Hey guys! It's me again
Well… I recently update my other fic… 40D&40N and people seems to like the idea of Bakura and Yami going to Australia, (My home). So I thought about it and I said to myself "Why not make a fic where they go around the world?" SO! Here it is.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything….
"I've got a golden ticket!"
It was another day in Domino. Ryou had invited Yugi over for the day, so automatically Yami had to come too. While Ryou and Yugi were in the kitchen discussing the latest video game, Yami and Bakura were sitting in the lounge room, trying not to use homicidal techniques on each other.
Knock knock
Bakura looked at the door, and turned his attention back to the TV ignoring it. Yami looked at him weirdly
"Aren't you supposed to open the door?" Yami asked
Bakura gave him a look
"Ryou will get it"
Knock Knock Knock
Yami looked at Bakura
"Bakura, just answer the door" Yami said annoyed
"I'm bared from answering the fucking door" Bakura said taking a sip out of his soda.
Knock Knock Knock!
"FOR RA'S SAKE RYOU OPEN THE DOOR!" yelled Bakura at the top of his lungs
Ryou came running form the kitchen and opened the door.
"COMING!" he yelled
Yami looked at Bakura in disgust
"You were 4 feet away form the door!" he yelled
Bakura looked at Yami
"Are all Pharaohs good at stating the obvious or are you putting on a special show for me?"
Ryou opened the door to be greeted by flashing lights from cameras and people cheering.
"Are you Mr Ryou Bakura?" asked a man wearing very nice cloths.
"Yes, I am" came the reply form the shocked boy
Bakura and Yami looked at the audience
"What the fucking hell is going on?" Bakura asked confused
"Congratulations! I'm Eric Fornan from Encyclopaedia direct. You entered a competition, about a month ago asking, If you could go any where in the world where would it be?"
Ryou nodded
"Yes, yes I remember"
Bakura got up off the couch for the first time that day.
"Well congratulations you've won!"
Ryou gasped
"Me? But I don't win anything" he said laughing
The man handed him 4 tickets
"You and 3 other people of your choice have just won a trip around the world!" Eric said laughing
Ryou held the four tickets in his hand.
"I can't believe I just won a trip around the world!" he said smiling
/Woot/ came a sarcastic reply from Ryou's soul room.
Yugi smiled at Yami
"Its about time Ryou won something"
Yami nodded
"I agree, a vacation would be good for him. Especially got get away from THAT" Yami said pointing to Bakura who was busy trying to catch a fly with his hand.
It had been a night full of partying. Sodas for everyone.
"Ryou so come one tell! Where are you going to go? And who are you going to take?" Yugi asked innocently sitting at the dinner table
Ryou smiled
"Well, my dads still on a dig and he wont be back for a while." Ryou began
Yami butted in.
"May I suggest you go on your own" he said smiling and giving an evil grin at Bakura
Ryou looked at Yami and smiled
"I can't do that his my Yami, I have to take him. I have decided Yugi. How would you and Yami like to come with me and Bakura?"
Yami and Bakura's faces snapped as they looked at each other.
"You're kidding right Ryou?" asked Bakura looking at his light and shaking the poor boy frantically
"I think that sodas gone to his brain" Bakura said
"No Bakura I am not. Yugi is a great friend, and now I can finally repay him back for al the times his helped me" Ryou said passing Yugi two tickets
Yami looked at Bakura, his eyes twitching.
/Yugi you do realise that were going with Bakura! His IS a lunatic! He will kill me/ Yami yelled frantically to his light
/RYOU! ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE! YAMI WILL RUIN EVERYTHING! I TELL YA RYOU YOUR MAKING A MISTAKE/ yelled Bakura
Both Ryou and Yugi shook their heads,
"You two will just have to deal with each other, because you are not ruining our holiday" said Yugi crossing his arms
"YUGI!" Yami moaned smacking his head on the table.
Bakura banged his hands on the table as Yami continued to beat his head on it.
"So Ryou, where are we off to first?"
A smile came across his face…
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"Flight 452, to Australia, boarding now" came a voice over the speaker
Bakura, Yam, Yugi and Ryou all bolted to the gate
"BAKURA DID YOU HAVE TO TURN OUR ALAMRS OFF!" screamed Ryou panting as he ran
Bakura rolled his eyes
"I TOLD YOU IT WAS THE CAT!"
"BAKURA WE DON'T HAVE A CAT!" screamed Ryou
Bakura stopped
"Well then buy one so I can blame it" he said
People were every where and Bakura was bashing into every single on of them.
A lady stood at the gate
"Hello late comers" she said smiling
Ryou felt his pockets for the tickets
"Yugi where are the tickets?" he asked
"I gave the to Yami" came a reply
Yami shook his head
"I gave them to Ryou"
Ryou shook his head
"I gave them to Bakura"
Everyone froze and looked at Bakura who smiled
"And I gave them to the cat" he said waving the tickets in front of him
Every one sighed in relief
"OH NO" said Bakura
"What's wrong?" Ryou asked stressed
"I only have three that's too bad, that means some on will have to miss out. I vote Yami" he said putting his arm in the air. Yami pushed Bakura
The lady smiled
"OK don't mean to rush you but we are leaving now" she said smiling trying to sound nice
"Sorry" Yugi said passing her the tickets
"OK right this way" she said smiling
Bakura and Yami were cursing and talking to each other in Egyptian
/Mother fucking Pharaoh/
/Dip shit tomb robber/
/Don't ruin my holiday/Bakura said hissing
/Fine don't talk to me and I wont to you/ Yami replied
The lady stood in front of them
"Ok, you sir sit here" said the lady pointing to Ryou who sat next to the window
"And…." She looked at the tickets
"You sir, sit here" she said pointing to Yugi and then at the seat next to Ryou.
Yami and Bakura looked at each other
"Does that mean?" Bakura asked
"Oh Ra" Yami said
'"And gentlemen of you two could sit here" the woman said
Bakura pushed his way past Yami
"I bags the fucking window!" he yelled
Yami sighed as he sat next to Bakura
To heads popped up in front of the two Yami's.
"Hello Yugi" Yami began confused
Ryou and Yugi looked at the Yami's who were looking miserable.
"Yami's just to let you know this is our holiday. Yugi and I aren't taking any crap from you. So either deal with each other, or get off this plane." Ryou said firmly
Yugi nodded in agreement.
Bakura got up
"THANKYOU!" he yelled getting up and pushing past Yami who sighed
"Where do you think your going?" asked a woman with a weird accent
"Out" he said walking past her
Two other women wearing the same cloths looked at him
"Sorry sir, the doors are closed you have to take your seat"
Bakura mumbled something about sending them all to the shadow realm and stood in front of Yami whose legs were stretched out.
"Move" he said wanting to get to his seat beside the window
"When you ask like a gentlemen I will" Yami said smiling
"Move or I kill you" Bakura said again
"ERR! Wrong answer" Yami said smiling
Bakura crouched down and whispered in Yami's ear.
"You move or ill tell Yugi who REALLY turned our alarms off" Bakura crooned in his ear
Yami stiffened and moved his legs
"I thought that might change your mind" Bakura said walking past him
That freaky woman with the weird accent stood in the middle of the plane.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Quanta's. Please ensure that all mobile phones are turned off"
Suddenly there was a moment where everyone on the plane was reaching into their pockets and getting weird boxes with flashy lights and turning them off.
Yami looked at Bakura confused.
"What's a mobile?" he asked confused
Bakura shrugged
"And if you don't know how to turn off you mobile please ask your children"
Ryou and Yugi sighed
"It's going to be a relaxing 24 hours" Ryou said resting his head back
"You deserve It Ryou"
There was a loud sound and everything was vibrating
Yami and Bakura shot up
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?" Yelled Bakura clinging on the nearest object, which happened to be Yami.
A woman came up to Bakura
"Sir everything is fine, the plane is just turning on" she said
Bakura looked at her
"Oh"
Yami looked at him oddly.
"Shut up" Bakura said
The plane began to move and both Yami and Bakura were scared shitless.
Ryou and Yugi closed their eyes as they put their ear phones in their ears.
Bakura and Yami were hugging each other
"Were all going to die!" he yelled
The plane was going faster and faster. Everything was shaking. Bakura and Yami's stomach felt like it was doing summersaults
"AHHH!" they both yelled
A woman came up to them
"Gentlemen is everything ok?" she asked
"NO!" Bakura yelled
Yami put his head back
"I'm going to throw up"
The woman gave Yami a bag
"Throw up in that"
"AAAHAHHH!" Bakura yelled as the plane went up.
Suddenly the shaking had stopped and there was nothing.. Just peace.
Bakura turned his head around to eh window as he rubbed Yami's back who was being violently Ill.
The woman came forward
"Ladies and Gentlemen. G' day and welcome to Quanta's. Destination: Australia. If you need anything or have any questions during the remainder of the flight please just ask" she said smiling
Bakura looked up to see many different people doing many different things.
"If you would look on the back of the seat of the person in front of you, you can see a brochure. In it is everything you need to know about Australia" the woman said holding a brochure in the air for an example.
Many people began to look down get a piece of paper folded; Bakura saw this and did it too.
"Australia is the largest island in the world, and has a population of 20 million people. This means, that it is as big as the United States Mainland thought it has a smaller population than England. There are only 6 states in Australia, but where we are heading is a place called New South Wales, or as you might know it as "Sydney"." The woman began
Bakura looked at the map of Australia and then at the waving Koala.
/Oh! It's a Neo Pet// Bakura thought smiling
Yami looked at Bakura, his eyes droopy and his head slouched.
"What are you smiling about?" he asked annoyed
"Australia" Bakura replied
"Sydney is the home of many icons, such as the Harbour Bridge and the Opera house. Australians are very well known for their animals such as kolas, and echidna. Which you can see if you look on the back of the brochure.
Bakura turned the brochure over and looked at the echidna
"IT'S YAMI!" Bakura laughed pointing to the spiky animal eating ants.
Yami looked at Bakura
"What am I?" he asked
Bakura pointed to the echidna
"Look, see you look exactly the same, well hair wise any way"
Yami shook his head in shame and went back to being ill.
The women walk past Yami
"Sir are you feeling better"
Yami looked at her
"Yes thankyou" he said
Bakura looked at the woman
"Oi" he said
She looked up
"Yes?"
"Australia, is hot or cold?" Bakura asked
The woman laughed
"At the moment it is very hot... It is in the middle of summer. So there is a good chance that the temperature will be 35-40 degrease!" the woman said smiling
Bakura looked confused'
"It's a lot Bakura" Yami clarified
Bakura nodded
"Ohhh"
"One more question" Bakura said
"Yes sir?"
"What does G' day mean?" he asked
"Its slang, a lot of Australians use it. But it means "good day" you may here people say it when you are there."
The woman left and Bakura looked at the map.
/Something tells me I am going to like this place/
A lady came with a new bag for Yami
"Sir if you would like I can put the "Crocodile hunter" on for you" she said
/THERE IS A MAN WHO HUNTS CROCODILES OH RA/ thought Bakura
"Yes" he said nodding
The screen was turned on there was a crocodile.
"Where is the hunter" Bakura asked himself
"G day guys! I'm Steve Erwin! Now look here, this little beauty her name is Shelia. Look at her!
Bakura cracked up laughing
"I LOVE THIS GUY!" he said laughing
Yami looked at Bakura going mental laughing as the man lye on the crocodile and wrestle it to the ground.
Yami sighed and looked at Bakura
"Something tells me this is going to be the longest 24 hours of my life"
END
Well there you go. The beginning to the trip. NO I'm sorry if it sucked and I'm sorry about spelling errors. Now sorry about the "Crocodile Hunter" thing. My mum said he is well known over in America, whatever. Well please don't bag me out. This is my second story. If you want the guys to come over to your country just tell us! First stop Australia second stop….?
What do you want to happen? The only way ill know is if you review!
Until then
"Hoo roo" – good bye
Brooke