Me: Fuck it I'm doing this!
Wal-Mart
Sonic: We are at Wal-Mart helping out at a counter.
Shadow: But we will have to do what the other people say.
Silver: If they don't do it, they lose.
Blade: Sonic's up first.
5 min. later, Sonic was in a Wal-Mart employee uniform, and had a communicator in his ear.
The others were in a security room, with access to the cameras and a microphone.
Blade: You hear us Sonic?
Sonic gave a thumbs up to a nearby camera.
A female dog customer walked up to Sonic's aisle.
Shadow: How was your day...
Sonic: How was your day,
Shadow: Bitch.
Sonic looked down, while the other three were chuckling.
Sonic: Bitch.
The customer looked at Sonic.
Sonic started scanning.
Silver: Hey Sonic, the PA is broken and you NEED a price check.
The three hedgehogs were chuckling.
Sonic: God dammit, PRICE CHECK ON 7!
Silver: Call for the manager.
Sonic: LARRY I NEED A PRICE CHECK ON 7!
Customer: Why aren't you useing the P-
Sonic: It's broken, LARRY, I NEED A PRICE CHECK ON 7!
The three hedgehogs were laughing tears.
Sonic grabbed a 6 pack of aspharagus, which I don't know how to spell.
Sonic: PRICE CHECK ON ASPHARAGUS, ASPHARAGI!
Blade: Sonic, go find the manager now.
Sonic: Wait here okay.
Sonic zooms through the store.
Sonic: LARRY, PRICE CHECK ON 7! PRICE CHECK ON 7!
Sonic returned with the hedgehogs laughing.
Sonic: I forgot...Larry's off on the weekends.
Sonic passed.
Silver: Shadow's turn.
Sonic and Shadow flipped roles.
A sexy, female cat (not Blaze) came walking with a few items.
Sonic: Shadow, greet her like you would a princess.
Shadow gave a WTF face at a nearby camera. Then faced the lady.
Shadow: Hello, royal customer...
The three hedgehogs are laughing fits.
Shadow:...how was your afternoon in Wal-Mart?
Customer: Uhm...Okay...I suppose.
Shadow scanned her gallon of milk.
Silver: I don't think that scanned Shadow, scan it again.
Shadow slowly scanned it again.
Silver*gigglish*: Nope, try again.
Shadow scanned it again.
Silver: Keep scanning it buddy.
Shadow kept scanning the milk 99 times.
Customer: Uhh...what are you doing?
Shadow: Sometimes, the scanner gets stuck, so I got to make sure it scans.
25 scans later...
Shadow: Your total is $1,234.99.
Blade: But, it will be free...
Shadow: But, it will be free...
Blade: If you bang me in the bathroom right now.
Shadow: If you...uh...if...if...
Customer: If I what.
Shadow's pride was too much for him.
Shadow: If you bang me in the bathroom.
Blade: HOLY SHIT! HE SAID IT!
Sonic and Silver were dieing laughing.
Customer: I was thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend soon, so sure.
Blade: WHAT...THE...FUCK!
Shadow was walking off with the cat in his arm.
Shadow: So what you name?
Shadow wins.
Silver walked up to aisle 7 after Shadow's episode.
An old lady walked up to the aisle.
Sonic: Silver, isn't that your Gramma?
The others chuckling gave Silver the clue.
Silver: GRAMMA!?
The hedgehogs were laughing up so much that Shadow was actually laughing.
Customer: I'm not your gramma.
Silver: Oh sorry, thought you were.
Shadow: You have her sexiness.
Silver hesitated the sentence.
Silver: You...have...her sexiness.
The other were laughing.
Customer: Thank you. That's...kind...of you.
Silver scanned her coke.
Blade: Silver ,under the desk is a pack of mentos.
The other two were aweing in idea.
Blade: Grab it.
Silver did.
Blade: Open the bottle up.
Silver did, with a WTF face on the customer.
Blade: Open up the pack and insert them all in there.
Silver did. If you don't know what happens next, long story short...
Silver: Larry...Clean up aisle 7. Clean up aisle 7.
Silver wins.
Blade and Silver exchanged positions.
Sonic: Instead of having you do something, Blade, I had the store do a little something special for you.
Blade: What do you mean?
Sonic: You'll see, now.
Two random employees took a sign and put it in front of aisle 7.
The sign read: Blade the Hedgehog, Employee of the Month.
Above the text was an ugly baby pic of Blade.
The three hedgehogs laughed.
Blade: 1 dick shot for Sonic.
The three cracked up more.
A customer walked up. Unfortunately, Blade knew her.
Ensis: Blade, you work here?
Blade: Oh god, hi Ensis.
Sonic talked to the audience.
Sonic: For those who don't know, Ensis has a crush on Blade.
Shadow: Then...
Shadow takes the microphone.
Shadow: Hey Ensis, give me a blowie and this will be free.
Blade bit his lower lip while the others laughed.
Blade scanned all the items.
Shadow: Gotta say it.
Blade shook his head.
The other three awed in a come on!
Blade lost.
Score bored:
Sonic- 0 losses.
Shadow- 0 losses.
Silver- 0 losses.
Blade- 1 loss.