Okay. So. The story behind this was I got drunk and decided to write a fic. This is the result. I thought it would be a funny, different kind of thing to publish, so here it is.
There is some talking about black people, killing everyone's family, ect... but it's nothing bad, I promise!
-Chelsea
Thsis is a jognlock story because john lock is so fckin cool and shit because Sherlock and join totes lov e each other and its so damn sweet that they care. So here is a story about what im talking about,.One day john was at work and Sherlock wasn't because damn son get a job. Sometimes he can be so lazh that sometimes your like da,nm everybody is dancing. And everyone was looking at the Sherlock cus he is so damn sexy. He is britsh and people love brithsh stuuff because they have hve that british accent and stuff ause that is so vdamn hortt. So john was at work and no one liked that vus sarah was there and ppl were likr don't touch jihn cusx he is Sherlock and that is toalyy awesome. They do it ad stuff. If I cound remember how to make that smily facr I woulf. ;0 "P- what ever, so jihn ad Sherlock kiss and thaT IS AWEOSAME CAUSE THAY ARE so dmn sexy together, whatever yhou wanna say about them is what you wanna say but t6our wrin if your answer isny jihnlock abd I will kill your abnd your intre family, jist kidimg I respectteveryone ship cuas otps and stuff. Any way so love johgnlock like thay like another because of gay stuufsss and fires are dangerous because they are fires and they fore stuff like housesa nd jihnlock is black because black pple are cool casue im white I guess it's a craker thing cause blacks are sweeeet john logr s Sherlock so much that it sis so awesome