
Seth
OH , rigth let me see ummmmm i think i left it in the car i'll just go get it so you can have your surprise.......
Seth goes to the car to get the present and bring it back to the living room
Seth
Okay jacob here it is i hope you like it because i sure do.......
Jacob
Okay here i go (deep breathe, deep breathe dont kill Seth if this ends badly)OMG YOU DIDN'T SETH.......
Seth
Oh but i did , i thought you would like it SURPRISE.......
Jacob
You bought be a PUPPY! its bad enough we're DOGS and then you go and buy another.......
Seth
Well, i didn't really buy him i found it at the side of the road and looked for an owner but no one would take him , and anyway i tought he would be a good mascot , don't you think.......
Jacob
Oh, that tells me how much you think of me and by the way it's a GIRL.............
Jacob let down the puppy and when he did the puppy ran into jacob's room.........
Seth
Don't worry i'll get her...........OH SHIT.,,..,
Sam
What now Seth....Did you r pants rip again.........
Seth
No! they did not ! but jacob you should come in here , and don't blow a hole in the roof or somthing like that.......
Jacob
Ok im coming what is it.............SHE DISTROYED MY NEW BIKING GEAR IM GOING TO KILL THAT DOG!!!!!!!
Sam
Relax jack come down don't shift no no no to late.......he's gone
Seth
ha! you were right he did storm out of here on four paws your psysic......
Sam
Hopless completly hopeless.......