I got bored and this popped in my head.

Disclaimer: I don't own glee. :(


Rachel Ann Berry's weekly sleepover was always exciting, even if it was thrown by someone like Rachel. Every Friday, All the Glee club girls (Minus Santana and Quinn) and Kurt would go to Rachel's house for their sleep over to rant about boys, boys and did I mention boys?

"Let's play!" Brittney said as she, and the others (Yes, even Kurt) dried their matching shiny cotton candy pink nail polish.

"What?" Mercedes asked, lifting her head up from the Cosmo she was reading.

"I dunno, Truth or Dare?"

"That's so clichéd" Kurt said, perfecting his manicure.

"Is that a duck?" Brittney asked confusedly

"No, Honey. It's an adjective…Yeah, C'mon, Let's just play" Kurt said as Brittney continued to shoot him a confused look.

All four girls and Kurt sat in a circle with an empty water bottle in the middle of them. The first spin landed on Rachel.

"Truth or Dare" Kurt asked with a smile on his face, oh, this is going to be good.

"Dare" Rachel innocently said, completely oblivious of the look Kurt was wearing.

"I dare you to post a video of yourself…"

"Okay!" Rachel agreed readily. More publicity, she thought.

"Dancing the 'HoeDown ThrowDown'" Kurt finished with a smug look.

"I don't know the dance" Rachel said, trying to find an excuse

"Here, I'll teach you" Brittney volunteered happily.

After 30 minutes, several roaring of laughter from Tina, Kurt and Mercedes, Rachel was wearing Brittney's costume from when they did 'Last name' (Which she brought "just in case")

"I hate you" Rachel said surly over the laughter of Tina, Mercedes and Kurt as the camera started to roll

At the second spin the bottle landed on Mercedes who smartly picked truth ( She apparently would rather Marry Mister Schue, Do it with Matt and Kill Puck)

Next to Mercedes was Tina who admitted Selena Gomez did look 'hot in her skinny jeans'. After Tina was Brittney to readily agree to dance the time warp while wearing a feather boa.

Finally the bottle landed on Kurt

"Dare" he said confidently. Nothing, NOTHING can embarrass him more that he already has at some point of his life.

The girls went into a huddle. They had to think hard for Kurt. They need to spend this wisely; they're given very few moments by the sleep over gods to embarrass the unembarassable Kurt Hummel. They thought long and hard. Sometimes glancing at the incredibly bored Kurt, still trying to figure out what to do.

"Oh, Honestly! What are you girls planning there? My wedding?" He snapped. He was getting incredibly bored and Kurt Hummel never gets bored. NEVER.

They got out of the huddle looking very smug, except Brittney, who was grinning innocently.

"We dare you to wear…"

"Whatever. Yeah sure" He was use to wear outrageous outfits, but of course they always need to compliment him (He still didn't get why he got so many confused looks when he wore that corset)

"This" Brittney said, taking out her WMHS cheer leading uniform from her bag. Why she brought that, no one knows.

Oh, Shit.

"And these" Rachel said going to her closet to take out a blond wig, which she use when she auditioned for Glinda when they're local theater did 'Wicked', and a water bra, she still didn't know how she got that to her closet.

There are very few times in life when you see Kurt Hummel wearing the look he was sporting now. His eyes were as big as plates, as round too. His perfectly shaped eyebrows were practically reaching his hair line. He had also sucked in his cheeks so right now he resembled a very surprised goldfish, whose skin resembled an incredibly ripe tomato.

"And go to Puck's house and pretend that your car is broken" Tina and Mercedes finished in a singsong voice.

"And remember" Rachel said, smiling like she had just successfully stolen from the government. "If you don't do the dare you have to wear a swim suit to school from a whole week."

Kurt's mind suddenly replayed to the moment he said that same thing to Rachel when she tried to argue about her dare.

Crap.

After a few moments of looking like a goldfish, Kurt composed himself. Might as well, he thought, I'm young; I'm suppose to do shit like this. "Fine"

"I wanna do make-up!" Brittney excitedly said.

Oh, this is going to be good.

Noah Isaiah Puckerman was bored. He never really liked being bored. He had already tried, and failed, to fix his stuff. He had already "talked" to Santana on her cell but she got cut off, she was incredibly over her limit. He even tried to read those books his mom gave him, but he never got pass the first page. He even did his homework for crying out loud!

He half-heartedly strummed his guitar. He hated these moments. He tended to over think at moments like this. And it SUCKS! He hated thinking.

"Oh, dear!" said a female voice outside. His ears perked up like those dogs when they hear their food bowls being filled. Yum. "How am I going to fix this?"

Puck looked outside. He couldn't believe his luck! A clueless cheerleader had broken down her car right in front of his house!

He ran outside, but not without checking himself out. He looked pretty decent. We wore a simple gray t-shirt under his Letterman jacket and sweat pants.

"Hey! You need help?" He said approaching the girl. He had a good view of her backside for a good 20 seconds and man! Her ass was, if rated from one to ten, was a freakin' ten. He can't wait to tell the guys!

The girl turned around, her blond hair bouncing gracefully. "Hi. Can you help me? My car won't work" She said, her adorable lips in a pout and her beautiful blue eyes blinking at him.

This is going to be one hell of a night.


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