My brother kind of forced me to write this . . . I still think it's kind of cute!
The great Gamabunta decides to give an allowance to his favourite son,
Gamakichi, who decides to give one dollar of that allowance to his younger brother Gamatatsu.
"What is this big brother?"
"Are you blind or something? This is money!"
"What's money?"
"You can trade with it to get awesome things. This here is a one dollar coin. Go crazy."
So Gamatatsu leaves for the day with his one dollar and returns in the evening to proudly show his big brother the fruits of his laborious trading.
"Look big brother! I traded in my one coin for two coins!"
"Bu those are quarters! It's only fifty cents!"
"Is that more, big brother?"
"What do you think, dipstick!"
"But two is bigger than one, isn't it?"
Gamakichi remained stunned in dumbfounded silence for the remainder of that day.