I unfortunatly don't own death note or ouran high school host club :'( sad right? I know... Hope you enjoy :D

"Must I wear this?" L sighed giving Light pleading eyes and scratching the back of his head.

"It's for the Kira investigation Ryuuzaki, if you want to blend in here, then yes, you're going to have to wear it. Besides, it was your idea to go under cover anyway."

L took the school uniform and both boys parted ways into different cubicles.

"Wow! Ryuuzaki, you look..."

"Comical, I know." The panda faced boy grunted forcing himself to somewhat enjoy the shoes.

Light chuckled "I was going to say handsome, but whatever floats your boat."

"No, put that leg in there!"

"No! I can't!"

"Why are they not tight enough?"

"Shut the fuck up matt!"

Ryuuzaki gave a crooked grin and tapped on the cubicle door with his knuckle. "You two having fun in there?" He mocked.

"Piss off!" an angered yet slightly embarrassed voice demanded through the cubicle door.

Another cubicle unlocked and Ryuuzakis' copy made his way out straightening the tie around his neck.

L gave a 'half assed' smile, "I'm glad you agreed to help us with the investigation BB."

The copy reacted eerie grin, "Anything for you Lawli-pop" He chimed stretching a hand out to 'lawli-pops' cheek, of which L neglected.

A very blank faced albino child made his way into the toilets, over looked by two taller adults.

Light snickered before making his way over to the boy, "Near I think it's best Linder and Gevani stayed back at the apartment, they don't really blend here too much."

Near lifted his finger and entwined it in his hair, "That won't be necessary," He mumbled in absolute monotone, "Agent Linder and agent Gevani will be posing as 1st year math and science teachers."

Light nodded, "Hence the suits?"

Ryuuzaki knocked on the door of Mello and Matt again, "You are aware lessons begin in 13 minutes."

A crash sounded, "I said zip them up, not fucking rip my skin off!"

Everyone stared at the door in silence.

"A-are they dressing each other?" Light asked in slight shock.

Ryuuzaki mumbled something unknown to human ears. A few more minutes were wasted before the students were finally revealed.

L grinned feeling quite pleased. "You two do clean up nicely." Both M's gave each other an awkward look.

Near gave what looked to be the on comings of a smile, "What Ryuuzaki was meant to say was 'you both clean each other up nicely."

The blondes' eyes narrowed, "Oh you do know how to piss me off don't you?" He screamed launching himself at the snowy white boy. Matt reached for his friends' waist and pulled him back, Mellos' cheeks went a pasty pink and he halted, the albino's reaction was little.

L retrieved a carrier bag and opened it, "Okay, all of your clothes in here please. Agent Linder will take them back to our apartment before returning and taking on her position as math teacher."

Everyone shoved there identity's into the clear bag one by one making sure that nothing got mixed up.

"Matt, you can't be smoking in a public school." Ryuuzaki sighed attempting to take away the red heads cigarette.

Mellos' hand stopped the raven haired figure's hands from reaching the boys mouth and he retrieved the cigarette instead.

L took note of the boys.

"You are aware Mello has stopped trying to get Near now aren't you? You can let go of him now."

Both boys blushed slightly.

"If you want," Ryuuzaki continued ruffling the blondes' hair.

"Awh, c'mon Ryuuzaki, boys will be boys, it's not fun to tease them."

BB gave a paedophilic smile, "Boys will be boys" He repeated.

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