This fanfiction is a series of 1-shots to do with the TV shows Jessie and How I Met Your Mother and that will begin with this particular story.
On New Year's Day 2010 at 10.00 PM Jessie Prescott is sitting in a chair in her bedroom and she is smoking marijuana and thinking to herself about her situation.
Out of interest today is my 1st day when it comes to me being a nanny for a little lesbian called Emma but yet still I am getting high.
Anyways.
Then Jessie turned her head around and looked at a stupid looking man sitting in a chair next to her.
Then Jessie started talking to the man.
Who the fucking fuck are you?
My name is Ted Mosby and in my universe I was born in 1978 and I am an architect and in my universe I spend many years looking for the right woman and that is a concept that starts off funny and then seriously dragged on.
That is interesting and out of interest in my universe it is practically a running storyline that I have bad luck when it comes to love and dating and finding the right person and out of interest 1 day you will find the future mother of your children but not for some time and when it actually happens no 1 will be that interested in it.
That is very interesting information when it comes to my universe and the future mother of my children and in your case you will probably fuck the little lesbian called Emma and no 1 else.
That is a possibility.
A couple of minutes later Jessie is talking to a very tall man sitting in a chair next to her.
Who the fucking fuck are you?
My name is Marshall Eriksen and in my universe I am a lawyer and in the future I am going to be a judge and when it comes to me I am going to starts off funny and later mostly become boring and uninteresting and out of interest when it comes to you and your universe you are going to begin only being a minor character and later become the main character.
Everything you just said sounds completely correct.
That is the right idea.
A couple of minutes later Jessie is talking to a very sensible looking woman with black hair sitting in a chair next to her. Who the fucking fuck are you?
My name is Robin Scherbatsky and in my universe I am never interesting and I am always annoying and there is a storyline between me and Ted Mosby that is hit and miss when it actually comes to being interesting and out of interest in your universe there is going to be a 4-part storyline when you get a fiancé but that particular 4-part storyline does not go anywhere.
Something very similar happens to a TV show called Austin & Ally.
A couple of minutes later Jessie is talking to a small woman with ginger hair sitting in a chair next to her.
Who the fucking fuck are you?
My name is Lily Aldrin and I am the love interest/future wife of Marshall Eriksen and that particular storyline is mostly going to be uninteresting and out of interest in some way you are to do Debby Ryan someone with mixed reviews.
That sounds like something that should insult me but yet doesn't.
A couple of minutes later Jessie is talking to a skinny man wearing a suit sitting in a chair next to her.
Who the fucking fuck are you?
My name is Barney Stinson and I am supposed to be a giant ladies man even though I am to do with Neil Patrick Harris a giant gay and in my universe I believe I am the greatest person who has ever lived but I am really a giant loser.
You do seem to be a loser and out of interest all the storylines to do with you and the Bro Code begins funny and become boring and uninteresting.
A couple of minutes later Jessie is thinking to herself about her situation. Out of interest this happens every time I get marijuana I see characters from other TV shows and it is a concept I will get used to in the future.
The end