Hey, you're reading Suite Life On Deck vs. Wizards. It is not! based! on! the! episode! Got that?

Disclaimer: I seriously wish I did, but I do not own these characters. Except you know, the ones I create.

Now, we go to the Author's Note.

I know you want to read the story, but please read this first. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS! It might turn out suckish, but we'll see. On with the story!

"Hey! Juice Boy!" said an angry customer.

"What on Earth could you possibly want?" asked Zack Martin.

"Do you know where the gym is?"

"What gym? This boat has a gym? Since when?" demanded Zack.

"Geesh. Don't get so worked up." The customer walked away.

Zach was very agitated. But not just over that. He was also agitated about Maya. They were going through a tough time. She had accused him of cheating on her when he was talking to a girl about what kind of smoothie is the least healthy. They chose Frothy Fruity. Then Maya walked up, started crying, and walked away.

Maybe I should break up with Maya. Zack thought. I don't know…..

Right then , Woody decides to bother Zack.

Meanwhile…

"Oh My God! They have a waterslide!" said Alex Russo as she looked at a map.

"Alex, why are you looking at a map?" asked Justin.

"Um. This is a map? I thought it just told you where everything was." Alex said.

Justin groaned and walked over to a nice blue staircase. He looked up and saw an incredibly beautiful girl. She had dark tendrils down past her shoulders, and a green waitresses uniform…

FYI, this is BEFORE Cailey broke up.