Hogwarts Rejection Letters- Annabella Style

by Annabella Lucy Nox

What if Harry refused to go to Hogwarts? Here is a series of oneshots of everyone's favorite boy who forgot how to die's letters of rejection to the magical school named after a pig's skin condition. Rated T for occasional bad language. Please Read and Review

1. Original 1

I do not own Harry Potter. I'm simply a girl who is bored. Enjoy. Plz R&R

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Dear stupid prankster,
Do you think I was born yesterday? I don't know how you trained that owl to deliver that letter nor I am amused by it. There is no such thing as magic. Everyone knows it just tricks and illusions. And even if this 'Hogwarts'(stupid name btw) does exist, I'm not going to the UK just to learn how to pull a rabbit out of a hat. Plus, I like school and I love my family and I'm not leaving that for a stupid school with a stupid name.
Screw you,
Harry Potter
P.S. If you try this again, I'm calling the cops. And also, I now live in America with my adopted family after my so-called relatives abandoned me in the middle of New York city when I was three.