I don't own twilight. S. Meyer does. But, that's not stopping me from loving Edward! I have caffine probs. All human.

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I can't believe I was going to do this. One of my best friends, Jake , was going to a camp for summer. That is, until he broke his leg. He was going to a soccer camp. Now I am going instead. I love soccer, and I'm pretty sure if I can beat their butts at soccer, I can kick others. The problem is it's an all boys school. That's why I am now going to have to cut my hair, wear clothing that's way to big, learn how to talk and act like a boy, and a whole lot of horrible things. Also my brother Jasper is coming with me.

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"Okay Bella. All we have left is to cut your hair." Alice said while frowning. This was the part I'd been dreading. Then I had a thought. Why hadn't I thought of this before? "You guys I have a genius plan! Instead of cutting my hair, I can cut it to where it's above my shoulders. It will still be short, but I can I have it like that for when I'm out of the camp. So all I have to do is put a wig over it!" When I finished I was proud of myself. Jasper was shaking his head. "That won't work Bells. You'll be playing soccer, remember?" Jasper was my brother. Alice, Jacob, and Rosalie were my best friends. "Your right. Hurry up and get it over with." Alice approached me with a pair of scissors in her hand. A few minutes later she was done.

"Okay Bells go ahead and do what we taught you." Jacob looked so excited I couldn't help but laugh. "Hi I'm Jacob Black. I like soccer, girls..... and more soccer." Jacob looked proud, as did Jasper, but Alice and Rosalie were laughing so hard, they were crying. "Bells, that is exactly what I would say, and how I would say it!" Jake looked like a five year old on a sugar rush. "Okay do we have everything ready?" I hoped we did. "Yep." Jake said while popping the 'p'. "Okay, Alice I need you to bring me shopping." I can't believe I just said that, but I need to get some things. "Who are you, and what have you done with Bella?" I laughed. "I need to get some things."

"Okay, let's go!" The little pixie was jumping up and down so fast it was scary. We went outside and got in her Porsche. A few minutes later we were at the mall. I would miss clothing that fit. There would be free time every day for several hours, so I got some bikinis. Obviously, I wouldn't go swimming any where near the camp. I would go in a different city or something. I got some boys clothing. And a bunch of other things. Some stuff for girls, some for boys. Some for camp, some for home. We got home later and I asked Alice and Rosalie to spend my last night here with me. They agreed. I went over to the movie shelf and scanned through it, looking for a movie to watch. I saw The Note Book. "Hey Rose, Alice, wanna watch The Note Book?" They were both grinning and at the same time they said "Heck Yeah!" I laughed and put it in, not bothering to fast forward through the previews, because I had to get popcorn and other snacks. At some point in the movie we all fell asleep. The next morning I woke up and I knew that I would not see a movie like that for a while, considering I had to act like a boy. I didn't want to wake up Rose or Alice, so I quietly got up and made coffee.

While it was making Rose got up, which was weird, cause Alice was asleep. Alice usually wakes up really early. Oh well let her rest. "Hey Bells, my best friend in the entire world, besides Alice, I shall miss you very very much, darling!" she said, in an old English accent." As I shall miss you very very much kind shopaholic!" I said in the same tone of voice. We couldn't take it. We had to go outside so we could laugh with out waking the pixie. "Kind shopaholic, really Bella?" "Well it suits you!" That just made us laugh harder. "What time do you have to leave Bells?" she asked, sadness in her voice. "Around 9:30." "Gosh I'm gonna miss you!" "I'll miss you to Rose!" Then we gave each other hugs."

Come on Bells we have to get inside, pixie's gonna wake up soon" "Alright let's go." I said while getting up and opening the door. Rose was right. Just as we walked in I saw Alice waking up. I saw Rose give me a look, and I laughed. "Good morning, Alice!" Alice was one of those people who woke up with energy, not needing coffee or anything to keep them up. "Morning Bella! And Morning Rose!" I looked at the clock. It was 9:00. "You guys, I'm gonna go take a shower. I went upstairs and put on the hot water with not much cold at all. I stepped in letting it relax my muscles. It gave me time to think about things. By the time I got out and dressed, it was 9:20. I decided to go down stairs and talk to Alice and Rose. After a few minutes the door bell rang and I went to answer it. It wasn't Jasper it was one of those annoying door sales men. He was trying to sell toilet paper. I sent him off. A few seconds later the door rang again. I ran to it and flung it open " For the last freaking time! I do not want any of your toilet paper!" Then I realized it was Jasper and he was clutching his sides laughing. He had tears streaming across his face. " Oh, hey Jasper! You aren't selling toilet paper are you?" I teased.

After a few minutes he had his voice back enough." Come on, it's time to go." "Alright let me get my bags." I ran upstairs and grabbed my bags putting my guitar in its guitar case and inside of a big bag. I ran downstairs, with out tripping, and Alice and Rose got in Jaspers car with us. When we got to the airport we said good bye, and then Jasper and I got on the plane. The ride was boring. When we got to Florida we took a taxi to Miami. Then at some point we got to the camp. They told us our roommates. We all got a room at a hotel. Jasper would be in the room next to me .I walked in my room and looked around. It looks like I'm the first one there. I wasn't going to unpack, considering I had bikinis in my bag. I just sat on the bed.

After a few minutes some one opened the door. Standing in the doorway was a massive looking guy. Not massive as in fat, but as in muscles. He grinned wide. "Hey! I'm Emmett!" He ran in. "And you are......" he looked at the sheet that had the names on it. "bocaj?" he said, really, really confused. I laughed really hard. "Turn the paper the other way." I said, still laughing. "Ohhh. Hi Jacob!" I laughed again. This guy was seriously funny! " Hi Emmett! Today we don't have to do anything, wanna meet my brother? He's in the room next to us. If you listen carefully, you can probably hear him yelling at his suitcase, because it won't unpack by itself." He laughed "Alright, let's meet the suitcase abuser." I brought him out the room and knocked on Jaspers door. He didn't answer so Emmett said "Allow me." He made his voice sound deep for the next part "I have your wife!" I was laughing really, really hard. "What the heck! I don't have a wife!" "Come out if you want your wife!" "I don't have a wife!" He was yelling and I bet he was scared to come out. "I can fix that you know. If you wanted a wife you could've asked, but you don't have a wife, in that case get a life, and maybe you'll get a wife!" Jasper came storming out of his room. And opened the door and saw us laughing. "Hey Jasper, this is my roommate. He thought my name was bocaj." He looked at me funny. "He was reading the sheet upside down." "Oh" He laughed. I knew we would all be friends.

"Well this is Emmett. And he is the one who took your wife. Who are your roommates?" I asked him. "I don't know, I already lost the sheet."

"Jasper, you loose stuff a lot."

"I Know."

"Well, Emmett and I should be getting back, we have another roommate. Emmett, why don't you go in, I have to tell Jasper something." I had to ask jasper something very important.

"Fine, but be back soon. I get bored easily." I laughed.

"Okay I'll be back very soon." He then left. I made sure he was out of hearing range, before I talked to Jasper.

"Jasper, if Emmett gets to be a really good friend that I can trust, like Rose and Alice, I'm gonna think about telling him, but the chances are very slim. I'm probably not gonna, only if we become really good friends. Is that okay?"

"Bells I want you to tell me before you tell any one at all. I'm gonna be part of the decision. You're my little sis, and I want you to stay at the camp. I highly suggest you don't though. But you need to confront me before telling any one, okay?"

"Of course! I really don't think I'd tell him though. Some trust, please Jasper?"

"I trust you."

"Thanks. I gotta go, Emmett's probably bored out of his mind right now."

"Alright little sis. I'll see you later."

"Bye Jazz." I then walked in the room where there was a very bored looking Emmett.

"I'm back. You are no longer bored." Emmett grinned.

"Hey Jacob, did I tell you my brother is our roommate?"

"No. You have a brother?"

"Yes, yes I do." I laughed.

"He isn't related to me, we were adopted by Carlisle and Esme. Or Mom and Dad."

"That's cool."

"I know right?" I laughed AGAIN.

"Is your brother nice or a butt hole?" I asked, and he laughed.

"He's really, really nice. One of those people that you can trust, and would never do anything to hurt you."

"Good, we might get along. So far you're a nice person, but I just met you. Therefore you could be a psycho. But, I doubt that highly."

"I am not a psycho! I am just partly craz-" He was cut off by the door opening, and a person talking.

"Don't listen to him! When he was little he made a mud pie and tried to eat it!" I was laughing so hard I was crying. Emmett was pouting with his lip out. He looked like the worlds biggest five year old. After a while I calmed down.

Only now did I see who said this. He was the most gorgeous person I had ever seen. His hair was bronze, and he had emerald green eyes. He had muscles you could see through jis shirt, yet not the size of Emmett's.

He was smiling crookedly, and I had to remind my self to breathe.

It had been less than a second since I looked at him.

"Hi I'm Edward."

"I'm Bocaj." Emmett started laughing really hard. I thought he might have to go to the hospital if he didn't stop soon.

Edward looked really confused. So I explained.

"Earlier, Emmett came in and was holding the paper upside down and read my name wrong. "Understanding washed over his face.

"My name is Jacob." I said.

"Hey, Emmett we have to do that roommate survey thingy." I said to him.

"Alright, I'll go get them." He got up and went over to get them. He handed us each a sheet. Since they were brothers they filled out the sheets quickly, knowing what the others likes and dislikes and things like that. I decided to do Emmett's first.

"Emmett what's your favorite color?"

"Red. Yours?"

"Green. Favorite type of music?"

"Classic rock. You?"

"I like piano and classical music."

"Favorite food?"

"I'll eat almost anything. Just put hamburger, cause I don't have one."

"Steak."

"Play any instrument?" I asked.

"Drums."

"Guitar. I have mine with me." It went like that until we were done. Then Edward and I filled out our sheets.

Saying I was surprised was an understatement. Our sheets were almost identicle. We liked the exact same things. After we were done, I told them I had to go somewhere. "Can I go? Please, please, please."

"No Emmett. I'm going somewhere boring."

"Can you at least tell me where you're going?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Cause I said. That's why."

"Fine." I grabbed my bag and got out a smaller bag that was in it, and went into the bathroom with both.I changed into my bikini, and put the other clothes over it. I would be doing this almost every day.

"Bye. I'll be back later." I then walked out the door. I had already rented a car, so I got in it, and drove around. I found a tiny little beach after a while, no one was there and I'm pretty sure no one knew it was there. It was farther into the city, and it was covered by trees. I got out of the car and walked over to the pretty beach. The water was surprisingly clean, and see through clear. I took off the clothes and I was in my bikini.

I walked over to the water and got in.

It was warm, and comfortable. It gave me time to think. What the hell have I gotten myself into! My roommate looked like freaking Adonis. And here I am, a girl, pretending to be a boy, that he thinks is a boy.

I thought for a while, until I noticed the time. It was getting late, and I wanted to call my friends, so I texted them and told them I was here. And I told them about Emmett and how he looked like a body builder. Rose wants me to show her a picture, so I would have to tell him about Rose, and I guess I'll tell him about Alice.

It was typical for Rose to like the kind of person who's funny, strong, nice, and good looking.

I didn't tell them about Edward though. I don't know why, I just didn't want to. I got tired and headed back after drying my hair to the point where you wouldn't know I went anywhere near water.

I got my stuff and got in the car. After a few minutes I was back .I got in bed and went to sleep early, ignoring Emmett saying he was bored, and needed me to stay up so he wasn't bored.

I woke up the next morning and we all got ready. I had to get up early so I could get ready. We went over to where we would be playing soccer. My nickname was now shorty, and after playing soccer with shorty, they learned not to mess with shorty. I have more muscle than most girls, but way less than most boys. But I can still play soccer.

A few days passed, me going out every night. Emmett is pretty much the best friend I could ask for. And I'm pretty sure I was falling for his brother. He was just so charming, and sweet, and funny, and nice, and- SNAP OUT OF IT BELLA!!!!!!!

We had just got back to our room, when Emmett started to beg us to go swimming, Edward agreed, but I said no. Emmett begged me giving me the puppy dog face.

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?

"NO!"

"PLEASE!?!?!?!"

"I said no Emmett! I have to go somewhere."

"You mean whatever place you go to everyday?"

"Yes Emmett."

"You have to bring me there one day! You always come back from it relaxed."

"I don't think I can Em. It's a secret place." I said, talking as if I was talking to a three year was laughing through out the whole conversation.

"Bye Em."

"Meanie." he mumbled

"I heard that! "he blushed.

I walked out the door. I got in the car and drove to the beautiful beach. Once there, I got out of my car and took off the baggy clothes, leaving me in a bikini. I got in the warm water, and lie back, just relaxing. That is until, I heard a fimiliar .