Oh hay dere! How you dern? LOL *that wasn't funny* Shut up! -_- Anyywhoo it's me PrincessSeddie back with a little one-shot i thought of by sitting in my aunts house staring relentlessly at the wall. But yes ENJOY THE ONE SHOT! i hopes u guys like it! and sorry for not updati- wait I'm not going to apologize for having a life and studying and working! You're just going to have to deal with my little absence..that I already had.. yeah
Disclaimer: [insert something about how i don't own this TV show and will marry Nathan Kress]
Freddie's POV
Teach me how to dougie, teach me teach me how to dougie! This song is annoyingly catchy and Sam is 'dougie-ing' away the night. She looks so cute when she does it, with such determination to get each sway and hand movement right while rapping it. I'm just sitting on the bean bag chair, considering that I can't dance to save my life.
"You know why? Cause all my bitches love it! Woo! Come on Carls you dance like a white chic!" Sam yelled bobbing her head up and down. Carly on the other hand was just not getting it at all. Wow she really does dance like a white chic.
"Ugh! This dance is too hard! No wait! Yeah I got this!" She exclaimed. "Uh Carly, you look those wacky inflatable guys in front of those car dealerships" I said "But instead of going up and down, you're going side to side" She just stuck her tongue at us and continued to epically fail.
"Okay okay, I've had enough of watching you humiliate yourself, lets see what else is on this old pear pad of mine" I love her 'determination' face, the way her nose scrunches up, her eyes slightly squinted, her lips pursed; it just makes her even more gorgeous. Not that I like her or anything, I-I just think she's very attractive.
"Yo quit staring!" Sam yelled "Uh I wasn't no-see-I" Nice going dumbass.
"I should slap you but what can I say, my bod rocks" Then she slapped her ass. Holy shit that was hot...Gahhh why are you teasing me?
"Haha Sam!" Carly giggled, her face turning red.
"Come on Carls, think about it, all of this is what I call the body of a queen" She exclaimed pointing to herself
"More like a goddess" I muttered "Excuse me?"
"Oh shit- wait huh?"
"Mkay never mind. Ohh! Perfect! Carls come here and grind with mama!" Stop shaking your hips! Stop shaking your hips!
I wanna get you by yourself
Yeah, have you to myself
I don't need nobody else
Don't want nobody else
He's special, I know
His smile, it glows
He's perfect, it shows
Let's go!
"What Sam no that's weird!" Carly gasped, jeez why so prude? Hey I'm a guy, seeing to girls grind together is just, heaven.
"Come on everyone does it! Remember at Wendy's party? You can act all lesbo you want and no one would take you seriously!"
"I didn't do it then and I'm not gonna do it now!" She folded her arms.
I've been starin' at ya
And I could do it all night
You're looking like an angel
With that kind of body needs a spotlight
"You wanna go?" She asked me
"Uhh well- I don't know. I'm not the best, dancer" I stammered. Dude what fuck? Get your ass up! This is the moment you've been waiting for!
"Aww is little Freddie scared he's gonna get a little boner?" She asked all baby-like. That's it!
Ain't nobody know your name
But looking like you do could be famous
I could see us making ways
From the back of the club
To a bed in the shade
"What no!"
"Then get up!" I walked over and grabbed her from behind. "Someone's excited..." She smirked. Damn that face.
"Just gooooooo with the flow man" She advised
Now I don't know who you are
But you look like a star
And everybody here be thinkin'
Who's that boy?
Wanna take you home
And get you all alone
And everybody here is thinkin'
Who's that boy?
I have to admit Sam is a pretty good dancer, and I think I'm actually getting somewhere with this. Just go with the flow, go with the flow, go with the flow.
"Damn you're pretty good at this" Sam complimen- woah she complimented me!
"Wow uh thanks"
Oh, he got me
No, I've never seen,
No one like him
Damn, he's everything
Girls, they want him
Guys, they wanna be
Who's that boy, who's that boy
By now we we're going up and down, her ass still on my crotch, wow I really hope I don't get a boner. Carly just stared at us, looking confused, as if she was studying us or something.
You could say that I'm distracted
But ah you got me so attracted
But boy I'll tell you what the fact is
Is no one else in this room
Looking like like you, you, do
Ain't nobody know your name
But looking like you do could be famous
I could see us making way
From the back of the club
To a bed in the shade
We're really getting into it now. I decided to get fancy and move my hands up and down her legs while her hands reached back for my neck. I'm not sure where all this bravery is coming from but I kinda like it.
Now I don't know who you are
But you look like a star
And everybody here be thinkin'
Who's that boy?
Wanna take you home
And get you all alone
And everybody here is thinkin'
Who's that boy?
I started to move her hips in a way where it was sensual yet casual, not wanting to freak her out, or rip my nuts off for that matter.
Oh, he got me
No, I've never seen,
No one like him
Damn, he's everything
Girls, they want him
Guys, they wanna be
Who's that boy, who's that boy
My hands were now all over her body. Well not everywhere, just enough to hear soft moans coming from her as she leaned her head back onto my chest, I never realized how short she was. My hands got up to her breast just barely grabbing them, until she turned around, crotch on crotch. Shit shit shit!
Everybody in the club turn around sayin'
Who's that, who's that
Beautiful boy with them big brown eyes, tell me
Who's that, who's that
She put her arms around my neck, my hands together resting on her little 'hump' in the back.
She whispered:
I got my eyes on this boy
Can't get him off my mind
He's one of a kind
The cherry to my pie
I just wanna get him close
Wanna make him mine
Come hold my hand and dance away the night
Give me the green light
Kiss my lips
Who's that boy watching my hips?
I-I I wanna know who you are
My name is Sam and you can be my star
I don't know what just happened, I'm standing here totally making out with the one and only Sam Puckett. I'm not sure what came over me to kiss her but, damn the way she said that was just so, so sexy.
I don't know who you are
But you look like a star
And everybody here be thinkin'
Who's that boy?
Wanna take you home
And get you all alone
And everybody here is thinkin'
Who's that boy?
Soon our tongues were fighting for dominance and our hands were out of control on each other. I pushed her up against the beam, feeling my manhood get the best of me at the same time. I soon started kissing her neck and she moaned again.
Oh, he got me
No, I've never seen,
No one like him
Damn, he's everything
Girls, they want him
Guys, they wanna be
Who's that boy, who's that boy
She grabbed me a little, down there. Oh yes...
Tell me who's that?
Who's That?
By now we we're panting, with no Carly in the room, I guess she left after my hands started to roam, and I'm also guessing she dimmed the lights to 'set the mood.'
"Uhh" She stammered
"Instead of making this awkward like in the movies, I'm just gonna come out and say that that was the best kiss of my life" I smirked
"You're uh..uhh.. pretty good dancer" She said looking at my lips "I'd like to do it again" She smirked.
We went back into the middle of the room and I started kissing her neck, my hand on her stomach and the other on her breast. Yes Freddie Benson is gettin' it, sort of. Actually I kinda hope this time around we'll last a little longer with our relationship. But for now I'm gonna enjoy rubbing my new girlfriend's body up and down.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I rapped along:
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)
"Haha ohh Baby you're so funny when you do that" She moaned "I missed your hands on my body, it was so sexy, still is"
"You're sexy all around" I murmured
"Damn right I am" She smiled
So the first song was Teach Me how to Dougie by The Cali Swag District [RIP M-Bone]
Who's that boy- Demi Lovato (less than 3)
My Humps- Black Eyed Peas :P
I own none of those either -_-
lol But umm yeah as i said i hope you enjoyed it soo please R&R! (new readers welcome) I'm gonna put up a multi-chap soon!-er or later haha yeah gotta study a lot over here! I feel like this one-shot was short... but watevs I liked it! lol sorry about spelling mistakes..i just didnt feel like re-reading.
Peace ham and Seddie!