Authors Note
Hey guys I had a great idea for a story and so like any author I decided to write it :).
Now for installment 1 of The Five Worse Ways The Kabra's Can Arrive
1: During A Training Session
Amy Cahill was so not in the mood to have to deal with her little brother chopping branches in half and pretending he was a ninja. They were supposed to be training. They were in the middle of the woods. Fiske had set up traps and Sinead had designed computer generated villains that they had to defeat. It was already hard of enough doing that but of course taking care of Dan was always the hardest part.
"Dan!" Amy scolded, "will you quit goofing off and focus! This obstacle course is not easy!"
"Relax Ames," Dan said, "the ninja master has got this course in the bag."
"Might I remind you that this isn't just a obstacles course it's a race too," Amy reminded, "we're trying to beat the Holts, Wizards, and Starlings."
"Oh come on Ames," Dan said, "the Holts aren't smart enough, the Starlings aren't strong enough, and Jonah will probably just stand there and rap the whole time!"
"Hey Dan that's offensive!" Reagan yelled through the headset.
"Sorry Reagan," Amy apologized for her brother.
"But it's still true," Dan whispered to his sister.
"We heard that!" The other Cahill's yelled through the headset.
"Ugh! Just come on Dan I see some more "enemies" approaching," Amy said pointing at a tree in the distance.
Now just because the enemies were computer generated didn't mean they couldn't attack. Sinead had programmed them to be as brutal as any enemy would be. Amy and Dan ran up to the enemies. Dan used Rufus, his sword, to chop off one of their "heads" but the other managed to rip the sword from Dan's hands. Amy did a round kick and knocked one to the ground. The other enemy who also had Dan's sword knocked Amy off her feet and she twisted her ankle. The two computer generated villains ran off with robotic sounding evil laughs.
"Owwww!" Amy howled, "I think I broke my ankle!"
"And they took my ninja sword!" Dan yelled.
"So does the ninja master still have everything in the bag?" Sinead asked smirking through the headset.
"No," Dan mumbled.
"My ankle is broken and you have no ninja sword!" Amy yelled, "could this day possibly get any worse?!"
"It depends on what you consider worse, Love," a British accent said from behind them.
Amy and Dan looked at each other before they slowly turned around. Ian and Natalie Kabra stood there in their black training outfits.
"Sinead mentioned booby traps and computer made bad guys but she said nothing about Cobras!" Dan protested.
"Oh hush Daniel," Natalie said rolling her eyes, "and besides we've already taken out more enemies than you two have and we just got here ten minutes ago."
"Speaking of that," Amy said through gritted teeth, "why are you here?"
"Fiske invited us," Ian replied smirking, "and besides we missed you."
Amy scowled at Ian as he smirked at her. Amy tried to stand up but it was hard do to her injury so she decided to balance on one foot instead.
"Well it has been anything but nice seeing you but we have to go now," Dan said.
"Oh but Daniel we're only going to follow you," Natalie said smirking.
"Exactly we just adore your company," Ian replied.
"Quit the act Cobra," Amy snapped.
"What act, Love?" Ian asked.
"Don't call me love," Amy said through gritted teeth.
"Hey look over there!" Dan said pointing behind them.
The Kabra's turned around as Amy and Dan dashed off. As they ran Amy screamed every time she stepped on her left foot.
"Uncle Fiske!" Dan shouted, "Nellie!"
Amy and Dan ran up to see their uncle and au pair standing by a tree.
"There's an emergency!" Dan yelled as they ran up to the two of them.
"What's wrong kiddos?" Nellie asked.
"For starters my ankle is-" Amy began.
"Forget that!" Dan yelled, "there are deadly snaked running around in this course!"
"Really? Sinead didn't mention anything about that," Uncle Fiske said, "sadly I think we need to shut down the course."
"What?!" Voices behind them yelled.
Amy, Dan, Nellie, and Fiske turned around to see the Holts, Starlings, and Wizards standing behind them.
"Yo cuz," Jonah said, "why we gotta end the race?"
"Yea why do we?" Phoenix asked.
"I have been imformed by Amy and Dan that there are snakes running…well…slithering around this course," Fiske said.
"Snakes?!" Madison asked excitedly, "cool!"
"No not cool!" Reagan yelled back frightened.
"How did they get in here?" Sinead asked.
"We don't know!" Dan said.
"Are they anacondas?" Ned asked.
"Worse," Amy said.
"Worse than anacondas?!" Hamilton asked.
"A lot worse," Dan and Amy said in unison.
"What are they called?" Nellie asked.
"I don't know the official name," Dan said, "but I like to call them Avis Kabris."
"Avis Kabris?" Sinead asked, "what kinda snake is that?"
"They're British and they bite you and it burns like crap!" Amy explained.
"Oh that's so nice," two voices said from behind them, "I would love to bite Daniel right now."
Everyone turned around and saw Ian and Natalie standing there.
"They were right!" Hamilton yelled, "it is worse than anacondas!"
"It's Cobras!" Madison yelled.
"Dan, Amy, is this really what you guys meant?" Fiske asked.
"Yes!" Amy and Dan yelled in unison.
"I am not canceling this training session," Fiske said rolling his eyes, "I suggest you all get back to work."
"Don't bother cousins we already finished," Ian said.
"What?!" The Cahills all yelled in unison.
"We won Daniel," Natalie said smirking, "we defeated all of the enemies."
"How?!" Dan protested.
"Well we did have a little help," Natalie said smirking and holding up Dan's ninja sword.
"Rufus!" Dan yelled as he grabbed it from Natalie, "are you ok? Did the mean Cobra hurt you?"
"Uncle Fiske that's not fair!" Amy protested, "they weren't even part of the race at first!"
"Sorry Amy but since you and Dan wasted everybody's time, Ian and Natalie were able to win fair and square," Fiske explained.
"Thanks a lot cuz," Jonah said sarcastically.
"Sorry guys," Amy and Dan mumbled.
"Well come on guys lets go back to the mansion," Nellie said, "I made chicken!"
"And suddenly I'm feeling better!" Hamilton said.
The Holts, Starlings, and Wizards followed Nellie and Fiske back to the mansion. Once they were gone Amy and Dan turned around to scowl at Ian and Natalie.
"What?" Natalie asked innocently, "you heard Uncle Fiske. We one fair and square."
"Now if you'll excuse us I believe Nolly made dinner," Ian said.
"It's Nellie!" Dan corrected.
"Whatever Daniel," Ian said smirking, "oh, and Love I find it offensive that you'd rather run on a broken ankle than be within five feet of me."
"Don't call me Love!" Amy yelled.
"And it's Dan!" Dan yelled.
Authors Note
Hey everybody! This is chapter 1 of 5! I plan on posting 1 a day.
See u tomorrow!
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