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Chapter 1
Ward schemes
Rose Potter finally cornered her father. "Dad, you said you would tell me when I graduated school. Well, I've graduated now, and I'm going for my transfiguration masters. So tell me, why did Mom divorce Uncle Ron?"
Harry sighed, and shook his head, "You know, I thought you'd have figured it out while you were still in school. But apparently the new ward scheme has fixed that particular problem."
Rose rolled her eyes, "Yeah, yeah, you know the wards were redone after you left. From what Mom says, you were the one who rebuilt them!"
Harry grinned, "Yes, yes I did. Well, one particular ward was very particular. And there was a rule at school that was actually based around that ward."
Rose grimaced, "I swear, it's like pulling teeth getting answers from you, Dad. Tell me already!"
Harry sighed, "Okay fine, ruin your father's fun. Well, the rule was simple, but confusing. It was actually the rule in the short Hogwarts sex education class, and it went like this. Don't do it. And if you do do it, don't get pregnant. If you get pregnant, it's your own fault. Especially if you're a boy."
Rose raised an eyebrow, "That…doesn't make much sense. Boys can't get pregnant."
Harry just smiled, "You'll figure it out." And then walked up to his study.
Two hours later, Harry burst out laughing as he heard his daughter scream, "Oh EWWWWW!"
Rose burst into the room shortly after, demanding, "Who else should I avoid?"
Harry ticked off his fingers, "Well, you know about Hugo, Scorpius is safe, but most people in Slytherin aren't. Oh, and your cousin Danielle."
Rose raised an eyebrow, "But isn't Danielle Uncle Fred's daughter?"
Harry nodded, "Yes, she is. Thing is, the ward worked even if one side decides against it halfway through. Danielle's mother still loved him though, so they're still together."
Rose wrinkled her nose, "Yeah no. I think I'm going to find some nice muggleborn to live with. Maybe a girl."
Harry nodded, "Whatever floats your boat, dear."