Disclaimer: I do not own code geass however copy right for this plot belongs to me.

Warning, a re-write of my badly written story.

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Chapter 1

One rule of being a hero is to stay far away from love, it's too much of a hassle protecting one person from the 'arch villain' that plague any good story. However my case is a little different, I am so in love with my arch enemy Zero that I can barely breath. His image alone sets me off into a lust induced frenzy.

Okay, who am I? Why do I have an archenemy? My name is Lancelot. I am a 'Super Hero', no I am not fucking joking. I am as serious as a heart attack. I have super strength and I can fly, I am however not indestructible I am just a fast healer. My partner is Tristan, yeah and he has the power to create lightening and he is indestructible. Together we are-

"Losers!" I turned from my Locker to see the unfriendly neighborhood bully approaching me. His hot and absolutely stunning boyfriend stood a good distance away from the football team captain. Said boyfriend was dressed in a short blue plaid skirt, a white collar shirt with a yellow sweater over it. He stood a good 5 foot seven inches. He had black hair and purple eyes and is on the list of people I want to fuck before I die.

"We are not Losers you asshole" I snapped only so I could look cool in front of Lelouch, I may love Zero but Lelouch was beautiful with black hair that stopped at his shoulders. He had large purple eyes that could see my soul. I would totally fucking bang him!

Gino pinched my arm reminding me not to show off and not to retaliate. On a normal day it would be easy. However today it would be difficult because Lelouch was staring at me. He had a smirk on his face, everyone knew he was a sadistic bastard. Vice president of the student council too and I am the stupid masochist that wants him hanging off my arm. "What he means is we don't want any trouble" Gino spoke up from my side. I rolled my eyes and moved my head so I could stare at Lelouch.

He also looked good- no amazing in a skirt, Lelouch is a cross dresser and he looked good doing it. I realized too late that the bastard had been speaking and I had been ignoring him. He gave me a punch to my gut.

I doubled over his hand slightly. He grabbed me by my shirt and slammed me into the locker.

Jesus it hurt! I wish I could fuck up his fucking face, instead I have to stand by useless and take this shit. Sometimes I wish I was the villain instead.

"Loser" I heard his words just as grabbed me by my collar and slammed me, back first into my Locker, he did it once more knocking the air out of me. For some reason no one bothered to beat up Gino. I was the one always getting my ass handed to me.

No Lelouch didn't run to my aid to help, he just stared at me with disgust and pity. I watched the meat head return to Lelouch side and sling an arm around his shoulder before he walked away.

I wanted to kill him, finally Gino spoke after coming out from behind the trashcan he had hid behind. Somewhere between that idiot punching me in the gut and slamming me into my locker, my 'Best friend' had ditched me. "He is such a dick, I would have helped. It just that-" I rose my hand in front of his face. Really I didn't want to hear his excuses today, I just want to be done with this hellhole known as high school.

I walked to my next class forgetting my books on purpose; I had bad luck as a human, I sat at the back of class and thought about my shitty high school life. Lunch came fast enough; my eyes remained across the room at the 'Cool table' where Lelouch was eating a salad beside his boyfriend, douchebag friends, Jeremiah's jock friends and the student council.

"You need to forget that bitch" Gino sighed beside me, I knew this talk well enough to quote him. It was the 'He's nothing but trouble' Talk. "Slut, I bet he's just that monster's Cum bag."

"No he isn't, I would so bang him. I am fucking jealous okay? Heroes get hot chicks in all the movies and yet I have not banged him yet. He probably thinks I am a major loser. " I ran a hand through my hair, I didn't feel so hungry anymore I felt frustrated and angry.

All I wanted was respect and adoration, was that too much to ask for? I hated my life, I wanted to be popular. I deserved a Lelouch of my very own by my side. It is not fair! I fucking save the world all the time and I get no respect.

Lelouch's purple eyes met mine for a minute and I could swear I would do just about anything He commanded. If I had a tail it would be wagging like crazy. "Dude don't jizz in your pants, I don't see what you see in him." Gino sighed shaking his head. He was one to talk, falling deeply in love with the girl with the weakest body in school. Kallen was just too much of a worry for me.

"So? Mind your own business, I can like whoever I want too like. What are you, Cecile?" I asked comparing him too our adopted 'Mother'.

"If I was you won't end up having a boner during lunch like you are doing now. The reason why girls don't like you is because you are a pig with only sex on your mind." Gino snapped.

"What are you a fag? Sprouting all this crap I would have thought you were on your period if I wasn't so sure you are a guy" I replied watching his cheeks heat up, He stood up and walked away. I sighed wanting to go after him but changing my mind after.

I sat there silently until my watch went off with a vibration on my wrist. It meant trouble; finally! I was almost too happy most of the time it was the Black knights causing trouble.

Britannia was the organization I was enlisted under this is my jurisdiction and I get a fucking load of money every month so my life is good. If I can just get Zero or Lelouch I would think I had died and I was in heaven.

I stood up and left the cafeteria just as the bell rang. I am fucking excited to do this, I could see Zero. He wore a mask like a masquerade ball mask, He has long black hair and glowing red eyes. His face always twisted in a smirk.

Dark purple spandex suit with a black utility belt round his small waist. He looked about 5 foot and five inches and He is so cute. A tiny super villain nemesis, still He is 'dangerous' and I use the term loosely. He is very smart and has telekinesis and He can charm just about anyone into falling for him. In danger his body releases a pheromone that makes you wanting to screw him.

I went into the closet and took off my blazer and white collar button up shirt. I pulled off my pants and stood there in my green spandex suit with the large 'L' at the centre of my chest. I locked the closet with the key I had stolen long ago for this purpose.

I was in the sky in less than a minute.

I looked to my watch where the GPRS was directing me to a small pharmacy in the middle of town. I flew there and spotted Tristan in his lame pink suit standing on thunder clouds in the air smirking.

The black knights captain appeared in my sight, He was fighting her. She had the power of fire so the fights always ended in a draw. She was his arch nemesis but I wasn't focused on that. My mask itches, If only I could fight crime without a mask. I sighed, feeling very depressed when I didn't see Zero. I almost wanted to pout but then I heard it. A screech of a car, Zero emerged from the car, He looked up to me and growled.

My love was here finally and now I felt motivated to 'play'.

"Don't you ever get tired of us foiling you?" I asked him. He shrugged his shoulders. He communicated telepathically.

"That's what you think you idiot" He smirked and floated up using his telekinesis. I grabbed him and pulled him into my chest in a hug before running my fingers through his hair. He struggled against me which was just making me hard. "What the hell do you think you are doing?"

"Shit" I growled just as I felt myself grow fully hard. I tried to rip his suit off; He was releasing those pheromones again!

"Let me go you creep!" I know that voice.