This time around I'll be making fun of not just commercials, but anime in general. Mostly One Piece (for fun) and Naruto (because it sucks THAT MUCH)
Sketch 1 - "The Name of D"
Dragon: "Luffy....... I am your FATHER!"
Luffy: "......... So?"
Dragon: "Wha-What!?"
Luffy: "I've never known you dude. So why would I care if you're my father? Besides, I thought I was just born and didn't even have a dad."
Dragon: ".......Ack..... ak...... WHAT THE HELL!!?!? What, you think you were just born in a fucking TEST TUBE!?"
Luffy: "........What's a test tube?"
Dragon: "Ah never mind! Look, the point is that you ARE my son and we share the same name and blood line."
Luffy: "Prove it."
Dragon: "What!?"
Luffy: "How do I KNOW you're my dad?"
Dragon: "Why you littler brat! We have the same last name! Monkey!"
Luffy: "What does your D stand for?"
Dragon: "WHAT!?"
Luffy: "If you are my real father, we'll have the last D name."
Dragon: "IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!!!"
Luffy: "TELL ME!"
Dragon: "...............................It s......dragon."
Luffy: "...... Your middle name is also Dragon?"
Dragon: "..... Yeah......"
Luffy: ".......That is SO retarded! Who's name is REALLY Monkey Dragon Dragon!?"
Dragon: "SHUT UP ALRIGHT!!! Dad wasn't too smart with names!!"
Garp: "Oh shut up you punk!"
Dragon: "DAD!?! What are you doing here!?"
Garp: "............ I don't know."
Dragon: "What's you D name Luffy."
Luffy: "Dominic."
Garp and Dragon: "...................... Bull shit."
BlackBeard: "Mine's Douglas."
Dragon: "Who the fuck asked you!?"
Garp: "Where did you come from?"
BlackBeard: "......... You know.... I'm not even sure."
Ace: "Probably where ever I came from."
Luffy: "Ace!?"
Ace: "Sup! Oh, and my D name is Derrick by the way."
Luffy (obliviously optimistic): "Oh! That's helpful!"
Dragon: "NO IT'S NOT!"
Roger: "Mine's Diego."
Garp: "Shut up! You're supposed to be dead!"
Saul: "Mine's Dolorous."
Everyone: ".................................................."
Garp: "................. You're supposed to be dead too."
Rouge: "Mine's Denies!"
Ace: "MOM!?"
Roger: "Wait, you're supposed to be dead!"
Garp: "YOU TOO DUMBASS!!!!"
Luffy's Mom: "Mine's Dianna!"
Dragon: "Hold up, hold up! We don't even know if she's even got a D as her middle name! Who's fucking with this shit!? This is getting ridiculous!"
Luffy: "You think THIS is ridiculous? Just wait till the fifth sketch."
A/N: I get ONE comment on how stupid this is and a background on The Will of D like I'm a noob who doesn't know shit, I SWEAR I will sick Dolorous on you!!!