Hey guys, Cardboard here, and kinda stoked about my first fanfic. I hope you read and review, tell what I did right and what I need to improve on, keep it positive please guys.
Disclaimer: This is pretty obvious guys...
A Series of Letters
Dear Smashers,
I, your host and organizer Master Hand, have noticed some behavioral and attitude problems amongst your number. However, I believe that this is due to high tension between you and your fellow combatants, so I decided to create this letter system, you will be able to write a letter to any other smasher of your choosing and say whatever you want. I may or may not show that letter to the desired recipient. Please use this system as a means of getting whatever ill thoughts plague you out of your system. I also warn you not to try and find out what other smashers have written in their letters, such attempts will be punished. I hope this system will help solve the many behavioral issues around the mansion, you are of course encouraged to take out any stress on opponents during a fight, but you may use this system for more personal or begrudging matters. Remember, my goal is to give you the best environment to train, live, and compete in possible.
Sincerely,
Master Hand
Dear Precious
HIYAH guys, Crazy here, so my little bro (ssshhhhhh) started some little postage service or something. I just watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, LOOOOOOOOOOVED it! Gollum was my favorite character of all time. I was in a good mood, so being the great, kind, and wonderful hand I am I decided to kidnap a mailman for my bro's new mail service
Then, instead of being APPRECIATIVE, my little bro started YELLING AT ME! I couldn't believe his audacity, he said something like "This is not a postal service yadda yadda yadda I'm not a hand I'm a big smelly **** **** pig ***** forked tongued **** with Oprah **** **** **** spooned tongue ***** **** **** with SOUP" (Yes, he actually said that about himself, do I ever lie?) Let me ask you something, WHAT KIND OF MAIL DOESN'T NEED A MAILMAN!? THAT'S RIGHT! NONE! I lose faith in the proud race of dismembered human body parts sometimes
From
THE AWESOME MAGNIFICENT ALL-POWERFUL BEAUTIFUL SEXY WISE PERFECT AND GODLY CRAZY HAND!
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So there you have it, my first fanfic, I read a lot on this website before, and only recently decided to create an account. I will update this fic daily, though I encourage you to request/suggest which smasher should send a letter to which smasher. I know I didn't give you guys much this first chapter, but I plan to go on with this for as long as possible